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I never wear flip flops out to bars though. You never know what you will encounter in the bathrooms. I don't want my bare feet exposed.
 
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i'll agree with the tapout and ed hardy.shirt,,,and the popped collars..............

but its like "revenge of the nerds" in here with some of you fools..............

arm tats  (maybe if you live in mayberry)

c'mon train--- board shorts???  flip flops?????  sunglasses????? tans????  I think you might be jealous of where some of us live.............

 
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If you don't wear flip flops, board shorts and sunglasses what do you wear when you go to the beach?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

If you don't wear flip flops, board shorts and sunglasses what do you wear when you go to the beach?

 

personally,,,,i wear a banana hammock,,,,but that's beside the point

 
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Posted: #30

Myself,

I hate those low cut socks. I mean, if you're an actual tennis player, I can understand. But, if you're gonna commit to wearing socks, wear some normal looking socks. You think your legs are hot or something?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Myself,

I hate those low cut socks. I mean, if you're an actual tennis player, I can understand. But, if you're gonna commit to wearing socks, wear some normal looking socks. You think your legs are hot or something?



I'm guessing you are the oldest poster on this site

"Yeah and another thing, stay off of my grass!"
 
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Posted: #32

I admit, I am experienced (to us oldsters, that's a Jimi Hendrix drop)

I just don't understand why your ankles need to be cool, I guess

Just for that, I'm going to drive around with my turn signal blinking all day..........

 
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Posted: #33
Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

If you don't wear flip flops, board shorts and sunglasses what do you wear when you go to the beach?


The beach or maybe to run to the corner store real quick is the only place flip flops are acceptable for men. Wearing flip flops out anywhere is a major D-bag offense. No one wants to see your disgusting feet.
 
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Posted: #34

Usually the docuhe bag in question will have a minimum of 3 of things, most often 4.....a 5 star douche is a rare gem.....

 
 
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Posted: #35

Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

If you don't wear flip flops, board shorts and sunglasses what do you wear when you go to the beach?

Im talking about in a bar at 11pm ....IN MISSOURI .....not at the beach in Cali at noon

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