Just Joshin & Snowstradamus 2017-2018

The greatest time of the year has returned.
Hang on to your seats as i lead you to the place
Every sports bettor wants to go (not disneyland)
Fat paychecks, lamborghinis, caviar, and fame
Are all services that just joshin brings. But just
Like last year snowstradamus will attempt to
Catch your eye with false hope and promises
Only for you to find out he's clueless about
Not only sports betting, but also life. He
Should have learned that when he stands
Besides me he will always be nothing but a
Less handsome, way less intelligent and
Even less endowed than me. (nom sayin?)
Welcome back football! where this year the
Atlanta Falcons will get trashed about
2 times as much as golden state. I would bet
50,000 bucks that matt ryan and those other
Pathetic excuse of football players will not
Only choke again and miss the playoffs but
In turn won't even beat the bears week one.
North korea has a better chance at winning
The superbowl before matt ryan does...
Let's kick this season off with a valuable lesson
Eeveryone can appreciate. sports betting is
All about being able to read between the lines.
Dont miss the important message left in capital letters throughout this blog. go get your decoder pens and drink more Nesquick.

"Listen to me and you will never to hungry again"


Houston -5. We call this the Katrina bet. after a huge natural disaster no better feel good story than Houston doing something to bring the city together. Just ask the saints all about this one. I believe so much in this that I also put money on Houston to win the superbowl at 28.5 to 1. worst case a good place to hedge after they make the playoffs.

Rams -3.5. Todd Gurley should be able to run over an always weak Colts defense, more weapons for Goff, and Scott Tolzien starting for the Colts.

Packers -3. The MVP of the league this year, the MVP of my fantasy team, and my pick to represent the NFC in the superbowl. The cheeseheads start the season the right way by handling the overhyped Seattle talk.

We learned 2, irrefutable facts from this past Super Bowl. There is a God, and he is either a huge Tom Brady fan, or he REALLY hates Georgia. There is no inbetween.

You can forget about the Falcons going back to the Super bowl for another 50 years. Blowing that lead, in that fashion? I'm surprised Arthur Blank didn't immediately order all construction on the new stadium to stop, sell the team to Toronto, and never step foot onto what literally HAS to be cursed ground (all of Atlanta) again. I'm not a Patriots fan, but God Bless Tom Brady and his golden GOAT arm for saving us all from enslavement and tyranny. He didn't just beat the Falcons last year, he went Sherman on the entire state of Georgia. He didnt just bully Matt Ryan, he walked up to his table at the height of the middle school lunch hour, took his milk, chugged it, and spiked the carton right onto his giant Jim Furyk face. It was the most unbelievable comeback AND chokejob all rolled up into one half of football these baby blues have ever seen. So I come to you this season with an open hand and an open heart, because I have seen the darkness, and that darkness was a 28-3 lead. A lead that, if I didn't mention before, the Falcons blew in spectacular fashion.

Look I get it, there's a reason Snowstradamus has amassed a following of tens of people. (Ok probably 5 but only losers don't round up)You want entertainment. You want the dancing bear to jump through that flaming hoop one more time, and I am here to deliver you the show you've come to expect.

And not just that, the world is a scary place these days, we need an escape. It feels like things are on edge at all times. World instability, the Chihuahua in North Korea slamming his ham fists on the table and demanding someone figure out how to keep Windows 95 from freezing, claiming he's going to nuke California. They say there is always one thing that triggers major wars. And I am thoroughly convinced that Matt Ryan raising the Lombardi trophy would have been the Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand moment that kicked off world war three. And you know what? After seeing that I'm not convinced being turned to ash and scattered throughout a barron wastland for the rest of time would've been a bad place to be.

LET'S MAKE SOME MONEY

Superbowl Winner: The Green Bay Packers
Considering Aaron Rodgers almost went to the Super Bowl last year on his own, this year he's going to get it done, and solidify his position as one of the all time greats.


Packers -2.5
Packers are 3-0 at Home against the Seahawks with A.Rod under center. I like them by a TD

Giants +4
Feels like I pick them every year. But I love a Fade and I think the public is going to be all over the cowboys.

Atlanta/Chicago UNDER 48.5

Vikings +7.5
Sam Bradford pulls it out. Steelers win by 3

Baltimore -7.5
The return of Flacco

Green Bay +3
This has trap written all over it, but I don't care. Aaron Rodgers, In his prime, against a team he almost best sinhle handedly last year? AND his team is better while the Falcons got worse? Don't be surprised if the Packers win outright.

JJ 2-1.  Snow 2-1

JJ: 4-2.  Snow: 3-3

Panthers -5
I know I'm the kiss of death, but maybe that will jolt them into actually blocking someone. If we win another one the way we've won these last two, we'll have a very legitimate claim at being the worst 3-0 team of all time. And I'm strangely ok with that.

Seattle +2
Tennessee is a crap shoot at home. Give me Russell Wilson and the points.

Detroit +3
Matt Stafford, my dark horse to win MVP, getting points at home? They win outright.

JJ: 6-3.   Snow: 3-6

Tennessee -2.5
Jets +4
Philly +2

JJ: 6-6.  Snow:  5-7

BOL 

Dallas -2.5
Houston +2
San Fran +1

JJ: 7-8. Snow:5-10

So I went 2-1 last week, only to find out that covers didn't post my picks apparently. Sounds like Bowes paid off somebody to try and keep me down. Doesn't matter. Three bangers this week.

 

New England -3

Giants +3.5

Cleveland +6

JJ: 8-10.  Snow: 7-11

I'm still fade material I'm still fade material. Until you actually start fading then I'll start winning.

Jets +6.5

Detroit +3

Dallas/Washington UNDER 45.5

JJ:  10-13-1.  Snow:  9-14

Denver +7

Tampa Bay +7

Oakland -3 

JJ: 11-14-2. Snow: 9-16-1

GL

Green Bay +4.5

New Orleans -2

Atlanta +3.5

I'm boarding a flight to the Caribbean so it's time for good luck....no keep fading

Ravens -2

Skins +7.5

Rams +2.5

Well what do you know? Snowstradamus takes a half game lead and Bowes decides to leave the country. He calls it vacation, I call it cowardice. His picks are also below. 

 

Bowes:

Baltimore -2, skins +7.5, rams +2.5

 

Snowstradamus 

Dallas +6, Chicago +3 Pats - Raiders OVER 54.5

JJ: 13-18-2.  Snow: 13-18-2

 

Well Well my island trip brought us a winning week. I board my flight back so expect the fade to return..or you're gonna watch one of the world's greatest heaters.

Panthers -5.5.  the return of 3rd leg Greg!

Seahawks -6.5

Rams -2.5.  All streaks must come to an end

 

Tampa +10

Tennessee -3

Rams -2.5