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Morning class cancelled, 7 bets starting shortly, let's get to drinkin!...

...but all I have is some really bad tequila, and I just found some margarita mix which should help but its thick sweet syrup, not really my thing.

I am equipped with water, milk, ketchup, and banana peppers... not sure what to do here I can drink whiskey + water, but not tequila and water!   ...Maybe just some 50/50 shots with margarita mix Should be pretty awful.  Advice?
 
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take em like a man.....no girly mixers necessary. Maybe have a buddy slap you in the face right before you take the shot.
 
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But its a $10 bottle of tequila If I was already drunk it would be fine but this is gonna be rough.

-And I'm not much of a man when it comes to drinking Funny how its the only legal drug and I never use it.
 
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Get some Vodka, Rum, Triple Sec, and Gin and make Long Island Iced-T.
 
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I went to Mexico in college and brought back a bottle of tequila....tasted like smoke....no lie.  Do shots....and plug your nose (I'm not kidding) and chase with lemonade (I'm not kidding here either). 
 
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pick up some non-alcoholic odouls and play some beerpong
 
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Get a lime, some salt and a shot glass
 
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The goal is not going out to buy anything but thanks for the tips.  I actually have some lemon juice, I'm going to put a few drops in a shot and just throw em down.


Speaking of beer pong, a local bar here had a tournament last week and what a deal.  It was 25 cent wing night and I went to the bar with $10 - bought 20 wings, leaving $5 to register for beer pong which you get your own pitcher for!  Got a pitcher of Yuengling and me and my partner went 8-1 and through 4 more pitchers on the way to victory Defending my honor next Monday, wish me luck.  Any time you get 20 wings and 5 pitchers of beer for $10, you are a winner!
 
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I found a box of jello shots  someone must have left them here about a month ago... hmmmmm
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

I went to Mexico in college and brought back a bottle of tequila....tasted like smoke....no lie.  Do shots....and plug your nose (I'm not kidding) and chase with lemonade (I'm not kidding here either). 

Any girls see this and your in trouble.

O, and Messier nothing girly about mixers if the mixers arnt girly

 
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sr8 up is the only way
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:

Get some Vodka, Rum, Triple Sec, and Gin and make Long Island Iced-T.

Crow is a smart man!!!

 
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What the hell is a man of your stature doing with a bottle of $10 tequila?
 
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There is only one road with Tequila, and it is a dead end..............

When you decide to drink tequila, you're basically saying "I intend to get drunk" because everyone around the tequila comes up with the same great idea "let's do shots!"

How original

However, you, by yourself, have a chance to do something different. SLOWLY SIP TEQUILA. This is unusual, and it's pretty crappy tequila. Once you sip it, you'll discover why people chug this shit.

All I can offer up is: NEVER run out of mixers, NEVER have just tequila. And if you do, NEVER have just cheap tequila.

Stay thirsty my friend
 
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borrow some money or use your credit card  

 
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Tequila straight up at first, then put the milk, ketchup, banana peppers, and tequila into a blender with ice. Pulse for 15-20 seconds, and enjoy.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by THEMUGG:

What the hell is a man of your stature doing with a bottle of $10 tequila?


This guy thinks I have integrity

Thanks MUGG, I actually don't drink much so I don't buy much liquor.  A friend must have left it here.  To prove my lack of integrity, last night I skipped the tequila and ate 15-20 jello shots They did the job.

Hawk - I should have gotten Dos Equis I tend to drink Yuengling or Dos Equis every time I drink.
 
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Tequila is best if chased with a beer.  Last time I did that I had to quit the poker game and call my wife to come drive me home.
 
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ah, the trapping of college.

get a lime and salt and take shots

 
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Smoke some good weed & you won't need the shots.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by gold6185:

Smoke some good weed & you won't need the shots.


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