Just threw my bottle of water at some social media junkie, skinny jeans wearing twitbag

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Just got back from Central London which is our equivalent of Manhattan or Times Square and was looking for a shop, It is a upper class, posh, stuffy area so i knew there would be some who would ignore my help. So i approach these two guys and ask for directions and the more feminine one of the two goes to me 'Just google map it', I replied 'I don't have google maps on my phone', He then sort of gave me a sarcastic sorry and i threw my half full bottle of water at him whilst standing my ground, It him on the back as he flinched and they just briskly walked off looking at me. If i had google maps, Why the fecking feck would i ask you twitbag?

What a 42 carat f-cking twitbag, Is this what we have come to as a society? Where we are that reliant on social media, the internet that we no longer carry basic fundamental principles, What if some old man comes up to you for the time? Do you tell him just check on your phone?

Hate these type of tw-ats and then on the way home, I get onto a double decker bus and i swear i'm not lying, There's about 15 people on the top deck and virtually everyone is locked onto their phones whilst the seat nearest available to me had some annoying rich European chick sitting there and she had shopping bags on the other seat, I'm standing by the seat saying nothing waiting for her to realize that she should move her bags, She doesn't notice until i gave her a nice 'Move your bags so i can sit down for f-ck sake'.

I had my Michael Douglas 'Falling down' moment today and after this i've realized the worst imbecile on here is still more relatable to me than any non gambling, social media junkie, skinny jeans wearing sack of shiit. If i've been a di-ckwad to you in the past on here, Apologies fellas.

SwishSwish1234 · Answer

Just got back from Central London which is our equivalent of Manhattan or Times Square and was looking for a shop, It is a upper class, posh, stuffy area so i knew there would be some who would ignore my help. So i approach these two guys and ask for directions and the more feminine one of the two goes to me 'Just google map it', I replied 'I don't have google maps on my phone', He then sort of gave me a sarcastic sorry and i threw my half full bottle of water at him whilst standing my ground, It him on the back as he flinched and they just briskly walked off looking at me. If i had google maps, Why the fecking feck would i ask you twitbag?

What a 42 carat f-cking twitbag, Is this what we have come to as a society? Where we are that reliant on social media, the internet that we no longer carry basic fundamental principles, What if some old man comes up to you for the time? Do you tell him just check on your phone?

Hate these type of tw-ats and then on the way home, I get onto a double decker bus and i swear i'm not lying, There's about 15 people on the top deck and virtually everyone is locked onto their phones whilst the seat nearest available to me had some annoying rich European chick sitting there and she had shopping bags on the other seat, I'm standing by the seat saying nothing waiting for her to realize that she should move her bags, She doesn't notice until i gave her a nice 'Move your bags so i can sit down for f-ck sake'.

I had my Michael Douglas 'Falling down' moment today and after this i've realized the worst imbecile on here is still more relatable to me than any non gambling, social media junkie, skinny jeans wearing sack of shiit. If i've been a di-ckwad to you in the past on here, Apologies fellas.

Hugh_Jorgan · Answer

You threw a half-full water bottle at someone because they didn't respond to your question with an answer that was satisfactory to you?

Perhaps the man you assaulted did not have google maps on his phone either. So the guy says "sorry" to you because you didn't have the google maps app, and you got aggressive with him.

Not lost in this is the fact that you claim the guy was "feminine" and wearing "skinny" jeans.

Can't help but wonder if the gentleman had been wearing Levi's and been more 'masculine' what your response would have been.

It might be time to take a good look in the mirror before you start judging others

SwishSwish1234 · Answer

If he didn&#x27;t know the directions, A simple, &#x27;Sorry, We don&#x27;t know&#x27; would have sufficed, His behavior is all part of the modern day imbecility within humans Hugh.

Slobbasaurus · Answer

I agree about social media and everyone being in their little world as they are on their phones but why the hell would you throw water on the guy?

If you did that to someone around my area, 9 times out of 10 you're going to get a retaliation that doesn't end in the guy walking away without doing anything about it.

I'd personally spit in your face before jawing you if you did that to me.

Slobbasaurus · Answer

Yeah, but you threw something at him.  That&#x27;s something that a teenager would do.  Maybe it&#x27;s different across the pond.

thorpe · Answer

This story makes you look a lot worse than anyone in the story.  What&#x27;s wrong with looking at your phone on the bus?  Are you supposed to make conversations with angry guys not wearing skinny jeans?  And those two guys tried to help you.  It is a fair assumption in the year 2016 that a person has a phone that isn&#x27;t 10 years old.

BWS77 · Answer

Next time instead of water use hot coffee

searchwarrant · Answer

What a fuking dik head. Next time he&#x27;ll think twice about smart assing people. The head in cell phone generation is completely of control.

thecentaur · Answer

I don&#x27;t know whether he said sorry because he didn&#x27;t know or he didn&#x27;t want to help, but there are better ways of replying than "Just Google it".

jmw59 · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;Imbecility.......gonna use that one on my kids

Greedybastard · Answer

I think you mean you threw a half empty bottle at that guy. You don&#x27;t strike me as a glass half full type in anything you do.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Skinny Jeans

Killer_B · Answer

Good insight Ba$tard...I think your Falling Down (a movie that I love) moment didn&#x27;t just happen, it&#x27;s been building and the little fem got the brunt of a lot of your pent up anger (think about it:)...I wouldn&#x27;t thrown a "half empty" bottle of water at him but a comment to get his attention would&#x27;ve been in order.People suck nowadays. Tonight I&#x27;m backing out of a parking spot in a strip shopping center, as I start to back out one car goes by (that I can&#x27;t see), I back out a little further, a second goes buy. It&#x27;s my time now, I start backing out and a car from the other direction blows his horn. Sit there b*tch, my time now. Now I know if I&#x27;m the second car to come up on a car backing out, I wait and let the car back out of the spot - EVERYTIME. I saw a woman driving an SUV on the freeway today, rushing through traffic. Eventually she&#x27;s in the middle lane behind a semi, the left lane has several cars on top of each other going 75-80 mph. I swear to God I&#x27;ve never seen this before. She puts her blinker on and starts going toward the cars in the lane like you better let me in or I&#x27;m going to hit you - SHE DID IT TO 3 cars in a row. No one gave her any ground, I wish somebody would&#x27;ve shot into her truck.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

That is one of my pet peeves also. Backing out of a space. Usually a handicapped space because I have my 88 yr old Dad or my handicapped son in the car. Get horn blown at me or the number one salute.

WTF? Can't let somebody back out of a handicapped space???

Drivers in today's world are pathetic.

666LES · Answer

What do the:2 guys you ask directionsthe b*tch on the busthe kids on cell-phonesthe cars driving around the parking lotthe cars in the other lane on the freewaysomeone driving past the handicapped spaceOWE YOU???Not a God damn thing!!!

searchwarrant · Answer

The ones that hug the ankles?

Slobbasaurus · Answer

A new style that kids wear their clothes is sagging their skinny jeans.  some kids were sagging baggy jeans when I was young, but I find it bizarre to see teenagers/kids in their early 20s sag their skinny jeans

searchwarrant · Answer

What happened to Swabies, bell bottoms and parachute pants.? That was me as a punk.Sagging skinny jeans.

Killer_B · Answer

Typical NY fkng response...Maybe you wish to live in a courtesy-less world - I DON&#x27;T.

666LES · Answer

What do they owe you? -0-everyone can&#x27;t be courteous, as your post proves..

SwishSwish1234 · Answer

Oh ok, So if nobody owes me anything as you put it, I&#x27;m going to go around town making fun of fat people, being a sarcy little b-astard, steal old peoples scooter thing, laugh at the homeless folk etc because like you said no one owes me anything, Twit. Next time any of you fellas are in London, Give me a call and we can go around town doing the above because as Lesley from the big apple put it you don&#x27;t need to have any manners or care about other peoples feelings as they owe us nothing.

searchwarrant · Answer

^They don&#x27;t owe anything other than being decent to people. I would have lost my chit with that guy and started something I&#x27;d probably regret. Not.

benhogan76 · Answer

So you are bragging about throwing bottle of water at feminine looking guy in skinny jeans?  darn you are worthless.

searchwarrant · Answer

Exactly. I was all over London for 3 weeks in 2015. Definitely great people but just like any other big city, there&#x27;s some big attitude. Being the polite guest in your country, I let a lot of chit just go. You did the right thing and taught them a lesson. Next time they&#x27;ll think about how to properly behave. London is spectacular and I&#x27;ll be there again in April. I&#x27;ll give you a heads up. We&#x27;ll go find skinny jeans and make sure is on his best behavior.

Just threw my bottle of water at some social media junkie, skinny jeans wearing twitbag

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