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    Sammy 7 rules for Finding a Good WOMAN-

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    Sammy_Meatballs
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 4:26 AM ET #1

    These days it can be tough to find a good woman, however by utilizing Sammy's Golden Rules here it will make life easier as you can rest be assured you will land a good woman if you follow the RULES 1 to 7-

    -If you want to find a really good woman that will stick with you and wont fuck around and be long term material Follow these RULES-

    RULE1- Does the woman get along with her Father? Very important that a woman gets along with her father, most fucked up chicks dont get along with their father. No father in life, means guys were in there fucking her young and screwing around with her, and she was not raised to learn to respect herself-

    Rule 2- Does the woman have any HOBBIES-  Very important, most fucked up chicks have no hobbies except for bar hopping, and fucking guys, and are just plain dumb. Good to find a girl into dance, music, art, ballet, figure skating, painting, some kind of hobbie because then the girl is busy with something else than clubbing-

    Rule 3- Does the woman have any Tatoos? This is important, hopefully she does not have any tatoos. Tatoos are just a joke on a woman, especially the person tatoo on the lower back. Check for tatoos--

    RUle 4- Does the woman drink excessively or smoke? This is imortant also as chicks that drink more and smoke more will be prone to cheating and fucking around while drunk.

    Rule 5- Does the woman go Clubbing weekly- Important because no good girl should go clubbing unless on special occasions.

    Rule 6- Does the woman dress conservatively or provacatively? important, you can tell everything from a woman by the way she dresses. The more she reveals the more she is a person-- A girl that covers up her body parts and wears classy clothes is what you need-

    Rule 7- Does the woman have too many male friends- Too many male friends= Males trying to fuck her, that is the bottom line, when she is drunk or fights with you, she will go to the male friends and something can happen their-

    Rule 8- She should be an 8 out of 10--

    Everyfucked up chick fails all these rules, if you find a chick that passes all these rules she is basically perfect marriage material-

    I told this to my friend, and he said fuck I just met a chick at the bar, and she was drinking and smoking and had a tattoo on her lower back. I laughed and said she is a person--


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    To remove first post, remove entire topic.
    These days it can be tough to find a good woman, however by utilizing Sammy's Golden Rules here it will make life easier as you can rest be assured you will land a good woman if you follow the RULES 1 to 7-

    -If you want to find a really good woman that will stick with you and wont fuck around and be long term material Follow these RULES-

    RULE1- Does the woman get along with her Father? Very important that a woman gets along with her father, most fucked up chicks dont get along with their father. No father in life, means guys were in there fucking her young and screwing around with her, and she was not raised to learn to respect herself-

    Rule 2- Does the woman have any HOBBIES-  Very important, most fucked up chicks have no hobbies except for bar hopping, and fucking guys, and are just plain dumb. Good to find a girl into dance, music, art, ballet, figure skating, painting, some kind of hobbie because then the girl is busy with something else than clubbing-

    Rule 3- Does the woman have any Tatoos? This is important, hopefully she does not have any tatoos. Tatoos are just a joke on a woman, especially the person tatoo on the lower back. Check for tatoos--

    RUle 4- Does the woman drink excessively or smoke? This is imortant also as chicks that drink more and smoke more will be prone to cheating and fucking around while drunk.

    Rule 5- Does the woman go Clubbing weekly- Important because no good girl should go clubbing unless on special occasions.

    Rule 6- Does the woman dress conservatively or provacatively? important, you can tell everything from a woman by the way she dresses. The more she reveals the more she is a person-- A girl that covers up her body parts and wears classy clothes is what you need-

    Rule 7- Does the woman have too many male friends- Too many male friends= Males trying to fuck her, that is the bottom line, when she is drunk or fights with you, she will go to the male friends and something can happen their-

    Rule 8- She should be an 8 out of 10--

    Everyfucked up chick fails all these rules, if you find a chick that passes all these rules she is basically perfect marriage material-

    I told this to my friend, and he said fuck I just met a chick at the bar, and she was drinking and smoking and had a tattoo on her lower back. I laughed and said she is a person--


     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 6:08 AM ET #2

    not ENOUGH uppercase WORDS to BE sammy
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    not ENOUGH uppercase WORDS to BE sammy
     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 7:01 AM ET #3

    # 9. Does the woman get rid of raccoons without breaking their noses, and only getting them angry ...
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    # 9. Does the woman get rid of raccoons without breaking their noses, and only getting them angry ...
     
    Sammy_Meatballs
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    Good to know my followers have followed me here lol---

    Whoever you are you can give the message to the hundreds of people looking for me that I am here now posting here.

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    Good to know my followers have followed me here lol---

    Whoever you are you can give the message to the hundreds of people looking for me that I am here now posting here.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 1:08 PM ET #5

    I completely agree with your No. 1 rule and everything else derives off of that rule.  If she has a good relationship with her dad she won't have to go out and do most of the other rules. 
     
    I would also add one little addendum.  The best girls to date are the ones with older brothers.  Growing up with a burping, laid back, teasing brother  but protects her no matter what gives her a sense of what a good man should be like and treat her. You find a girl with a good brother and good relationship with her dad - 9 times out of 10 she is a square up top.
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    I completely agree with your No. 1 rule and everything else derives off of that rule.  If she has a good relationship with her dad she won't have to go out and do most of the other rules. 
     
    I would also add one little addendum.  The best girls to date are the ones with older brothers.  Growing up with a burping, laid back, teasing brother  but protects her no matter what gives her a sense of what a good man should be like and treat her. You find a girl with a good brother and good relationship with her dad - 9 times out of 10 she is a square up top.
     
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    Good point Steel Hop--  I never realized this but what if a girl has a terrible relationship with her brother?  That must have some effect also-

    I know a girl who hates her brother and she hates men and does not trust them, perhaps cause of her experiences with her brother--

    It is as simple as going through this checklist-- Every time you meet a girl, if she fails most of Sammys rules above she is not good- She may be good to FUCK but that is it--

    Every person or loser chick you meet will fail the above rules--

    All you have to do is analyze the woman to see if she passes the above rules, if she does she is a KEEPER and is good for long term-

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    Good point Steel Hop--  I never realized this but what if a girl has a terrible relationship with her brother?  That must have some effect also-

    I know a girl who hates her brother and she hates men and does not trust them, perhaps cause of her experiences with her brother--

    It is as simple as going through this checklist-- Every time you meet a girl, if she fails most of Sammys rules above she is not good- She may be good to FUCK but that is it--

    Every person or loser chick you meet will fail the above rules--

    All you have to do is analyze the woman to see if she passes the above rules, if she does she is a KEEPER and is good for long term-

     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 1:12 PM ET #7

    Very good, Sammy.  Basic assesment, but true.  I truly agree
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    Very good, Sammy.  Basic assesment, but true.  I truly agree
     
    Sammy_Meatballs
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    Also with the lack of a steady father, the girl will rebel against the mother and want MEN in her life--

    IF she has no father, she will date early and want the boyfriend to assume the Father role, so she is likely to get fucked and chucked and not grow up with any sense of importance--

    The saying Daddy's little Girl is right--- Those chicks are usually smart and good girls, athletic and good looking--- A overall good catch---

    Chicks without fathers are usually messed up bigtime--

    A father is necessary to set the rules, and foundation for a good daughter that respects herself.

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    Also with the lack of a steady father, the girl will rebel against the mother and want MEN in her life--

    IF she has no father, she will date early and want the boyfriend to assume the Father role, so she is likely to get fucked and chucked and not grow up with any sense of importance--

    The saying Daddy's little Girl is right--- Those chicks are usually smart and good girls, athletic and good looking--- A overall good catch---

    Chicks without fathers are usually messed up bigtime--

    A father is necessary to set the rules, and foundation for a good daughter that respects herself.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 1:16 PM ET #9

    Quote Originally Posted by JettNole:

    Very good, Sammy.  Basic assesment, but true.  I truly agree


    Thanks buddy, I have more rules, that are a bit more specific that I will add later on---

    They can be taken as generalizations, but they are more about analyzing behaviour and habits- They can telll a lot about a person.

    Rule9- You can tell a lot about a woman about the FRIENDS she has. If they are settled, married or depressed single divorced and bitter people.
    Friends are an extension of a person--
    Sometimes I dont need to meet a girl, I just need to find about their friends and what they are all about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JettNole:

    Very good, Sammy.  Basic assesment, but true.  I truly agree


    Thanks buddy, I have more rules, that are a bit more specific that I will add later on---

    They can be taken as generalizations, but they are more about analyzing behaviour and habits- They can telll a lot about a person.

    Rule9- You can tell a lot about a woman about the FRIENDS she has. If they are settled, married or depressed single divorced and bitter people.
    Friends are an extension of a person--
    Sometimes I dont need to meet a girl, I just need to find about their friends and what they are all about.
     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 1:32 PM ET #10

    Quote Originally Posted by Sammy_Meatballs:


    Good to know my followers have followed me here lol---

    Whoever you are you can give the message to the hundreds of people looking for me that I am here now posting here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammy_Meatballs:


    Good to know my followers have followed me here lol---

    Whoever you are you can give the message to the hundreds of people looking for me that I am here now posting here.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 1:32 PM ET #11

    Very clever.
    A real man knows how to find a good girl, it is natural...
    Very good advice.
    Respect

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    Very clever.
    A real man knows how to find a good girl, it is natural...
    Very good advice.
    Respect

     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 2:08 PM ET #12

    Agreed. 
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    Agreed. 
     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 2:21 PM ET #13

    Any opinion on a girl that always wants it in the butt?
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    Any opinion on a girl that always wants it in the butt?
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIMBER9:

    Any opinion on a girl that always wants it in the butt?

    She was a  man in her previous life.
    Maybe she just like it on the ass, no problem as long as she has a p*$$#

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    Quote Originally Posted by TIMBER9:

    Any opinion on a girl that always wants it in the butt?

    She was a  man in her previous life.
    Maybe she just like it on the ass, no problem as long as she has a p*$$#

     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 2:27 PM ET #15

    Love those "nice girls" that are dirty in bed
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    Love those "nice girls" that are dirty in bed
     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 3:32 PM ET #16

    Man, I feel so old reading this.
     
    Look fellas, take it from an old fart like me........rule number one is "does she like telling you what to do?"
     
     Is CONTROL a big issue with her?
     
    This is a latent quality that does not always surface its little ugly head until she has set the hook in your big assed "must get laid" large bass mouth.
     
    Control issues will bend that hook straight eventually and you will pay heavily financially, emotionally and mentally for the right to swim away.
     
    Circle that hook.  Brush against it, and sniff it out real good before you inhale that fucker.
     
    Remember, there is a barb on the end of that prong and it can take some lip and mouth meat with it when you finally dislodge it.
     
    Not to sound too negative......if after testing the bait and finding it worthy.  Hit it, hit it hard.
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    Man, I feel so old reading this.
     
    Look fellas, take it from an old fart like me........rule number one is "does she like telling you what to do?"
     
     Is CONTROL a big issue with her?
     
    This is a latent quality that does not always surface its little ugly head until she has set the hook in your big assed "must get laid" large bass mouth.
     
    Control issues will bend that hook straight eventually and you will pay heavily financially, emotionally and mentally for the right to swim away.
     
    Circle that hook.  Brush against it, and sniff it out real good before you inhale that fucker.
     
    Remember, there is a barb on the end of that prong and it can take some lip and mouth meat with it when you finally dislodge it.
     
    Not to sound too negative......if after testing the bait and finding it worthy.  Hit it, hit it hard.
     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 3:38 PM ET #17

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmw59:

    Man, I feel so old reading this.
     
    Look fellas, take it from an old fart like me........rule number one is "does she like telling you what to do?"
     
     Is CONTROL a big issue with her?
     
    This is a latent quality that does not always surface its little ugly head until she has set the hook in your big assed "must get laid" large bass mouth.
     
    Control issues will bend that hook straight eventually and you will pay heavily financially, emotionally and mentally for the right to swim away.
     
    Circle that hook.  Brush against it, and sniff it out real good before you inhale that fucker.
     
    Remember, there is a barb on the end of that prong and it can take some lip and mouth meat with it when you finally dislodge it.
     
    Not to sound too negative......if after testing the bait and finding it worthy.  Hit it, hit it hard.

     A lot of clever guys here, I like this place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmw59:

    Man, I feel so old reading this.
     
    Look fellas, take it from an old fart like me........rule number one is "does she like telling you what to do?"
     
     Is CONTROL a big issue with her?
     
    This is a latent quality that does not always surface its little ugly head until she has set the hook in your big assed "must get laid" large bass mouth.
     
    Control issues will bend that hook straight eventually and you will pay heavily financially, emotionally and mentally for the right to swim away.
     
    Circle that hook.  Brush against it, and sniff it out real good before you inhale that fucker.
     
    Remember, there is a barb on the end of that prong and it can take some lip and mouth meat with it when you finally dislodge it.
     
    Not to sound too negative......if after testing the bait and finding it worthy.  Hit it, hit it hard.

     A lot of clever guys here, I like this place.

     
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    -If you want to find a really good woman that will stick with you and wont fuck around and be long term material Follow these RULES-

    RULE1- Does the woman get along with her Father? Very important that a woman gets along with her father, most fucked up chicks dont get along with their father. No father in life, means guys were in there fucking her young and screwing around with her, and she was not raised to learn to respect herself-

    Yes, I want a woman who actually gets along...doesn't have to be her father

    Rule 2- Does the woman have any HOBBIES-  Very important, most fucked up chicks have no hobbies except for bar hopping, and fucking guys, and are just plain dumb. Good to find a girl into dance, music, art, ballet, figure skating, painting, some kind of hobbie because then the girl is busy with something else than clubbing-

    Yes, give me a woman who loves classical music, and walks on the beach

    Rule 3- Does the woman have any Tatoos? This is important, hopefully she does not have any tatoos. Tatoos are just a joke on a woman, especially the person tatoo on the lower back. Check for tatoos--

     the woman drink excessively or smoke? This is imortant also as chicks that drink more and smoke more will be prone to cheating and fucking around while drunk.

    Rule 5- Does the woman go Clubbing weekly- Important because no good girl should go clubbing unless on special occasions.

    Yes, they should do needlecraft, knit, and go to church and bible study ALL THE TIME

    Rule 6- Does the woman dress conservatively or provacatively? important, you can tell everything from a woman by the way she dresses. The more she reveals the more she is a person-- A girl that covers up her body parts and wears classy clothes is what you need-

    Yes, preferably wearing quaker outfits or tents with the top cut out for her head...

    Rule 7- Does the woman have too many male friends- Too many male friends= Males trying to fuck her, that is the bottom line, when she is drunk or fights with you, she will go to the male friends and something can happen their-

    ohh scary, worried much about things..if you are just cut it off as the peter has only been used for pissing...

    Rule 8- She should be an 8 out of 10--

    Everyfucked up chick fails all these rules, if you find a chick that passes all these rules she is basically perfect marriage material-

    I told this to my friend, and he said fuck I just met a chick at the bar, and she was drinking and smoking and had a tattoo on her lower back. I laughed and said she is a person--


    [/Quote]

     

    Man...just join a quaker cult or something, because 98% of the time you are not...ARE NOT...going to find this, and if you do, she probably won't even give blowjobs...I think this is a JOKE

    Reply

    -If you want to find a really good woman that will stick with you and wont fuck around and be long term material Follow these RULES-

    RULE1- Does the woman get along with her Father? Very important that a woman gets along with her father, most fucked up chicks dont get along with their father. No father in life, means guys were in there fucking her young and screwing around with her, and she was not raised to learn to respect herself-

    Yes, I want a woman who actually gets along...doesn't have to be her father

    Rule 2- Does the woman have any HOBBIES-  Very important, most fucked up chicks have no hobbies except for bar hopping, and fucking guys, and are just plain dumb. Good to find a girl into dance, music, art, ballet, figure skating, painting, some kind of hobbie because then the girl is busy with something else than clubbing-

    Yes, give me a woman who loves classical music, and walks on the beach

    Rule 3- Does the woman have any Tatoos? This is important, hopefully she does not have any tatoos. Tatoos are just a joke on a woman, especially the person tatoo on the lower back. Check for tatoos--

     the woman drink excessively or smoke? This is imortant also as chicks that drink more and smoke more will be prone to cheating and fucking around while drunk.

    Rule 5- Does the woman go Clubbing weekly- Important because no good girl should go clubbing unless on special occasions.

    Yes, they should do needlecraft, knit, and go to church and bible study ALL THE TIME

    Rule 6- Does the woman dress conservatively or provacatively? important, you can tell everything from a woman by the way she dresses. The more she reveals the more she is a person-- A girl that covers up her body parts and wears classy clothes is what you need-

    Yes, preferably wearing quaker outfits or tents with the top cut out for her head...

    Rule 7- Does the woman have too many male friends- Too many male friends= Males trying to fuck her, that is the bottom line, when she is drunk or fights with you, she will go to the male friends and something can happen their-

    ohh scary, worried much about things..if you are just cut it off as the peter has only been used for pissing...

    Rule 8- She should be an 8 out of 10--

    Everyfucked up chick fails all these rules, if you find a chick that passes all these rules she is basically perfect marriage material-

    I told this to my friend, and he said fuck I just met a chick at the bar, and she was drinking and smoking and had a tattoo on her lower back. I laughed and said she is a person--


    [/Quote]

     

    Man...just join a quaker cult or something, because 98% of the time you are not...ARE NOT...going to find this, and if you do, she probably won't even give blowjobs...I think this is a JOKE

     
    Sammy_Meatballs
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 4:59 PM ET #20

    JMW 59-- You are bang on my friend--

    I agree 100% with the Control issue----

    Things have changed in society which has changed womans perception of things and relationships----

    Everything boils down to changes in our society--

    Before woman were not working and stay at home wives they were DEPENDENT on a man. They had more respect for a MAN, than todays woman do. Today a woman has her own EDUCATION and CAREER and MONEY. You see power hungry woman as COPS now, a sign that things are changing for the worse--

    So Woman are more independent these days due to being allowed to WORK and have their own Careers-

    Secondly by woman going to WORK what happen is they meet other MEN and humans. After all woman are animals, they meet other animals and things happen. The more men they meet, the more communication they have with NEW and DIFFERENT MEN.
    This increases the CHANCES and also gives them something to COMPARE with thier current boyfriend or husband--

    This is bad news as woman just have more interactions with new MEN at work, some of these MEN are PATHOLOGICAL CHARMERS, which are MEN that can manipulate and DETECT a womans weakness very easily. These MEN are like chamelions, they become what that WOMAN wants and is lacking in her LIFE-

    This is how so many affairs happen at the work place.

    A woman working at WORK is basically time unaccounted for. That is reality, you dont know what is really going on at her work, and you dont know what she is doing after work?  Is she going out for drinks with co workers, or is she making out with a co worker in the bathroom?

    That is another whole new thread, which I have the techniques to bust woman who are cheating and lying and carrying on affairs quite easily--

    Its not what they SAY, its HOW THEY SAY IT-

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    JMW 59-- You are bang on my friend--

    I agree 100% with the Control issue----

    Things have changed in society which has changed womans perception of things and relationships----

    Everything boils down to changes in our society--

    Before woman were not working and stay at home wives they were DEPENDENT on a man. They had more respect for a MAN, than todays woman do. Today a woman has her own EDUCATION and CAREER and MONEY. You see power hungry woman as COPS now, a sign that things are changing for the worse--

    So Woman are more independent these days due to being allowed to WORK and have their own Careers-

    Secondly by woman going to WORK what happen is they meet other MEN and humans. After all woman are animals, they meet other animals and things happen. The more men they meet, the more communication they have with NEW and DIFFERENT MEN.
    This increases the CHANCES and also gives them something to COMPARE with thier current boyfriend or husband--

    This is bad news as woman just have more interactions with new MEN at work, some of these MEN are PATHOLOGICAL CHARMERS, which are MEN that can manipulate and DETECT a womans weakness very easily. These MEN are like chamelions, they become what that WOMAN wants and is lacking in her LIFE-

    This is how so many affairs happen at the work place.

    A woman working at WORK is basically time unaccounted for. That is reality, you dont know what is really going on at her work, and you dont know what she is doing after work?  Is she going out for drinks with co workers, or is she making out with a co worker in the bathroom?

    That is another whole new thread, which I have the techniques to bust woman who are cheating and lying and carrying on affairs quite easily--

    Its not what they SAY, its HOW THEY SAY IT-

     
    Sammy_Meatballs
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 5:00 PM ET #21

    Quote Originally Posted by TIMBER9:

    Any opinion on a girl that always wants it in the butt?


    Enjoy that my friend, this is a situation like you rent that sports car from a rental agency--
    Just take that baby rev up the ENGINE and peel the tires and start down shifting and accelerating rapidly and just drive the shit out of the vehicle.

    When you are done with the vehicle or the CHICK, her ass should be SMOKING----
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIMBER9:

    Any opinion on a girl that always wants it in the butt?


    Enjoy that my friend, this is a situation like you rent that sports car from a rental agency--
    Just take that baby rev up the ENGINE and peel the tires and start down shifting and accelerating rapidly and just drive the shit out of the vehicle.

    When you are done with the vehicle or the CHICK, her ass should be SMOKING----
     
    Paulsy
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 5:06 PM ET #22

    Sounds like you can just skip any girl who goes clubbing
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    Sounds like you can just skip any girl who goes clubbing
     
    Sammy_Meatballs
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    Control is a big concern because of a PENDULUM SWING--

    Men had all the control over woman in the past few decades--

    We are undergoing a rapid Pendulum SWING where woman are gaining more and more CONTROL in relationships--

    The main REASON that woman have the CONTROL in relationships is due to LOSS MANAGEMENT PRINCIPLES.

    IF the relationship ENDS in DIVORCE who has more to LOSE?

    A man involved in a divorce is like a prisoner in a Concentration CAMP in the 1930's--  The Courts show little sympathy and you will be paying out of your ass in child support and general payments-

    The woman is in a NO LOSE situation--

    She either GETS THE CONTROL-- in the relationship-
    IF NOT She can DIVORCE and win financially and find a new guy--

    The man is left picking up the pieces and wondering what happened- The man is like a house that has been hit by a TORNADO- The roof has been ripped apart and the man is in dissarray-

    The reason I emphasize these RULES and this thread because IT IS LIKELY THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION IN YOUR LIFE and HAS TO BE THE BEST DECISION YOU EVER MAKE--

    Follow the RULES and you will not go WRONG- I can promise that-



    Reply
    Control is a big concern because of a PENDULUM SWING--

    Men had all the control over woman in the past few decades--

    We are undergoing a rapid Pendulum SWING where woman are gaining more and more CONTROL in relationships--

    The main REASON that woman have the CONTROL in relationships is due to LOSS MANAGEMENT PRINCIPLES.

    IF the relationship ENDS in DIVORCE who has more to LOSE?

    A man involved in a divorce is like a prisoner in a Concentration CAMP in the 1930's--  The Courts show little sympathy and you will be paying out of your ass in child support and general payments-

    The woman is in a NO LOSE situation--

    She either GETS THE CONTROL-- in the relationship-
    IF NOT She can DIVORCE and win financially and find a new guy--

    The man is left picking up the pieces and wondering what happened- The man is like a house that has been hit by a TORNADO- The roof has been ripped apart and the man is in dissarray-

    The reason I emphasize these RULES and this thread because IT IS LIKELY THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION IN YOUR LIFE and HAS TO BE THE BEST DECISION YOU EVER MAKE--

    Follow the RULES and you will not go WRONG- I can promise that-



     
    Sammy_Meatballs
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 5:11 PM ET #24

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulsy:

    Sounds like you can just skip any girl who goes clubbing


    Well it depends in what CONTEXT? If they go on a weekly basis and know the bouncers and bartenders by first name basis that is an issue.
    If they go dressed up like a person and with the HOOKER BOOTS that is an issue-

    If they go out socially with their friends in MODERATION that is Ok-

    The KEY IS MODERATION- Things are ok in moderation--

    BOTTOM LINE? You have a girlfriend- Is there ever ANYTHING GOOD that will come from her GOING TO A CLUB? All that happens is drinking, drunk guys, opportunities to meet other GUYS-

    You have to remember that the REASON girls go clubbing is TO GET ATTENTION, and that is not a girl with any SELF WORTH- That is why she has to go CLUBBING, to boost up her SELF WORTH in an environment where guys are holding their cocks drooling over them.

    That is why CLUBBING IS BAD--

    I encourage and support fucking a girl from a CLUB- But dont DATE a girl seriously from a CLUB--

    WHY? Becuase you will date her, tell your friends i am just fucking her and not dating her seriously, and next thing you know that person from the CLUB will be your WIFE--  I have seen it happen to too many friends- IT is a sad situation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulsy:

    Sounds like you can just skip any girl who goes clubbing


    Well it depends in what CONTEXT? If they go on a weekly basis and know the bouncers and bartenders by first name basis that is an issue.
    If they go dressed up like a person and with the HOOKER BOOTS that is an issue-

    If they go out socially with their friends in MODERATION that is Ok-

    The KEY IS MODERATION- Things are ok in moderation--

    BOTTOM LINE? You have a girlfriend- Is there ever ANYTHING GOOD that will come from her GOING TO A CLUB? All that happens is drinking, drunk guys, opportunities to meet other GUYS-

    You have to remember that the REASON girls go clubbing is TO GET ATTENTION, and that is not a girl with any SELF WORTH- That is why she has to go CLUBBING, to boost up her SELF WORTH in an environment where guys are holding their cocks drooling over them.

    That is why CLUBBING IS BAD--

    I encourage and support fucking a girl from a CLUB- But dont DATE a girl seriously from a CLUB--

    WHY? Becuase you will date her, tell your friends i am just fucking her and not dating her seriously, and next thing you know that person from the CLUB will be your WIFE--  I have seen it happen to too many friends- IT is a sad situation.
     
     
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    Posted: Apr. 21, 2009 - 5:16 PM ET #25

    I was a club DJ for 10 years and I don't recall any of them ever getting married, ever I would see them hook up and then be back trolling the next week. And on and on and on.
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    I was a club DJ for 10 years and I don't recall any of them ever getting married, ever I would see them hook up and then be back trolling the next week. And on and on and on.
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