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So there is this girl I met like 8 years ago. We went out a few times and when we were gonna get "serious" I met this other girl who became my girlfriend. Then I stop seeing this other girl.
Time passed, I broke up with my girlfriend and started chatting and occasionally and talking in the phone with this girl. We both confessed our crush on each other and the chats and phone conversations became pretty hot. Unfortunately I was in another state, but was gonna come back to the city in a few weeks.
When I came back we agreed to see each other to fool around and have good old fuck buddy sex. Then she started telling me bullshit excuses and after several tries of my part to see her we haven´t met. I got fed up, stopped trying and sent her to the back of my head...
The fucked up part is that she teases me every now and then by phone or by chat, but when I tell her we should meet she fucking brings back another excuse. But since she is fucking hot and I am a dumb asshole I still have this fucking fantasy of fucking with her.
So what are your thoughts on dealing with this horrible kind of cock tease woman. Fuck do they like the attention!
 
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bash her in the back of the head with a frying pan. (stainless steel) then fuck her. Worked for me a few times...
 
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Just whip it out man.  Seriously, the chick will get turned on by your confidence and willingness to accept rejection that you will score some mouth to cock action...

Worked ONCE for me..

GL

-Craig
 
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Ok, just read your post and you haven't even gotten to that point yet..

Maybe stop getting her calls and make you want her even more.  Girls love a guy who doesn't seem desperate.  Screw all this phone sex stuff ( unless you absolutely need it, I guess) and get right to it

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Treat her like a fucking person.  A lot of hard to get and hot bitches love to be treated like shit in order to land on your lap.
 
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Fuck her mom, sister, and/or best friend.
 
 
 
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Ignore her....Next time she calls, tell her you're busy/right in the middle of something and don't call her back. If she emails you, wait a week and just send her back a short, generic one. Make her work for your attention. She has all the leverage right now. "You have no hand." If that doesn't work, " fuck her mom, sister and/or best friend."
 
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Boston Ken is spot on .. get her out of your mind -btw , how old are you ?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by umgmu:

Boston Ken is spot on .. get her out of your mind -btw , how old are you ?
bet 100 he is under 25
 
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I agree with Boston Ken. dont sound as desperate (not saying you do), but she might think that. maybe she comes around.
 
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send her a video of you knockin the bottum out of some other chik, then pretend it wasnt ment for her and your real sorry.  
 
She will like it and want some for herself    Try it you want be sorry.
 
Now if you dont have a girl you can "knock the bottum" just get a hooker and have her scream like you John Holmes or something....gl
 
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Tell her the other women won't leave you alone cause them claim to be "completely satisfied" by your lovemaking abilities.  Tell her sex is hardly important to you anymore due to dick fatigue.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmw59:

Tell her the other women won't leave you alone cause them claim to be "completely satisfied" by your lovemaking abilities.  Tell her sex is hardly important to you anymore due to dick fatigue.

  That'll work too!        The old dick fatigue line gets'em everytime.....

 
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GHB
 
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Thanks for the advice. I will stop talking to her, and I will hold back my cock every time she teases me to avoid falling into her fucking trap.
Sending her a video of me nailing another chick is pretty tempting though. And the dick fatigue line is just awesome.
If anything else fails I will fuck her mom, sister and/or best friend.
Oh, and I am not under 25.

 
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  I'd have to agree with trance & BostonKen, You're too eager to meet up with this chick, she smells the desparation like dingleberries.  If you're too available there's no challenge for her.  Plus you're probably too nice, you're better off being an asshole (crazy person).  All else fails hit her with a frying pan!
 
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frying pan
 
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trance and BK are right.  She only calls you when she wants a little boost to her ego.  Of course, you're too happy to oblige.  Next time she calls you, talk to her if she's a good gal....just keep the sex stuff way off the radar.  Don't imply anything.  Don't even bring up meeting.  She will either 1. start hinting at it (in which case, I'd say, "you've been doing this regularly and so far always have an excuse when I suggest we get together....if that has changed, great.  If not, don't even bring it up OK?" or 2. leave you alone.
 
Either way, you'll have your answer as to what she is really thinking.  My guess is she'll blow you off when you don't give her the little ego stroke.  And who cares, would you really be any worse off?  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ragingstorm:

bash her in the back of the head with a frying pan. (stainless steel) then fuck her. Worked for me a few times...
   yep...go with the frying pan !!!  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

trance and BK are right.  She only calls you when she wants a little boost to her ego.  Of course, you're too happy to oblige.  Next time she calls you, talk to her if she's a good gal....just keep the sex stuff way off the radar.  Don't imply anything.  Don't even bring up meeting.  She will either 1. start hinting at it (in which case, I'd say, "you've been doing this regularly and so far always have an excuse when I suggest we get together....if that has changed, great.  If not, don't even bring it up OK?" or 2. leave you alone.
 
Either way, you'll have your answer as to what she is really thinking.  My guess is she'll blow you off when you don't give her the little ego stroke.  And who cares, would you really be any worse off?  

I´ll go with that. I am done feeding her ego whenever she feels like it.
And if that fails, there's always the frying pan.

 
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i agree wtih the blow her off type strategy for the next time she calls
 
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tell her your watching a game you have money on that makes em feel like shit everytime
 
 
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no frying pan...
 
Bake her a pie.
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