Vegas: Mr. Wade we have a deal for you. Lately you have been doing great and did good against Boston and we also enjoyed your little dance session in the locker room. But Mr. Wade i'm sorry to say that session should end. As you know money is pouring on Heat because they are underdog and I mean worth underdog. We will give you 10 million if you keep it a cold hand against OKC. We want you to act like your frustrated and keep hanging your head down so people can notice that you are helpless and inured but not disclosing your injury.. Make it seem like your trying but nothing is working.
Wade: What about James have you talked to him to take it easy int he series?
Vegas: Mr. Wade we all know Lebron can't win the game by himself. He can go fly like a superman or roar like Hulk. He can't win it on his own. Because by the 4th quarter he turn into black widow. We want to remove the double threat. We want you to cool it down. Lebron alone can do what he wants.
Wade: What about Bosh?
Vegas: Now your making us laugh. What can a Giraffe do? What has he done so for that made you think he will unleash against OKC. Please Mr. Wade don't make this funnier then it already is.
Wade: Ok i'll take it. Some fans win will be dissapointed and
reputation might decrease but that will be restored once we pounce on a
weaker team next season. Plus I've won the ring. i ain't hungry for more. Thanks for the offer. I'll take it.
Vegas: Thank you for helping us out.
Wade: Anytime just shout at me.







