Shirts and Skins basketball. A fat kids worst nightmare!

Makes me remember back when I was in 7-8th grade. I had bought my first scooter in the 6th grade out of the paper with money I saved cutting yards. My parents said no but I bought it behind their back and rode it home...surprise, You told me you would not buy me one but you never said I couldnt buy one

Also that was the end of any exercise and then I was a little doughboy kickin ass around town 24/7 on that damn thing.

Flabby tits and a fat little gut is what I was dealing with thru those 2 years.

And oh man did I hate to hear we are playing basketball today boys in 7th period athletics.

Because I knew that coach would pick two captains and pick teams. And the more we did this the more I realized I was on the damn skins team everytime with all the other fat kids.

And the other team was all the dudes who were in way better shape but they got to play with their shirts on....Those mutha f*ckers

We rarely won and I could tell it was entertaining to the coaches.

And then about 9th grade I hit a growth spurt and now I am a lean mean 6'5" vag pounding machine........

What a happy ending

funny.  I think it is weird playing ball without a shirt on in a gym.  Outside it is semi-okay but inside.....keep the fucking shirt on.

Especially the fat kids....

Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

Dude thanks for fixing that typo for me

Im gonna go ahead and assume that your STILL fat with flabby tits and have pounded none of this "vag" you claim to have slain.  Fleshlights and blow up dolls dont count big guy  

Get a life

First of all I have to give you props and being an obvious balller by adding 420 to the end of your name.......Very clever

I already can tell you are way above my level but I will fill you in on on vag but I am telling you something you already know and you my man are correct on what I have become as a 31 year old man

You are right I have nasty flabby tits and some say I resemble Jaba the Hut I dont quite as many pus boils and skin problems but one thing I do have going for me is a giant cock

And as I bring my women back to my home in the van. I tell them not to worry, I am not going to hurt them but I am going to take them for a ride on the stretcher

Then once they get a taste of that golden cockrod........They could care less after I take the bag off of their head if I look like "Sloth" from The Goonies, or Brad Pitt.

They just beg for more cock and don't care about food anymore. I see that as a good thing because my food bills are never tooo high give a cocklover the golden rod and she is your slave for life. And I am not just saying that because of the lock on the cellar door

And nice finish with "get a life"

You da man

Who likes to exercise with no shirt on?  Sorry, but I need something to soak up the sweat. 

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

hahaha good thread.

I still remember a gym teacher who used to take pleasure in shouting,

"OK boys, skin'em up!"

Sick old bastard that gym teacher he was.

Talk about sick shit from gym class what do you think of this one bro?

I thought about this a while back and it seems I am the only one who noticed something strange back then?

https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=35&sub=100862137

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

hahaha good thread.

I still remember a gym teacher who used to take pleasure in shouting,

"OK boys, skin'em up!"

Sick old bastard that gym teacher he was.

Was his name Mr Slippyfist..?

Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

What you weigh now Salty? You workout? Cardio and weight?

All I know is that I am breathing, have a buzz, and I am 6'5 and 265lbs but not fat.

I Do not work out anymore and am not in marathon quality shape but I stll can hang for a bit