The ugliest.

Ok. So not such a good start for me.

0-2.

BILLS blew it and Commanders blew it for me.

All that talk of better coaching be damned I guess...

So now I am coming back with two NASTY plays.

With two coaches most certainly on the hot seat and need MAGIC this weekend.

I've been contemplating hard. Real hard....

Jets ML.

Dolphins ML.

Now what phantom menace in my mind could possibly have me thinking this way?

Dolphins have suffered two heart breakers in a row. Carolina was one of them in a stunning comback, last week they actually deserved a better fate against the Chargers. Chargers pulled it out. As a playoff team should.

Well...

Follow me here.

The Jets haven't been as awful until we SAW "awful" last week against the Broncos. That was the most embarrassing, most impotent output of offensive production by any team I have seen recently in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. 

Let me be clear.

If these teams do not WIN.

it is paper bag time!

Their coaches are finished. Period. They might already be. But the reality is this..

Cleveland is rebuilding. Carolina on the road.

If the Dolphins and the Jets have any level of pride in their locker room?

They will win these games.

Get um this week! 

@Fuse

 Thanks man!

Adding.

RAMS ML. 

Really? The Jaguars? Weren't the Rams supposed to compete for the Super Bowl this year? This is what any given Sunday gives us? Free money and everyone is questioning it....

CHARGERS ML. Everyone and the grandma is saying the Colts are the greatest thing since sliced bread. Wow! Either they are right, or totally eating public lunch together. FaDE the public.

BRONCOS ML. The kid Dart comes back to earth ?? . Philly gets him next week. Giants aren't fooling me....

Than the rest 

KC. ML

BEARS. ML 

Honestly? If you need a writeup up on the Saints and Raiders you shouldn't be betting football. They really are looking to "stay competitive" for next season....

Remember.

Jets have lost 4 of their 6 by a combined 12 points.

You're going to see some unconventional play calling today and a very desperate Jets team at home.

Honestly, Carolina is beatable. 

Don't put it past the Dolphins either.

Combined these two teams have one ...1 win between them.

This is dangerous spot.

We want to make  off it.

@LadiesMan_

 appreciate your insights. what’s your take on Vrabel coming back to TN?

As a Dolphin fan there's absolutely no way I'd lay money on them on the road in Cleveland right now, but they've surprised me in the past.

@n4hpx91

 PATRIOTS.

They are fighting with the Bills. They know they cannot afford to lose this game knowing the Bills are coming back with "Carolina" next week..

Revenge factors play such a small role in football. I mean tiny. 5% thought process.

It is where you are in the standings, the urgency for divisional positioning, the fact of who they are chasing.

Patriots will light these guys up. Vrabel will just laugh after the fact because his guys will do it for him.

Titans are a train wreck.

New England would have to really BADLY screw this one up to lose this game.

Expect a ball control clock killing offensive scheme with short yardage passing for time consuming 1st downs.

The way they play the game.

Not like Titans have shown much to stop that anyhow.

@Eschenpod

 I'm actually a Bills fan.

I seem to have more faith in your team than you do.

I bet on the Dolphins to beat the Jets. Won. Before started posting. So you'll have to take my word on that.

Don't give up on Tua.

He's actually a good QB and I'll take him in a hurricane weather situation vs a Rookie Cleveland Browns QB.

It is going to be NASTY in Cleveland. 

Even if it isnt?

It doesn't matter.

The Dolphins are going to win games.

This is one of them.

I think coach Mike McDaniel realizes his lack of taking risks and chances may cost him his job.

Expect a very unconventional offensive scheme today from the Dolphins today.

If they don't win? He knows he's finished. 

In the end? He makes the calls....

@Eschenpod

 I'm actually a Bills fan.

I seem to have more faith in your team than you do.

I bet on the Dolphins to beat the Jets. Won. Before started posting. So you'll have to take my word on that.

Don't give up on Tua.

He's actually a good QB and I'll take him in a hurricane weather situation vs a Rookie Cleveland Browns QB.

It is going to be NASTY in Cleveland. 

Even if it isnt?

It doesn't matter.

The Dolphins are going to win games.

This is one of them.

I think coach Mike McDaniel realizes his lack of taking risks and chances may cost him his job.

Expect a very unconventional offensive scheme today from the Dolphins today.

If they don't win? He knows he's finished. 

In the end? He makes the calls....

If the Pats want to make the playoffs...

This is a game you do not drop.

PATS ML.

All the experts in the world can talk about the Browns defense until the chickens come home to roost.

They can't move the needle.

All the run game in the world isn't going to make up for the experience of the QB position and a desperate coach.

So unless the Browns come up with something of a miracle? They are dead in the water today.

Honestly. The Titans and the Browns?

These teams are playing for next season.

Patriots aren't undoing their gains by losing to the Titans. That would be an embarrassing thing to go from beating the Buffalo Bills, a Super Bowl contender... to losing to ...the smurfs.

If the Dolphins can't beat these pathetic Browns in any stadium? In any comfort or any conditions? I am pretty certain everyone in that locker room knows that not only their season but the entire team is going to pay the price for it.

It won't be just the coach.

Browns are in rebuilding process. 

Dolphins aren't. They were expected to show up this season.

Miami's run defense worst in the league.

Tell me about it. Man do the Dolphins ever look hapless...

For any Dolphins fan out there... man I may lose money but your team sucks. It is impossible to wear a Dolphins jersey in public without a paper bag over your head.

I tried to warn you they're awful.

I tried to warn you they're awful.

I tried to warn you they're awful.

I'd fire the coach Mid-game.

McPuppet would be given his walking papers and exit gate 12 by now. 

To the car with this man. Drive away.

You can put one of the guys in the broadcasting booth in charge and they would probably know how to run an offense better.

Jets and Dolphins..

Jets coach... Aaron Glenn. Guy looks dumbfounded every single time the camera pans to him. Like he has no clue what is going on.

You know you have to win some garbage games to be successful in sports handicapping but man...

A surgeon is only as good as the tools he has to work with.

In the words of YODA "A hacksaw and baseball bat a nose job will it not"

Maybe nothing is good enough for these teams?

Maybe +7.5 against a college football team?

Lose and cover? Are they truly this bad?

Aaron Glenn looks like advanced dementia or alzheimer's disease.

He stares into space looking lost.

His two minute clock ...

The Jets have zero ability to run a two minute clock. That is a serious problem for a professional football team.

They don't know how to actually run a series.

These guys are getting fired if they lose today.

That, or their upper management likes losing.

@LadiesMan_

 Please give up on the mighty dolphins.

@khmerandone

 I hear you man. That's it.

This was their last big hurrah today. It ended in a quiet thud.

Coach McPuppet should just leave the sidelines. 

Put a fork in him. He's done.

If the Dolphins as an organization have any pride left in them, somebody has to hang. 

McPuppet is the go to.

Well. I don't have many words fit to describe what should happen next.

So I'll try my best.....

If the Miami Dolphins and the New York Jets have any pride left as organizations...

Nobody can take these teams seriously as they are going forward.

Time to fire some coaches.

That is just embarrassing. 

6 points each?

Really? 4 quarters of ball and all they could muster was 6 points each?

That's just embarrassing. 

You don't even need a coach if that's what they are delivering.

An empty lawn chair would suffice.

In my final rant of this thread...

Before I put this atrocity of football to bed...

I will restate what I firmly believe.

Aaron Glenn, the coach of the Jets, is LOST on the sidelines. He is not an NFL calibre coach.

Pray for New York Jets fans. Those poor fans....

Honestly, he really does look like he has advanced dementia or alzheimer's disease. He stares into space looking lost. Every single time the camera panned and focused on him, he looked like he was dazed and confused.

Put the joints down bro. Stop smoking doobies and coach. Too late Now...

His two minute clock ... embarrassing. Shocking really.

He isn't an NFL coach.

The Jets have zero ability to run a two minute clock. That is a serious problem for a professional football team.

They don't know how to actually run a series.

These guys are getting fired.

While you are praying for Jets fans, Pray for Dolphins fans. These poor souls...

McPuppet in Miami and Coach Doobie in New York.

This was their last big hurrah today. It ended in a quiet thud.

Coach McPuppet should just leave the sidelines. 

Put a fork in him. He's done. 

Load these clowns up in a garbage truck and take them away.

If the Dolphins as an organization have any pride left in them, somebody has to hang. 

McPuppet is the go to. Too much rope already.

Coach Doobie in New York is probably being told right now he is toast.

That, or their upper management likes losing.

Jets and Dolphins. Man. 6 points each?

If the Miami Dolphins and the New York Jets have any pride left as organizations...

There isn't a sports fan or any professional in the REALM of football anywhere that can take these teams seriously as they are going forward.

Time to fire some coaches.

That is just embarrassing.

6 points each? The pride of your team. Pride! Just to show some level of execution. Anything.

Nope. 

Really? 4 quarters of ball....

With a halftime...

....and all they could muster was 6 points each?

That's just embarrassing.

You don't even need a coach...

Just put a mannequin dummy in a sweater on the sidelines with a headset on.

if that's what they are delivering?

An empty lawn chair would suffice. Two broken empty lawn chairs with mannequins in them.

6 points.

Pathetic.

That doesn't belong in the National Football League. 

I've been watching NFL for over 25 years.

That is saddest sack of garbage I have witnessed since the Rob Johnson debacle in Buffalo and the Ralph Wilson Flutie-Gate turn the Doug Flutie Curse!

Unbelievable. The NFL.

I've seen suck. I've just never seen organizations that just enjoy torturing their fan base like the way the Jets and Dolphins have.

It wasn't like they lost to world class teams either.

Which really shows you what rock bottom they have hit...