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    What is the best or most random line you use to start talking to women?

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    BRoethlisberger
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2010 - 2:15 AM ET #76

    Thanks for the tips guys. You are going to save me ALOT of trouble.
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    Thanks for the tips guys. You are going to save me ALOT of trouble.
     
    samuelsosa
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2010 - 3:02 AM ET #77

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    The Hawk
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2010 - 8:27 AM ET #78

    Here's one you can use, Ben

    "Yeah, I make a lot of money"

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    Here's one you can use, Ben

    "Yeah, I make a lot of money"

     
    Iw1nBets
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2010 - 10:19 AM ET #79

    here goes nothing....

    'ill eat your butt'

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    here goes nothing....

    'ill eat your butt'

     
    HolyStevens
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2010 - 12:32 PM ET #80

    I'd like to pee in your butt.
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2010 - 5:01 PM ET #81

    Quote Originally Posted by BRoethlisberger:

    Thanks for the tips guys. You are going to save me ALOT of trouble.

     

    benny,,,,,,how many hours ago was steel's mouth removed from your ballsack.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRoethlisberger:

    Thanks for the tips guys. You are going to save me ALOT of trouble.

     

    benny,,,,,,how many hours ago was steel's mouth removed from your ballsack.............

     
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2010 - 7:43 PM ET #82

    Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants

     

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    Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants

     

     
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2010 - 7:53 PM ET #83

    Quote Originally Posted by phat03:

    Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants

     

    fuckin classic
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    Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants

     

    fuckin classic
     
    kickinA
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2010 - 8:03 PM ET #84

    "Finally, I've met someone as beautiful as myself! "
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    "Finally, I've met someone as beautiful as myself! "
     
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    Posted: Aug. 22, 2010 - 9:36 AM ET #85

    What if your name isn't Scott?
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    Posted: Aug. 22, 2010 - 1:10 PM ET #86

    do you wash your jeans in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them!

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    do you wash your jeans in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them!

     
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    Posted: Aug. 22, 2010 - 1:15 PM ET #87

    Quote Originally Posted by BRoethlisberger:

    Thanks for the tips guys. You are going to save me ALOT of trouble.

     

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    Thanks for the tips guys. You are going to save me ALOT of trouble.

     

     
    Iw1nBets
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 8:38 AM ET #88

    Quote Originally Posted by BRoethlisberger:

    Thanks for the tips guys. You are going to save me ALOT of trouble.

     

    fail post number 1 by this poster. And its his first post

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRoethlisberger:

    Thanks for the tips guys. You are going to save me ALOT of trouble.

     

    fail post number 1 by this poster. And its his first post

     
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 9:21 AM ET #89

    I thought that I would start by asking out the prettiest girl here and work my way down if I fail... 

    you are number 11...  whats my chances?
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    I thought that I would start by asking out the prettiest girl here and work my way down if I fail... 

    you are number 11...  whats my chances?
     
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 12:50 PM ET #90

    or do you have a lighter?
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    dudesenior
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 12:51 PM ET #91

    or my name is adelin but you can call me darling
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 1:41 PM ET #92

    Quote Originally Posted by Skipbone:

    Then stab her and stuff her in the trunk......

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    Then stab her and stuff her in the trunk......

     
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 1:44 PM ET #93

    Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 1:47 PM ET #94

    Quote Originally Posted by Ace77:

    Don't need any lines,bitches know whats up when i walk in the door
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    Don't need any lines,bitches know whats up when i walk in the door
     
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 1:48 PM ET #95

    Quote Originally Posted by Ace77:

    Don't need any lines,bitches know whats up when i walk in the door


    AIDS
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    Don't need any lines,bitches know whats up when i walk in the door


    AIDS
     
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 1:51 PM ET #96

    ask her to "lick the snotty end of my fuck stick"

    that should work

     

     

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    ask her to "lick the snotty end of my fuck stick"

    that should work

     

     

     
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    Posted: Aug. 23, 2010 - 1:55 PM ET #97

    If this is the competition, no wonder it is so easy to get laid
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    If this is the competition, no wonder it is so easy to get laid
     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2010 - 3:06 AM ET #98

    You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

    If she buys it your in...
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    You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

    If she buys it your in...
     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2010 - 9:02 AM ET #99

    One word

    Cloroform

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    One word

    Cloroform

     
     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2010 - 9:09 AM ET #100

    * Chloroform
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