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Jaws 4 was the scariest, but lets the best ever
 
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make
 
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I'm in
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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I'm in 
I know the perfect lead actress
Teeth like a meat cleaver bleeding it happened
Believe me imagine
Circulating blades or a saw cuttin raw
Like a murderer in a rage blood was all in my draws
Dogg !
I couldn't stop her !!
Relentless !!!
That hooker took my cocck and chopped it to fresh minced ......
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

I'm in 
I know the perfect lead actress
Teeth like a meat cleaver bleeding it happened
Believe me imagine
Circulating blades or a saw cuttin raw
Like a murderer in a rage blood was all in my draws
Dogg !
I couldn't stop her !!
Relentless !!!
That hooker took my cocck and chopped it to fresh minced ......
 
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We have to go backwards starting when he was a baby inside of his mother eating his little brothers and sisters alive.
 
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One of my favorite movies as a kid was the original.  
 
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Any one else want to slap Mrs. Kintner and tell her if that if she wasn't a negligent mother her son would still be alive?   
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

Any one else want to slap Mrs. Kintner and tell her if that if she wasn't a negligent mother her son would still be alive?   

 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

Any one else want to slap Mrs. Kintner and tell her if that if she wasn't a negligent mother her son would still be alive?   

I rubbed one out to Mrs Kintner.

What can I say, I have a thing for elderly, grieving women 
bigreds daddy
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

Any one else want to slap Mrs. Kintner and tell her if that if she wasn't a negligent mother her son would still be alive?   

Seriously...  she looked at Alex and said he was in the water for too long already then she let him go back in.  She basically sent the kid to his death sentence, and she has the audacity to blame Chief Brody.   They should have hung her next to the tiger shark that Ben Gardner caught
 
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only if we get to eat the shark and sell the fins.
 
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Alright, no more yelling about Mrs kuntner and inappropriately rubbing your peckers.


We need a title for this disaster..

 
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Mobile Mako.... terror at the gulf shores resort ...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

 
We need a title for this disaster..


"How To Make The Best Chum Using Strippersnbens Body Parts"

Too long?

 

bigreds daddy
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


"How To Make The Best Chum Using Strippersnbens Body Parts"

Too long?

 


Are we gonna use a Great WHITE Shark?   I think a certain social justice warrior may take issue with that....   "why do all the white sharks get starring roles?" he'll cry   
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


"How To Make The Best Chum Using Strippersnbens Body Parts"

Too long?

 




Let's shorten it a bit.

Jaws V, The Chumming Of Ben 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


Are we gonna use a Great WHITE Shark?   I think a certain social justice warrior may take issue with that....   "why do all the white sharks get starring roles?" he'll cry   


we could type cast samuel jackson for the role of shark hunter....
to at least add diversity to the plot great black hunter goes  after great white shark...
 
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possibly add some vindication link for being eaten by the smartest shark....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by nature1970:



we could type cast samuel jackson for the role of shark hunter....
to at least add diversity to the plot great black hunter goes  after great white shark...

Couldn't we expand on Samuel Jackson with blm in the hunt? 


 
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not sure of the first scene
maybe we could have sherriff scream hands up at a skinny dipping youth one of the kids get eaten and off the story goes.
 
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add a twist his phone was his dads who works for Fort McCellan
in the shark has the access codes for some massive ibm biological missle and the shark must be caught or the war head would be launched
 
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we could type cast samuel jackson for the role of shark hunter....
to at least add diversity to the plot great black hunter goes  after great white shark...

He was eaten by a shark in Deep Blue Sea....  
 
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or pennsacola naval base or similiar facility....
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


He was eaten by a shark in Deep Blue Sea....  

yup super intelligent shark ate Jackson so vindication he hunts the killer shark...
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