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George Clooney was nominated for an Academy Award for his role as Ryan Bingham, an executioner-for-hire who did the dirty work of corporate America when it came to downsizing, in 2009’s Up In The Air.
Bingham flew from city to city, axing workers for some of the biggest money person in the business world. Kind of like the Green Bay Packers.
The Packers have served as executioner to two NFL head coaches this season, handing Dallas’ Wade Phillips and Minnesota’s Brad Childress their pink slips in the form of ass whoopings on the gridiron.
Green Bay put a nail in Phillips’ double-wide coffin on Sunday Night Football, thrashing the Cowboys 45-7 in Week 9, forcing the hand of God (or the devil depending on where you’re from), better known as Jerry Jones, to give Son of Bum the bum’s rush.
And just this past weekend, the Cheese Heads proved the Vikings were lactose intolerant with a 31-3 spiking of their NFC North rivals, which was all she wrote for Childress, AKA Colonel Klink, and his reign of terror in Minnesota.
The Pack aren’t done giving coaches the sack this season. Following this week’s showdown with the Atlanta Falcons, Green Bay hosts the San Francisco 49ers and head coach Mike Singletary, who probably shouldn’t have been the Niners’ choice to begin with.
After falling short of preseason expectations with a 3-7 start, including a 21-0 shutout loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Week 11, Singletary is being voted “Coach Most Likely to Have a Jerry-Maguire Blowup When Served his Walking Papers”.
All San Francisco needs is a heartless triggerman to serve Singletary his last supper. A 45-7 loss would do fine and I know just the team to do it…
Bingham flew from city to city, axing workers for some of the biggest money person in the business world. Kind of like the Green Bay Packers.
The Packers have served as executioner to two NFL head coaches this season, handing Dallas’ Wade Phillips and Minnesota’s Brad Childress their pink slips in the form of ass whoopings on the gridiron.
Green Bay put a nail in Phillips’ double-wide coffin on Sunday Night Football, thrashing the Cowboys 45-7 in Week 9, forcing the hand of God (or the devil depending on where you’re from), better known as Jerry Jones, to give Son of Bum the bum’s rush.
And just this past weekend, the Cheese Heads proved the Vikings were lactose intolerant with a 31-3 spiking of their NFC North rivals, which was all she wrote for Childress, AKA Colonel Klink, and his reign of terror in Minnesota.
The Pack aren’t done giving coaches the sack this season. Following this week’s showdown with the Atlanta Falcons, Green Bay hosts the San Francisco 49ers and head coach Mike Singletary, who probably shouldn’t have been the Niners’ choice to begin with.
After falling short of preseason expectations with a 3-7 start, including a 21-0 shutout loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Week 11, Singletary is being voted “Coach Most Likely to Have a Jerry-Maguire Blowup When Served his Walking Papers”.
All San Francisco needs is a heartless triggerman to serve Singletary his last supper. A 45-7 loss would do fine and I know just the team to do it…
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