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#1
Why was French fries not made in france?
They were made in GREASE.
WHY Did the snail paint a huge s on his car in Montreal?
So the locals could watch the s car go.
Rated g jokes
A Salty Sighting. 
Posted:
#15
This elderly couple living in the same Bronx apartment for 50 year and get a notice that the rent is being raised beyond the SS check coverage leaving nothing for food so the husband sits the wife down and says he has little to offer at this stage of his life to make any money but can still hit the streets and hustle for some fast cash. So that evening he wishes her luck and sends her into the night. The next morning his wife crawls up the stairs to her waiting husband. “ How did you do he asks her” she replies 4.10 cent! The bewildered husband says who gave you 10 cents ......Everyone she replies!
Posted:
#17
This one was told to me back in the 1980's by my friends 3rd grade little brother. Keep in mind if this little guy was ever caught cussing his daddy would have taken it to him. Never will forget his big grin as told his joke;
How do you catch an elephant?
Dig a big hole. Fill it with ashes. Then line the outside of the hole with green peas. Hide behind some bushes and wait.
WHEN AN ELEPHANT COMES TO TAKE A PEA, YOU KICK HIM IN THE ASH HOLE!!!!
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#19
This man arrived on a busy day in Saturday during the winter. The morning girl called in and left alone to tend the cash turn on the pumps make coffee tend the sporting displays live bait.
Two men showed with traps augur snowmobiles and truck trailer needing bait.
They held there bait pails up every time the hapless store keep passed by... 30 minutes later and a bit discouraged of the wait the men were addressed how many shiners do you want. The man stated 1 shiner the keep a dozen? No just the one the men said.
The clerk said which eye you be needing that....
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