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You're parents are way out of line and your dad opened himself up to possible litigation by illegally searching your car without your permission. Id threaten him with a lawsuit, then move into your friends basement cutting off all contact with them for a few months...When you resurface they'll beg you to come home and gamble

 
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Good job leaving evidence behind.........think!
 
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Pay a prostitute to flirt with your dad, then when he takes the bait....YOU GOT HIM!

 

He'll never F with you again..Unless he wants a costly divorce that is

 
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Quote Originally Posted by DropStep:

You're parents are way out of line and your dad opened himself up to possible litigation by illegally searching your car without your permission. Id threaten him with a lawsuit, then move into your friends basement cutting off all contact with them for a few months...When you resurface they'll beg you to come home and gamble



Oh, America. 
 
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Anybody with guido in their account name and can't spell really has a bright future.  Keep up the great work, kid.    Your parents are as dumb as you are. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DropStep:

You're parents are way out of line and your dad opened himself up to possible litigation by illegally searching your car without your permission. Id threaten him with a lawsuit, then move into your friends basement cutting off all contact with them for a few months...When you resurface they'll beg you to come home and gamble



This is literally one of the worst pieces of advice I've ever seen on covers.  The sad thing is I have no idea if you are serious or not. 
 
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Your dillema is nothing. wait until they catch you jerking off if they hav'nt yet




 
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Quote Originally Posted by guido92defran:

ive been gambling for quite some time now. im only 20 years old too, still living under their roof. i went into western union to deposit money yesterday and i use my friends name for it so nothing gets sent to my house. and everything got screwed up bcuz i used my name because 5dimes said i can use any nane to send the money. so i had to fill out 2 sheets for the deposit. and i eneded up getting my friend to make the deposit for me, so i left my other sheet in the car. next friggin morning my dad decides to go snooping in my car probably to use ot and finds put that im sending money to the Philippines. he hits the friggin roof. like use ur own new god damn buic. i dont understand why he has to use my '92 honda jesus. so now my lifes over. hes shutting down the internet for good, taking my ps3, tv and evetything. making me sleep upstairs, no more fun downstairs, no more friends over. i feel like im friggin 5 again. should i rebell and move out!? my friend has a person basement with an empty huge room, he says 100 a month he would charge me. fuckingg gambling tho, always bites u in the behind. 


Shutting down the internet sounds like your parents are completely out of touch with this world.  But, you're an idiot, so the apple must not fall far from the tree.
 
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Would you mind still posting your plays, so we can make money off your failures? 
 
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with a name like guido, i figured you would be 50 y.o. driving a 1987 iroc.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by lennon65:

with a name like guido, i figured you would be 50 y.o. driving a 1987 iroc.




I was thinking of a 20 y.o. driving a 1992 honda. 
 
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First off, stop being such a little pu**y!
Life is over?! Talk to someone who has real problems in their life!

Secondly, good on your father. It's clear that he's trying to prevent you any way he can from getting involved in the disgusting world of gambling. Kudos to him!

Take a hint from pops!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Welcome to covers 2013.

Adults actually used to talk about sports betting theory here.  Its true, I swear.

This kid was literally in 3rd grade when what you speak of happened....

 
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still got 200 in 5dimes ;) keeping the dream alive 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DropStep:

You're parents are way out of line and your dad opened himself up to possible litigation by illegally searching your car without your permission. Id threaten him with a lawsuit, then move into your friends basement cutting off all contact with them for a few months...When you resurface they'll beg you to come home and gamble

...Yeah,sue the hand that feeds u...thats a great idea..NOT
 
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You need to immediately turd in a pair of his undies.
Grab them fruit of the looms and go boom.
Stick your finger in your belly button and smear its contents across his cheeks.
This will let him know you mean business and are not fuckking around . 
Threaten to tell your local pastor about your father's horseporn collection or create a profile for him on manonmanleather.com.....
You could also place a live jaguar inside the fridge so the next time he goes to get himself a dannon yogurt with the fruit on the bottom he'll be mauled to death.......

wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
 
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Over ?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?





 
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Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

Over ?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?





The f*cking Germans always do crazy sh*t like that. 
 
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a guy named "PapaShango" calling me out cuz my names guido. take your no good black assss somewhere else. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by guido92defran:

ive been gambling for quite some time now. im only 20 years old too, still living under their roof. i went into western union to deposit money yesterday and i use my friends name for it so nothing gets sent to my house. and everything got screwed up bcuz i used my name because 5dimes said i can use any nane to send the money. so i had to fill out 2 sheets for the deposit. and i eneded up getting my friend to make the deposit for me, so i left my other sheet in the car. next friggin morning my dad decides to go snooping in my car probably to use ot and finds put that im sending money to the Philippines. he hits the friggin roof. like use ur own new god damn buic. i dont understand why he has to use my '92 honda jesus. so now my lifes over. hes shutting down the internet for good, taking my ps3, tv and evetything. making me sleep upstairs, no more fun downstairs, no more friends over. i feel like im friggin 5 again. should i rebell and move out!? my friend has a person basement with an empty huge room, he says 100 a month he would charge me. fuckingg gambling tho, always bites u in the behind. 

yes you need to move out, but don't let them know that you will do so sometime in the future and don't rebel.  You're a 20 year old adult who has the ability to make choices in life, if gambling is one of your choice then you should plan on doing so after you move out.  
I can understand that you might not be able to move out but all you need to do is save your money while your life is "over."  Just focus on working for $500 a week and do your job by being a model citizen around their household.  It might feel like being in jail but if you know what you are doing betting, then it will be worth it.  

The reason why parents flip out on certain issues is because people have bad experiences with certain subjects like gambling and then automatically don't want to be associated with the people that have to do with their past bad experiences.  Mothers find out about their daughters being strippers and fathers find out that their son is gayy.  Either way, shitt is the way it is.  If betting under their roof is a problem, then all you have to do is plan on moving out, so do what you have to do for the time being while in their "prison" but use that as motivation each and every single day till the day you are free to move out with all the money saved.  In fact, once you moved out, you let them know that you will continue to gamble and that you won't even hide it from them.  If they cannot accept your choices in life, then it's time to move on to better people who are open to a wider culture of people.  I cannot stand people who are closed minded who don't know any better.  

And lets say you are not the type of gambler who doesn't win much money, it doesn't matter.  The least that any parent could have done in your situation is to teach you to plan accordingly to losses.  Everyone should be taught at a young age about discretionary income but there's not enough people that know about money management to begin with.  

Now, if you really care about your family and they are that high on you better not be gambling, etc then you can be honest with yourself and find something they will agree with.  Honestly i am very appalled at almost every single one of these responses in this thread unless they are trying to be funny, but i take this very seriously if you're a young 20 year old with a bright future.

Well maybe you lied about your gambling to them for a while now, well that's alright as long as you let yourself know that you will come clean while under their roof by not betting.  But like i said, when you leave you can also let them know what you'll be up to.  As long as you are paying your bills with food on the table, you should be able to do what you want with your money.  

Again, you dont need to rebel or move to your friends basement for $100 a month.  Just keep your cool and follow their rules, but remember the motivation i told you to keep thinking about everyday.  In fact make sure that they keep the playstation and tv.  Get your own internet also if you want, the ones that you can carry around with you.  It will be ALL worth it to save up your money.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by guido92defran:

a guy named "PapaShango" calling me out cuz my names guido. take your no good black assss somewhere else. 

don't respond to anyone who rubs you the wrong way.  just keep your focus.  There are very very few people on this board who actually know what they are doing in life and have the ability to articulate sound advice.  Just that a lot of people hit rock bottom at 16-20 years old and that's where they stay till they're in their 30s, 40s, 50s and beyond.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by guido92defran:

a guy named "PapaShango" calling me out cuz my names guido. take your no good black assss somewhere else. 


Not black, but typical that you're racist.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PapaShango:



Not black, but typical that you're racist.

so when eric cartman called whomever it was a "black assshole," did that make him a racist?  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DropStep:

You're parents are way out of line and your dad opened himself up to possible litigation by illegally searching your car without your permission. Id threaten him with a lawsuit, then move into your friends basement cutting off all contact with them for a few months...When you resurface they'll beg you to come home and gamble

do you post anything that isn't stupid?
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

Over ?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?







The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. Seems the dimwit OP has managed to attract fellow dimwits to this thread like flies attracted to garbage.
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