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Quote Originally Posted by Trigg:



The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. Seems the dimwit OP has managed to attract fellow dimwits to this thread like flies attracted to garbage.


This line is from Animal House.

Bluto: Hey! What's all this laying around stuff? Why are you all still laying around here for?

Stork: What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron? We're all expelled. There's nothing to fight for anymore.

D-Day: [to Bluto] Let it go. War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: [to Boon] Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

[thinks hard of something to say]

Bluto: The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

[Bluto runs out, alone; then returns]

Bluto: What the darn happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my behind from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these person. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

D-Day: [stands up] Yeah, I agree. Let's go get 'em.

Boon: Let's do it.

Bluto: [shouting] "Let's do it"!

[all of the Deltas stand up and run out with Bluto]

 
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Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

You need to immediately turd in a pair of his undies.
Grab them fruit of the looms and go boom.
Stick your finger in your belly button and smear its contents across his cheeks.
This will let him know you mean business and are not fuckking around . 
Threaten to tell your local pastor about your father's horseporn collection or create a profile for him on manonmanleather.com.....
You could also place a live jaguar inside the fridge so the next time he goes to get himself a dannon yogurt with the fruit on the bottom he'll be mauled to death.......

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Posted: #53
instantaneously the dumbest thread on covers. and instantaneously the most entertaining thread on covers. and my god the japs bombed pearl harbor you moron
 
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Posted: #54
Quote Originally Posted by thorpe:



This line is from Animal House.

Bluto: Hey! What's all this laying around stuff? Why are you all still laying around here for?

Stork: What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron? We're all expelled. There's nothing to fight for anymore.

D-Day: [to Bluto] Let it go. War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: [to Boon] Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

[thinks hard of something to say]

Bluto: The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

[Bluto runs out, alone; then returns]

Bluto: What the darn happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my behind from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these person. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

D-Day: [stands up] Yeah, I agree. Let's go get 'em.

Boon: Let's do it.

Bluto: [shouting] "Let's do it"!

[all of the Deltas stand up and run out with Bluto]

It doesn't have Paris Hilton in it. I don't think many people have seen this movie. Funny as sh*t though. 
 
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"just win baby"
 
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Posted: #56

Quote Originally Posted by Trigg:



The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. Seems the dimwit OP has managed to attract fellow dimwits to this thread like flies attracted to garbage.

You cant be serious.

 
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Posted: #57
Quote Originally Posted by Trigg:



The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. Seems the dimwit OP has managed to attract fellow dimwits to this thread like flies attracted to garbage.

 
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Is $500 a week considered good?  I'm not sure if its good for your area but in Toronto Canada that's really bad.  $500 x 52 weeks is only $26,000 a year.  I sure hope this is net and not gross.

With that money in Toronto working full time you cant even move out.

Maybe you live out in the country or on a farm but in the city I have no idea how you can survive with that pay.

Anyways like others have said its your parents house.  If you cant follow their rules then move out.  GOOD LUCK though... 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CAP-IT:

Is $500 a week considered good?  I'm not sure if its good for your area but in Toronto Canada that's really bad.  $500 x 52 weeks is only $26,000 a year.  I sure hope this is net and not gross.

With that money in Toronto working full time you cant even move out.

Maybe you live out in the country or on a farm but in the city I have no idea how you can survive with that pay.

Anyways like others have said its your parents house.  If you cant follow their rules then move out.  GOOD LUCK though... 

For sure you can live on $2K a month if you're not living in the big city.  I have a friend who pays $700/month for a studio and lives in a suburb of Minneapolis, MN.  He doesn't have much, but he gets by. Has a car that's paid for and basically just has utilities, insurance, and food.  Doesn't get out much.  Doesn't vacation much.  Doesn't play golf 3 times a week.  
 
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Do you have your dessert privileges back yet?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Welcome to covers 2013.

Adults actually used to talk about sports betting theory here.  Its true, I swear.


Now its all 20 something year old D-Bags nut-hugging their favorite teams or athletes, Remember back in the day at various forums like the old Stanford Wongs BJ21 forum, where there would be a fan come out of the woodworks maybe once or twice a year and Stanford Wong himself would come in and warn the fans that they do not belong there and keep the fan love in the closet?

Now the OPs post is the norm all over the net.
It is no wonder the sportsbooks are offering live betting, there arent enough of us seasoned guys killing them for it on baseball.
Instead they have these 18 year old morons laying 600 to win a 100 on the team with the 2 run lead in the 4th inning lol.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh those of us who take this seriously should be thankful for them I guess, as they will keep the sportsbooks cashflow nice and Flush for the few of us Old Guys that are left.
 
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i would get a 2nd job and gamble even more
 
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Jesus this place is sliding farther downhill everyday
 
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So much here.
 
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Posted: #65
Quote Originally Posted by Trigg:



The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. Seems the dimwit OP has managed to attract fellow dimwits to this thread like flies attracted to garbage.


 
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friggin great stuff!
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZ4C3k0Z4U 
 
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dob 92' 
 
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im alive people, lost 2 bets today, but won my money back with two bets. ive come to realize, i need to get my life back together, i dont want to live around home, this place just sucks now that everyones getting older, nothing to do anymore. its time for me to move on and get back to school, ive saved up mad money, i may be on my back to arizona state, as for gambling tho, once an addiction, always an addiction. whenever i lose the money i have, ill stop till football season and do it here and there. 
 
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excellent idea !

I'm sure there will be nothing to distract you at Arizona St.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by guido92defran:

im alive people, lost 2 bets today, but won my money back with two bets. ive come to realize, i need to get my life back together, i dont want to live around home, this place just sucks now that everyones getting older, nothing to do anymore. its time for me to move on and get back to school, ive saved up mad money, i may be on my back to arizona state, as for gambling tho, once an addiction, always an addiction. whenever i lose the money i have, ill stop till football season and do it here and there. 
I was a little worried about you for a second and I'm glad your pops didn't get the belt out in front of your homies. You need to teach that old man a lesson since you're leaving to Asu anyways. This isn't the 50s he needs to know his role and understand he can't control sh*t that you're a grown behind man. YOU make your own choices. Another poster brought up a good idea with suing him, but I think you should just get even with him and leave the lawyers out of it. He definitely deserves an behind beating after all this.
 
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Posting from a public library? Couldn't be from your house because you have no internet...Remember? 
 
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hes shuttin down the internet next week, but i have internet on my phone, dont want to tell him that but hes retarted. i can get the internet anywhere..
 
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If you're already 20 and still calling your parents "retarded", we know for a fact we can't blame it on teenage angst. So maybe you need some time off. Try coming back when you're 50 and develop some respect for the people that wiped your ass.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by guido92defran:

hes shuttin down the internet next week, but i have internet on my phone, dont want to tell him that but hes retarted. i can get the internet anywhere..

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