Porn today

I come ( no pun intended) to you today my gambling brethren with an observation. We are some twisted people in this world today. I was perusing some porn sites the other day (the biggest ones) and a lot of the videos I did not understand.

Ya, those step sister and step mom videos are creepy. Lot of weird people out there though. I have to watch those on mute if I decide to dabble. I don't need to hear some milf saying oh your cack is so much bigger and better than your dads. 

Another thing I saw that startled me was some serious spanking and beating, I mean, like I am sure it left some bruising of the old booobies.

Just like we don't watch Leave it to Beaver or The Man from UNCLE,we don't click on saucy Red-Head and the Pizza Delivery Man.We are jaded/bored with free porn.

I have had more than 5 girls in the past year that loved to be spanked and hard too. At first I was a little confused and turned off, but I went with it and some demanded I spank them harder. I left some serious ace bruises. A few liked it when I choked them while friggin them also and one time the girl was like wtf as I guess I had a tighter than normal squeeze than she's used to. I was seriously turned off by the choking request and didnt do it again. 50 shades of grey I think led to an increase in a lot of kinky shiat.

Oh brother, I need to get out  more.

I wonder what percentage of women in America watch porn.

Bumble in NYC if you are a personable decent looking guy is pretty much an app for unlimited tail. I had to take a hiatus from it because it became too addicting. I was dating like 20 chicks and talking to like 20 others who wanted to go out at the same time. I was taking girls out for drinks most nights the week sometimes 2 different ones on the weekends on the same day. Squeeze a first date in early then goto the next date with a girl youve gone out with a few times after. It was a joke how easy these girls gave it up. Expensive hobby....high end hookers would be cheaper. Though i do have about 15 girls i could booty call at will in my arsenal and one girl i actually really like and may get serious with so maybe it was worth it.

I've been searching for the Woody Allen/Soon Yi porn for years with no luck

Weird indeed that there are enough people out there to make videos of this fetish.  Disconcerting to say the least.  

The Girls I know don't watch porn or like getting smacked around.

The first two words in any porn search should be...

Azz

For me it's about hot women dressing guys up in women's clothes/makeup/lipstick/bras/panties/slips/heels/ankle boots/knee high boots/leggings/yoga pants.

Porn is a waste of time.  You guys should be studying sports line movements for wagering advantages.  You should be slaving your work day away to accumulate an investment bankroll to take advantage of the upcoming Marijuana Stock Explosion.  Millionaires are going to be made in the next three years.  You want to be a jeerkoff or you want to get in on the millions to be made?  Dammitt boys get your sh!t together!!!