BITCOIN ?

Could someone explain this whole bitcoin situation.. I now am the proud owner of a whole 23 BTCs... The problem is, I barely know what its all about.

or how to trade or even the value for that matter.

Really? How did you obtain them if you don't know how to trade them?

I would be glad to buy them off of you if you want to negotiate a price.

Long story... I do realize these have value, But not exactly a "currency" that Im gonna pay for my pizza with, even though its been done.

check out this podcast. Still confusing but gives you some insight on how it works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cexawnOlR8

You pay for your pizza with a piece of digitally backed plastic, the only reason that doesn't sound weird is because it's been around for awhile and has been accepted.  Digital currencies are an EXTREMELY efficient method of conducting transactions.  

I'm sure you will find more answers searching the internet, but here is a thread that should help you get introduced to bitcoins.

Actually just hang tight , you wont have any problem knowing what to do with them , because very soon they will be worth nothing.. So there you go problem solved..