On Oprah!!! Isnt that what you go on Oprah to do??Is cry and say im sorry to everybody??
He just looked like a cheater and an a ss hole!!
Lance Cheated and admitted it
Is that how im supposed to feel?
On Oprah!!! Isnt that what you go on Oprah to do??Is cry and say im sorry to everybody??
He just looked like a cheater and an a ss hole!!
Lance Cheated and admitted it
Is that how im supposed to feel?
On Oprah!!! Isnt that what you go on Oprah to do??Is cry and say im sorry to everybody??
He just looked like a cheater and an a ss hole!!
Lance Cheated and admitted it
Is that how im supposed to feel?
APPLAUSE FOR LANCE
for being able to ride a long ways shot-up on drugs!!
I disgraced myself on my bike after only sharing a few pitchers of beers with my
cousins at Jerry's Nugget and within 2 blocks fell down twice eating desert dirt.
But is it not unselfish when I give away but a few of my millions of dollars
and in exchange I get to hide away and tax-shelter the greater portion of my many
many more millions upon millions of dollars away, thereby ensuring that I provide
myself, as Trust Fund and Foundation Chairman, President and CEO, as well as
my children and children's children's children with an income financially fit for a race
of Champions, way far beyond and above average individuals' incomes,
let's say by starting such a Living Trust as a Foundation, let's say for very small
children who die before their 1st birthday, or for Cancer research,
or something/anything unassailable by Joe Public?
Just want to keep more of MY CASH MONEY honey.
If I'm real real clever like the very best of the best of Liars
aint nobody's going to look at the total picture, and instead the fools will focus
on that part of my "story" which is all the good I'll be doing.
My superstrong-pride makes me want LIVESTRONG to do even more good than
Hitler or Stalin did with their largess for the puplic weal, so just you wait and see...
I ALWAYS WIN - I"M NOT SAYING IT"S BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU !!
IT"S JUST BECAUSE I AM MORE OF A COMPETITOR.
I HAVE TO AND MUST COMPETE !!
MY CHARITY"S BIGGER & BETTER THAN YOUR FOUNDATION !!
I PUT YOUR YELLOW C(L)OCKSTONG BAND AROUND MY MEMBER DOWNSTAIRS
Just you wait and see.
You just give me time, and some more of your money, and more power and me myself & I
can do so much more and more good for Cancer kids and those who can't compete with me.
Really. Believe in me!
Believe me because I tell you
just like I told you on Oprah's soft-60 Minutes TellahVersion Show, that really, really
"I'm not gonna lie to you"
because I already have but won't now that you smell a rat somewhere.
Lance told you the truth that he sure does lie, and lie better than all the rest,
so therefore you can believe him, right?! THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.
APPLAUSE FOR LANCE
for being able to ride a long ways shot-up on drugs!!
I disgraced myself on my bike after only sharing a few pitchers of beers with my
cousins at Jerry's Nugget and within 2 blocks fell down twice eating desert dirt.
But is it not unselfish when I give away but a few of my millions of dollars
and in exchange I get to hide away and tax-shelter the greater portion of my many
many more millions upon millions of dollars away, thereby ensuring that I provide
myself, as Trust Fund and Foundation Chairman, President and CEO, as well as
my children and children's children's children with an income financially fit for a race
of Champions, way far beyond and above average individuals' incomes,
let's say by starting such a Living Trust as a Foundation, let's say for very small
children who die before their 1st birthday, or for Cancer research,
or something/anything unassailable by Joe Public?
Just want to keep more of MY CASH MONEY honey.
If I'm real real clever like the very best of the best of Liars
aint nobody's going to look at the total picture, and instead the fools will focus
on that part of my "story" which is all the good I'll be doing.
My superstrong-pride makes me want LIVESTRONG to do even more good than
Hitler or Stalin did with their largess for the puplic weal, so just you wait and see...
I ALWAYS WIN - I"M NOT SAYING IT"S BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU !!
IT"S JUST BECAUSE I AM MORE OF A COMPETITOR.
I HAVE TO AND MUST COMPETE !!
MY CHARITY"S BIGGER & BETTER THAN YOUR FOUNDATION !!
I PUT YOUR YELLOW C(L)OCKSTONG BAND AROUND MY MEMBER DOWNSTAIRS
Just you wait and see.
You just give me time, and some more of your money, and more power and me myself & I
can do so much more and more good for Cancer kids and those who can't compete with me.
Really. Believe in me!
Believe me because I tell you
just like I told you on Oprah's soft-60 Minutes TellahVersion Show, that really, really
"I'm not gonna lie to you"
because I already have but won't now that you smell a rat somewhere.
Lance told you the truth that he sure does lie, and lie better than all the rest,
so therefore you can believe him, right?! THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.
Yeah, yeah, even though I lied and cheated and stole from you -
so freaking what
it was for your own damn good, damn you!
Now shut up
and stop thinking
and forgive me of everything I did to get my way to WIN, WIN, WIN.
WINNING is what you wanted, not Lance - he only did it for you, fool !!
So it would lead to him helping old folks with Cancer, remember ??
So BE NICE !!!
Mr. Armstrong, unlike you, you loser, has set up many Trusts, and you his dear lovely
huge audience, yes you must trust in his well wishes, you must trust in his well
conceived Machiavellian Good for Society at large, not just for him and his friends and
his family, not even for Lance's trophy case -
NOPE DOPE, it's for all the good intentions Lance has had, all his money (your money)
has served his bidding to do for the greater public good,
done and can do by directing more and more peoples' monies,
done so You too can LIVESTRONG like Lance lives Large
(you sick uncompetitive hippie-like burning man loser).
Why won't you let poor Lance forget that even Hitler and Stalin and Mao,
each a bigger mass murderer than the next, all started some very civic philanthropic
foundations to do some good works for their respective societies, just like Lance.
How about if Lance and I throw this one back in in your face:
"Nobody's all bad."
Stalin, Hitler, Mao, they're still NFG forevermore.
But the John Q. Public, You! cannot damage Lance's reputation like that.
That would be like the death penalty, and he told you that he doesn't deserve that.
AND WHAT LANCE SAYS GOES, got it!? You can believe Lance. Again. (Sucker!)
Yeah, yeah, even though I lied and cheated and stole from you -
so freaking what
it was for your own damn good, damn you!
Now shut up
and stop thinking
and forgive me of everything I did to get my way to WIN, WIN, WIN.
WINNING is what you wanted, not Lance - he only did it for you, fool !!
So it would lead to him helping old folks with Cancer, remember ??
So BE NICE !!!
Mr. Armstrong, unlike you, you loser, has set up many Trusts, and you his dear lovely
huge audience, yes you must trust in his well wishes, you must trust in his well
conceived Machiavellian Good for Society at large, not just for him and his friends and
his family, not even for Lance's trophy case -
NOPE DOPE, it's for all the good intentions Lance has had, all his money (your money)
has served his bidding to do for the greater public good,
done and can do by directing more and more peoples' monies,
done so You too can LIVESTRONG like Lance lives Large
(you sick uncompetitive hippie-like burning man loser).
Why won't you let poor Lance forget that even Hitler and Stalin and Mao,
each a bigger mass murderer than the next, all started some very civic philanthropic
foundations to do some good works for their respective societies, just like Lance.
How about if Lance and I throw this one back in in your face:
"Nobody's all bad."
Stalin, Hitler, Mao, they're still NFG forevermore.
But the John Q. Public, You! cannot damage Lance's reputation like that.
That would be like the death penalty, and he told you that he doesn't deserve that.
AND WHAT LANCE SAYS GOES, got it!? You can believe Lance. Again. (Sucker!)
Crimes against humanity get a public produced lifetime ban, posthumously or currently.
Yep, a death sentence. Due to their fatal character flaws.
Sickness of exclusively selfish motivations.
Their belief to rig a person or a system because the End justifies the Means.
What be like Gandhi or Mother Teresa? Are you friggin Lancing me up my behind?
Like Lance, Stalin and Hitler, just gotta win,
just have to keep company with the peers who lie, cheat, steal, murder, etc.,
and doesn't this mean one just HAS TO and MUST do likewise?
They'd tell you that they had to do these unjustifiable and indefensibly bad things to
"level the playing field" -
- that field where power seekers go to gain more power and money and control.
No one forced Lance, Stalin and Mao to go to that field that needs to be leveled
by multi-drug abuse, corrupted competition engram aberrations,
coupled with ego and ruthlessness.
Their FORCE is their very lack of humanity,
by their enormous GREED
and excessive PRIDE.
With the many people who were cheated, from clean athletes, spectators, former
record holders who relied on their Passion for the sport, sponsors, etc.,
besides all the people who were sued my Mr. Lance, headstrong in his belief to fight
their quest for truth with more of his bold-faced lies whilst he stared them down
eye-to-eye lying flat out on TV show after TV broadcast (money for his Presidency's
Livestrong Foundation, so forgive him once again), and many others who Lance hurt bad,
paying big bucks to henchmen to ruin anyone with whom he was cross, even Lance's own
1st wife who he slandered and did everything he could to kill her reputation as a good person
and truth teller, publicizing all he could muster to show her to be a worthless liar, who was
only making up shootin drugs stories about him because he is so rich and famous. That's sad
about his wife, and sad he's access to all the $75 million per year times 10 years plus interest.
What's in no way sad
is the comeuppance Lance brought on to himself by his Great Greed and Egocentric Pride.
Crimes against humanity get a public produced lifetime ban, posthumously or currently.
Yep, a death sentence. Due to their fatal character flaws.
Sickness of exclusively selfish motivations.
Their belief to rig a person or a system because the End justifies the Means.
What be like Gandhi or Mother Teresa? Are you friggin Lancing me up my behind?
Like Lance, Stalin and Hitler, just gotta win,
just have to keep company with the peers who lie, cheat, steal, murder, etc.,
and doesn't this mean one just HAS TO and MUST do likewise?
They'd tell you that they had to do these unjustifiable and indefensibly bad things to
"level the playing field" -
- that field where power seekers go to gain more power and money and control.
No one forced Lance, Stalin and Mao to go to that field that needs to be leveled
by multi-drug abuse, corrupted competition engram aberrations,
coupled with ego and ruthlessness.
Their FORCE is their very lack of humanity,
by their enormous GREED
and excessive PRIDE.
With the many people who were cheated, from clean athletes, spectators, former
record holders who relied on their Passion for the sport, sponsors, etc.,
besides all the people who were sued my Mr. Lance, headstrong in his belief to fight
their quest for truth with more of his bold-faced lies whilst he stared them down
eye-to-eye lying flat out on TV show after TV broadcast (money for his Presidency's
Livestrong Foundation, so forgive him once again), and many others who Lance hurt bad,
paying big bucks to henchmen to ruin anyone with whom he was cross, even Lance's own
1st wife who he slandered and did everything he could to kill her reputation as a good person
and truth teller, publicizing all he could muster to show her to be a worthless liar, who was
only making up shootin drugs stories about him because he is so rich and famous. That's sad
about his wife, and sad he's access to all the $75 million per year times 10 years plus interest.
What's in no way sad
is the comeuppance Lance brought on to himself by his Great Greed and Egocentric Pride.
Pendo
I happen to be a Cancer survivor; so i love the LIVESTRONG foundation and what it stands for!! But he probably founded the LIVESTRONG foundation to distract from his cheating and not make us want to question his guilt!! I always thought and hoped he wasnt a cheater; but he is!
He is a selfish as shole who only cares about himself!!
Nobody ever talked about cycling before Lance!!! But people will always give $$ to a good cause like CANCER research!!!!
Pendo
I happen to be a Cancer survivor; so i love the LIVESTRONG foundation and what it stands for!! But he probably founded the LIVESTRONG foundation to distract from his cheating and not make us want to question his guilt!! I always thought and hoped he wasnt a cheater; but he is!
He is a selfish as shole who only cares about himself!!
Nobody ever talked about cycling before Lance!!! But people will always give $$ to a good cause like CANCER research!!!!
Who else is cheatingright now?
I suspect
Alabama Football- How? Paying players!!
Seattle Seahawks- PEDs
New England Patriots- Probably still listen to opposing teams communications during games
LSU- its a Les Miles run Program!!! Honey Badger probably used PEDs and his group of misfits!!
Miss st Football- Asst coach admitted to seeing a player recieve money from a booster
Auburn- Cam Newton...need i say more??
Who else is cheatingright now?
I suspect
Alabama Football- How? Paying players!!
Seattle Seahawks- PEDs
New England Patriots- Probably still listen to opposing teams communications during games
LSU- its a Les Miles run Program!!! Honey Badger probably used PEDs and his group of misfits!!
Miss st Football- Asst coach admitted to seeing a player recieve money from a booster
Auburn- Cam Newton...need i say more??
I agree, Americas most "innocent" sport is by far and away the most corrupt!!
NCAAF...SMU, Alabama, Penn st., Manti Teo cover-up, I would assume that alomst every SEC Program pays their players through boosters!! The NCAAF president coincidentily was put on the map by Nick Saban. (Emmert was president at LSU when Saban won his N.C. there, and coincidentally the SEC has been in the N.C. game and uninvestigated since the beggining of his tenure as Prez!! Coincidence??? Emmert wont let a program outside the SEC fart, but SEC programs can hand bags of cash to these 17-23 year old Children and be none the poorer!!!
I agree, Americas most "innocent" sport is by far and away the most corrupt!!
NCAAF...SMU, Alabama, Penn st., Manti Teo cover-up, I would assume that alomst every SEC Program pays their players through boosters!! The NCAAF president coincidentily was put on the map by Nick Saban. (Emmert was president at LSU when Saban won his N.C. there, and coincidentally the SEC has been in the N.C. game and uninvestigated since the beggining of his tenure as Prez!! Coincidence??? Emmert wont let a program outside the SEC fart, but SEC programs can hand bags of cash to these 17-23 year old Children and be none the poorer!!!

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