Why do I keep betting against the Spurs?

Probably not.  If I take the Grizzlies -1, the Spurs won't skip a beat without Parker.  Ginobili will sink at least 5 threes and pour in something like 37 points to pick up the slack.

holy shit man, you have me in stitches, you called him master bator from mister bator

thats so fucking original and clever, how did you ever think of that

i can't believe i can even type right now b/c im laughing like crazy

i spit up all the cereal out of my mouth when i read your post

i bet you are the first person in the history of the world to think of that joke, god damn, you are one funny mofo

you should send in a few of your ideas to the major networks, they might hire you on account of your original and extremely funny gems, maybe you can be a lead writer on a sitcom

seriously man, well done, no bullshit,  no sarcasm, i don't even know what sarcasm means