Colts in Game Thread*******

This game is like me and chic playing a game of chess . but instead of pieces being used like the king , rook , or pawn , we have to use our severed fingers , and move them around the board by pushing them with our noses….. while koala bears eat our intestines , from the gaping gunshot wounds we both suffered to the solar plexus…..

Would be far more entertaining than this game. 

tell me about it . chic is a funny guy . his commentary/trash talk alone would be worth the price of the ticket . hey chic , if I win , where’d I hide the magnet ? huh ? mister conspiracy theorist . cuz my butt is full of shit , but the rest of me , it’s telling the truth ….

ya dig ?

watch chic come in here with the Joe Pesci Goodfellas “ I’m funny ? I’m funny how ? Like I’m a clown ? Like I amuse you ? “

Guy’s a riot . Y’all really have to get to know that motherfucker . Once you get passed all the numerology and voodoo tantric sex with spiders and hollowed out iceberg lettuce while he’s drenched in his own blood ….. dude’s kinda alright 

It’s the shining light of shangri-la compared to the offensive performances displayed by both teams tonite my friend …..

Took colts 2H +1.5 and +2. 

 BOL 

I'm 6'1'

Sad but true.... & having Hines rush yards over & rec yards over SUCKS

Just took Denver -6.5 +280 

think this game is very obvious 

With Heels?

Matt Ryan is throwing some of these balls under such duress that his body is horizontal upon the release of the pigskin , but he’s still in the air , and it makes him look like one of the lovely assistants a magician uses during one of their levitation tricks …..

Ref takes out Colts safety.....allowing the bomb to be completed.  Nice job, zebra.

$25,000000 QB and Denver Offense in the Red zone here comes another FG and it gets Blocked wtf 

How else is Denver going to move the ball. 

@Macwestie1

Ryan.  You stiff

Way to go Ryan another INT wtf

Here comes game winning TD. 

This game is going to end in a tie in OT lol

@TheJordanRules

More like a FG game to me either way flip a coin 

Who has the no TD scored prop?

Is Judy Jetson gonna catch a second ball tonite or do I gotta ask Jane to stop this crazy thing …

chic , pass the dutchie to the left hand side bro cuz this game be bananacakes buddy 

I haven’t seen a disappearing act this bad since your last tinder date at Applebee’s when the girl excused herself from the table to use the restroom just after the drinks were ordered , dropped a ghost poop in the toilet , called an Uber , and got the hell out of there …..

@spockgato