What is the best or most random line you use to start talking to women?

Hi. I am the 354th re-incarnation of BOB

Wanna take a ride in my helicopter? 

walk up to a woman that is standing, and ask her if you can clear her off a place to sit, as you wipe your face and mouth with your hand

baby did you fart? cause you blow me away!

No this isnt a banana in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you

Grab their ass, and ask if this seat is taken

You look like my third wife, and she asks how many times you've been married, you reply twice

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you.

How often does a person go into a bar, identify a gal he wants to potentially hook up with, make a point to go and talk to her, and get a phone number or leave with her?  Not very often IMO.  It's just plain cheezy. 

The best places to meet chicks are at events like holiday or super bowl parties.  It's easy to start conversations because you run into people getting drinks or food.  There is always something to break the ice because you are there for a reason (to watch a game....or whatever....Christmas shopping done?).  I've had 3 long term relationships with gals I met in spots like that. 

Other then that, try on-line.  You'd be surprised at how many normal, good looking gals you'd run into (and plenty that aren't).  And isn't it easier when you already know they are looking to meet someone?  Not to mention, you can exchange e-mails/pics, etc. before you even agree to meet.  So it doesn't cost you a cent until you at least know you have a few things in common. 

Sorry, but it's better then trying to come up with some cheezy line that will probably work 3 out of 100 times. 

never use a predetermined pick up line, is cheesy.  If you don't have the gift of the gab than you need either cash or good looks.  Even in my fat days I can talk to any chick about any topic and eventually get the conversation to sex.

haha i came up with an exact thread like this  a couple years ago. classic. 

Nobody actually uses any of these lines you guys are saying.

Do you live on a chicken far because you know how to raise cocks???? Are you fuckin serious?? You would really say that to a girl you just met?

You say " hey baby, touch my shirt"

She does.

Then you say " does it feel like boyfriend material?"

Guaranteed laugher...I promise

"Do your eyes bother you?"

"Well, they bother me......"

"You like Mexican Food?"

Then let me stick my dick in your mouth and I'll speak spanish.

Funny, but she might tell you "Garcia later"