The Official Covers "Why can't somebody do something about...?" Thread

Why can't somebody do something about the daily morning General Forum hacking azzhole?

Wby can't somebody invent and manufacture a device that replaces the back of your cell phone and disables the battery so the Government and the Corporate Fukks they work for cannot GPS track everybody everywhere?

Oh, I forgot, that would be against the "Patriot Act" Thank you for sticking that one up everybody's azz Mr GWB. And while I'm atop my soap box... Please die D!ck Cheney so that I may pizz on your grave.

Why can't somebody build.a big wall to knock those nasty hurricanes down to size. We're going to do that to the Mexicans. And they are less greasy than a hurricane, aren't they?

Why can't a car manufacter make a gas pedal out of steel? So I get the fukk out of Foxwoods on time instead of braking off a plastic piece of sh!t?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

We need to make a Big Funnel so we can funnel the Warm Surface Water in the Atlantic Ocean to the bottom and Stop the Hurricanes from gaining Wind Power........Actually said on CNN.

The gas pedal on my 16 Nissan Maxima BROKE IN HALF when I stopped it down leaving the Foxwoods garage. A hard plastic pedal replaced the 2015 metal gas pedal during the during the body change for 2016. Corporate Fukks!

Gotta run... Late for my first Anger Management meeting.

Goose, my fellow aviary friend,

Judge was actually very calm about the entire ordeal.
Some real characters in that Anger Management class. Mostly wifey beaters. None, zip, zero females in the class except the one that runs the class... I guess females never get angry.
Hey Hawk: I'll have you know that's a Grateful Dead Alligator 4th set original tie in mint condition. Only been worn twice now. You didn't notice my original Oakleys, first generation, X Juliet Plasmas, also in mint condition?

Girls go crazy for a sharp dressed man!!! Looking good bro!! Hope to leave Ontario for a visit to Foxwoods 3rd week of October. If our $ gets any better may stay a week!

Give me some advance notice (last week of Sept) and I will hook you up for 2 or 3 nights mid week fully comped room. Weekends are brutal down there. Too many idiots.

Looking sharp with the Corporate fukk™ suit Goose

Once upon a time I was banging this temp chick at work. After about a month she asked me to pick her up from anger management class and drop her off to probation officer.

Found out she was a tweaker that beat her husband. Morale of the story don't stick your person in crazy (More than once...Ok maybe twice)

The end.

Thanks for the offer Goose!! If I can pull this off I'll pack the crib board LOL.My life seems to be all about timing these days .Opening a medical MJ store.  Will be shooting for shop  to be up and running in October . In Canada we are living in interesting times. Canopy Growth Corp is the parent company.

Goose, no harm, no foul. It's a safety issue! You can't hang yourself with a clip-on!

Don't let the Corporate Fukks get to you Goose

Goose,

A female supervising an Anger Management course dominated by male wife-beaters

good luck, you'll need it....+250 you'll eventually be asked to leave within a week..

"everybody's talkin' bout' a well dressed man"

the best to you

Grateful Dead Alligator tie, 4th set original, in mint condition.

"everybody's talkin' bout a well dressed man"

simple......maybe Covers IT department will read this, and react...been going on for the last 4.5 months

Why can't somebody clean me up as nice as Goose? Hey Goose is The Hawk your twin brother?

The Hawk is my brotha from another motha.

Why can't somebody do something about bottle returns. I absolutely HATE returning bottles. You stand there for TEN minutes feeding a machine and you get back a lousy $5. Not worth it. Wish there was another way.

There should be bottle donation centers. You back the car up, pop the trunk, let the volunteers take your bottles. Bing-Bang-Boom DONE.

We have those donation drop off boxes all over the place in cape breton. Most benefit minor hockey.  Very easy to set up, just need people to collect them when full.