Is it Sexist to Say The Majority of Women aren't Funny?

Tonight I blew the chance at...well getting blown (at least) after a Plenty of Fish-charged date went the way of the SpaceX's Falcon 9 rocket explosion because I told the girl that I feel most women just aren't funny.

Freudian slip no doubt.  Drank too much, was getting extremely tired of hearing about how being a dentists assistant is harder than I think, and how I can never wear dress A again because friend #5 wore it the same day as here...and at the same club of all places.  So using just a restaurant butterknife to cut through a forest of content with no substance, I interrupted the girl when describing that new movie with Amy Schumer and Lebron James, and went on a mild rant about my belief in the idea that women, for lack of better words, ARE NOT FUNNY.

She fought me about it, and then asked the waitress for the check soon after (she asked the waitress to split the check no less.)  Then in one final estrogen-induced vaginal women's lib push, the girl told me "I can split the check, since I work!"  Last words spoken after she refused to ride home with me, and instead waited for her Lyft ride.

So I guess the split the check line was supposed to be transcribed as I'm sexist and think she can't work because that's the man's job?  Am I sexist for this???  Are women funny or funnier or as funny as men?  Yes, I agree SOME women are funny, but God dammmit on the whole, I don't enjoy the stand up material presented too me in the female form.................

Dating and getting laid has nothing to do with reality, or honesty.

Oh and to answer your question... YES it is totally sexest to say that women are not funny.

Dating is just like gambling. There is risk involved, and you want to be at your best, so you can make the best decisions, so you can get the most "return"

 Live & learn...........I've had similar experiences. Sometimes it's worth it to shut up & take it, so as to get to the pot of gold at the end............. other times I called for the check.

It's funny to see you try to talk like you know something about women.

Can't wait for the tall tales that zuckerberg is jealous of the chicks you get like Kate upton.

Good stuff. Always funny to see you try so hard

[Quote: Origawesome Posted by The Hawk]Dating is just like gambling. There is risk involved, and you want to be at your best, so you can make the best decisions, so you can get the most "return"That being said, your drinking needs to be kept to a minimum while you are "at work". You can't go martini to her glass of wine. Just keep pace with her. She gets wine, tell her you like that wine too, and "splurge" for a bottle, instead buying several glasses. Makes you look like a big shot, she'll be glad you like what she likes, and investing into a bottle shows that you're in it for the long haul, that you're a good listener..........even if you're not.Since you weigh more than her (that's a given) you should be able tolerate it. You probably should find one or two wines that you can tolerate, at least, if you're not a wine drinker.If the subject ever comes up again, you should be well versed. I think women respect even a contrarian opinion, if you can cite an example or two. "I don't like Amy Schumer, but I think Sarah Silverman is good" Women hate blanket statements, especially about their sex. If you say a woman can't do something as good as a man, you are in for a long, limp, climb to the goal.GL[/Quote]

Wonderful, awesome game plan. I'm on it.

Not understanding why you chose Any Schumer as an example here.

I've never laughed at a single joke from Jon Rivers, Rosanne Barre, or Rosie O'Donnel, but I've laughed at Amy Schumer many times in recent memory.

Not sure why you chose to lead out with Amy Schumer as an example here. I generally do not laugh at the material from female comedians and I find that Amy Schumer has a comedic gift 99% of all female comedians do not have. She's a natural.

Ah well, she deserves two posts. She's that impressive.

Did you also think Wanda Sykes was impressive at the White House Correspondents Dinner '09' when she made fun of white people ?

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Ah well, she deserves two posts. She's that impressive.

Is it because of this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDvg

I'm thinking you'd like it since she's the only white person in it.....