get absolutely shitfaced, i mean so drunk you can barely make sense, and go to any poker bar after 1 am and talk to the hookers.
beat off before or go to an asian massage parlor or pick up some free touristho or whatever so you don't end up paying for the hook. or just get so damn drunk you can barely make it up to your room anyway.
its pretty funny talking to the hookers for as long as you can until they get pissed. i've had some really damn funny conversations with them.
hey it might sound stupid but its fun and its free and it sure beats getting bent over at the 21 tables after a day full of poker and sportsbook
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you guys should try this
get absolutely shitfaced, i mean so drunk you can barely make sense, and go to any poker bar after 1 am and talk to the hookers.
beat off before or go to an asian massage parlor or pick up some free touristho or whatever so you don't end up paying for the hook. or just get so damn drunk you can barely make it up to your room anyway.
its pretty funny talking to the hookers for as long as you can until they get pissed. i've had some really damn funny conversations with them.
hey it might sound stupid but its fun and its free and it sure beats getting bent over at the 21 tables after a day full of poker and sportsbook
This is actually a fun thing to do. I do it sober. I act like I don't know what they're up to. I ask them all kinds of normal type questions and try to see how long I can keep a conversation with them. I'll ask what they do. The typical response is "I'm an entertainer." So, I play dumb and ask what shows they're in or where they dance, etc, etc.
This is actually a fun thing to do. I do it sober. I act like I don't know what they're up to. I ask them all kinds of normal type questions and try to see how long I can keep a conversation with them. I'll ask what they do. The typical response is "I'm an entertainer." So, I play dumb and ask what shows they're in or where they dance, etc, etc.
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor
Too funny.
Quote Originally Posted by ManchesterUk:
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor
Classic.
Quote Originally Posted by ManchesterUk:
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor
Quote Originally Posted by ManchesterUk:
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor
Thats fucking classic man
Quote Originally Posted by ManchesterUk:
One of them said to me (a pretty fucking ugly one too), " can I keep you company ..? .."..I looked at her and said.. " It`ll cost you 60 dollars "...she replies.... FUCK YOU and spat on the floor