What is the best or most random line you use to start talking to women?

fresh prince best show ever...no long on tv i never see it anymore

Excuse me. Did you just fart?

I pulled a Ron Burgundy, I told her I was a big deal and understood if she really wanted to fuck me.

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You say " hey baby, touch my shirt"

She does.

Then you say " does it feel like boyfriend material?"

Guaranteed laugher...I promise

I have used that b4...lol

 

the only one with a chance is this one..................... 

 

lines are overrated.............big time ..... 

anybody that has spent anytime behind a bar can tell you this................. but for a bartender............theres nothing more entertaining...............

best one so far. 

Hey there sweat tits, need a rag?

Hey, you don't have to get to your knees. I'll get there....

Do you work for UPS......

 

... Because i saw you checking out my package !!!!!!

Hey baby, can I buy you dinner? Drinks? A house?

That is some funny shit.....

Care for a stiff one?

Just walk up and place a dime in her hand.

She will then ask what its for and u tell her

Phone ur mother tell her ur not coming home tonight.

Then stab her and stuff her in the trunk......

Yeah, I guess she might think of that too

"If you're on the pill, drinks are on me."

I tried the chicken farm line last night on all the girls at work & they thought it was hilarious...

I heard this one on wwe last night, as your walking by a woman say to her "Do you beleive in love at first sight or should i walk by agian" 

Do you have a mirror on your zipper because I can see me in your pants.

Not a pickup line, but when your already in a conversation with a girl you can say "Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips". Naturally she might ask you what's the best and thats when you move in for a kiss. I know cheesy, but it works 9/10 times.

 

I love the first one and last one.

I always used to make strong eye contact and at the same time try to appear harmless, warm, gentle, and "cool" with my approach.  Then I would say... "Hi.  My name's Scott.  What's yours?"

That has worked several times.  It's pretty easy to open the door, but you really need game to keep it from getting slammed in your face.  I think the biggest mistake you can make is to say something immature.  Going back a few years when I was immature, I can remember that costing me a couple times. 

If you get rejected, figure out a way to tell her the following without actually saying it: "That's fine honey.  I was trying to do you a favor but since you're not smart enough to catch on... see ya." 

I truly believe if you have confidence, you don't need much else.  They'll see that, and it is such a turn on for them.

 

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