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Survey: Ever drink so much that you sleep walk and pee in random places?
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I once got up in the middle of the night at my then girlfriend's apartment, walked into her closet, opened her laundry hamper, and pissed on her clothes. Apparently I threw up on the floor as I was whizzing to complete the parlay. We had only been dating a few weeks and I woke up to the sound of her saying "Why are my clothes all wet?" I instantly realized what I had done and crawled under the cover praying for instant death.
Somehow I rallied because she's now my wife. Shit happens.
Somehow I rallied because she's now my wife. Shit happens.
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#30
5years ago my sister in law was stayin at our house newleywed at time 3mon me an some frends went out POWER DRUNK as u call it about 4 am i wander into the guest bed wich is rite beside the hall bath still gettin usd 2 the new house an piss in her bag wich is rite by her pillow ... she never told the wife an we still laff about it
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Quote Originally Posted by putt:
I once got up in the middle of the night at my then girlfriend's apartment, walked into her closet, opened her laundry hamper, and pissed on her clothes. Apparently I threw up on the floor as I was whizzing to complete the parlay. We had only been dating a few weeks and I woke up to the sound of her saying "Why are my clothes all wet?" I instantly realized what I had done and crawled under the cover praying for instant death.
Somehow I rallied because she's now my wife. Shit happens.
I once got up in the middle of the night at my then girlfriend's apartment, walked into her closet, opened her laundry hamper, and pissed on her clothes. Apparently I threw up on the floor as I was whizzing to complete the parlay. We had only been dating a few weeks and I woke up to the sound of her saying "Why are my clothes all wet?" I instantly realized what I had done and crawled under the cover praying for instant death.
Somehow I rallied because she's now my wife. Shit happens.
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