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Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that's what she had tasted at work.
 
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........damn....how much semen is this ho gonna drink in a day??
 
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I think its kinda funny that Tiffany drank her water and actually had to say to herself, wait that tastes like semen.....

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Quote Originally Posted by Nut_Flopper:

 

...she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that's what she had tasted at work.

That must have been in a interesting conversation.  

 
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Seriously, I read the article and thought is this for real or one of those joke sights where you link fake articles.

"Excuse me dear can you jerk off in my water bottle so i can do a taste test please?"




 
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My wife had better be careful.   She wouldn't have the faintest idea what was in there. 
 
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haaahaaa.....you couldn't  make up that story.

watta pig..both of them.

 
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What a person
 
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Why did guy admit to doing it. To what end?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MaineRoad:

My wife had better be careful.   She wouldn't have the faintest idea what was in there. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MakeSumCake:

What a person
and why is she a person?
 
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"so tiff, whatchu been up to gurl"
"girl i been drinking gangs of semen all day. i dum killed like five cumshots already"
 
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Trial Begins For Man Accused of Ejaculating into Co-worker's Water Bottle
 
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The stories we read here on Covers....LOL.

Amazing!  Thumbs up!

 
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this story is hysterical. i especially like the part about the fiancee providing a specimen so that she could validate the old sperm in the water. this could end up an episode of csi. maybe one of her coworkers was trying to raise sea monkeys.
 
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would you drink from an open water bottle from last week friday when you are starting off your monday?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by houguy28:

and why is she a person?

Why would you leave a drink anywhere unattended. She asked for it lol.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

would you drink from an open water bottle from last week friday when you are starting off your monday?

Yeah she asked for it. The naivete of some people just boggles the mind.

 
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Why would you leave a drink anywhere unattended. She asked for it lol.

Wow you sure weren't fuckin raised right.  

 
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I had a hunch that's what it was

 
 
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"For me, it's a release. I think about my wife."

 

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