How do you nicely tell a girl you aren't looking to date?

Normally this wouldnt be too hard, but the major problem is that she barely speaks english. She is straight off the boat from france so her english is a 3-4 out of a 10 at best. Met her last week and I can tell thru the communication ive had with her that she could very well be interested in that.

 

I am supposed to hang out with her tonight, a buddy and his "non dating sex friend" (she speaks fluent  french, which is great).  So how do I get this brought up without it sounded dickheaded, even if she were to understand?

 

very confused!

 

bring onthe jokes. YES, I hope if I get to, that she is not hairy!

have her girlfriend translate this... suck it like you mean it bitch or I wont fuck ya.

just don't bring it up and display it with your actions.  don't give her too much attention and don't give her a hug hello or hug goodbye

Sleep with her, get her pregnant and then never talk to her again.

 

Oh shoot just realized this isn't moneyshot's thread.

bake her a pie

Here's what you do my man.  Nothing.  You're the guy, you aren't supposed to bring up this type of shit.  You just keep doing what you're doing, going out & having fun.  If you haven't banged her yet then you're totally jumping the gun by even thinking of this stuff.  Eventually she may bring it up.  At that point (if you still feel this way) you tell her that you recently got out of a long-term relationship & although you really like hanging out with her you don't want to get too serious.

 

I'm recently divorced & it's the best position to be in.  You pretty much hold all the cards.

"Voulez-vous STIFFY?"

I just get the impression based on the way she has acted that she is going to try and further pursue this. I dont want to be a dick and ignore her calls or texts but i dontw ant to be stuck in a situation where she is acting like a gf...

Just draw a picture of your penis and then circle it and draw a line through it. 

damn..a fob eh?

 

 

"fresh off the boat"

Try grabbing her box and see what she will say.

That's how you sake hand with a french girl in France.

 

Make sure you welcome her to America by taking her to McDonalds after as a thank you....she'll get the pt.

 

 

I have been dating a girl I can't stand for over a year now.

You can easily let her know without deliberately doing anything. Just be cool & laid back. Don't act like you're interested, don't pay for anything, look at other chicks in the room etc.. Then if you get her drunk & horny...let nature take it's course. If you find out she's a stinky hairy beast...you can blame it on the the 18 Crown & Cokes you drank & chalk it up to a nite of hoggin'. Best of luck.

 

We will want details on what her bush looks like.

 O.K.   Listen up.  This is America.  We are a country of immigrants. You should welcome your foriegn  friend with open arms and warm hospiltality.  The Statue of Liberty was given to us by France.  What is a better symbol of freedom then that. In this day of building fences to keep out every so called future citizen,  I think it would be nice if we would keep from bashing everyone that tries to enter this great country of ours. We are all born from someone who has strapped every possession on their backs and made a long hard journey here.  I know it sounds liberal but I for one would like to welcome everyone with a big hug.  I know my stance will take abuse in this forum but I stand firm.  Everyone in here is a clown and wants their 15 minutes of fame with some 3rd grade humor.  I think you should take this fine young women to a nice resturant.  Wine is in order, the staple of the French diet.  After the meal you should take this women back to your place alone.  No wingman needed here.  You are an American, my friend and be proud to show this woman a pleasant evening. Back at your place have a little more wine and some pleasant conversation.  Yes, this sounds uncool and no wine cooler jokes. I would start the conversation with some world history.  Politely ask here about WWII.  At this point since she is French she will roll over like a sheep. As hard as you can, kick her in the box 24 times for all the reasons below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

REASONS TO HATE THE FRENCH

1. Surrendered to Hitler without firing a shot.

2. Handed over all the person in France to the Nazis.

3. Wouldn't let the U.S. Fly over France to bomb the Psycho Gadaffi.(this cost 2 American lives)

4. Opposed the first Gulf War.

5. French people don't bathe dailey.(they smell)

6. 35% of French are registered communists

7. Violates nuclear treaties by exploding nukes in Mururoa Atol, French Polynesia.

8. They ban English beef.

9. Their farmers are always crying for subsidies.(blocking the road to Eurodisney)

10. Bad Cartoon characters. The U.S. has Superman, Batman, Spiderman; they have Pepe'LePew(skunk).

11. Their women don't shave their legs ,arm pits, nor do they trim (big bushes).

12. Sided with a country(Germany)that invaded them twice against a county(USA)that liberated them twice at the cost of thousands of lives in the recent vote in the U.N.

13. 80% of the population smoke like chimneys.

14. French poodles are the gayest dogs on the planet. Compare French Poodles to German Shepards, Irish Setters, English Sheep Dogs, Amerian Gray Wolf.

15. In the Show Grease, Frenchie is the most annoying of all the cast.

16. They don't speak English and have sylables in their language that sound like they have a chicken bone stuck in their throat.

17. Their words are not spelled even remotely close to the way they sound. Oui(we), Cest(say), adieu(a do),Chic(sheek),Faux(foe). You get the Idea.

18. They make the worst cars on the planet and the ugliest.(Citroen,Peugeot,Renault)

19. They like Jerry Lewis.

20. They stuck us with Vietnam.

21. Their Olympic skating judges cheat.

22. French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin and Jacque Chirac's defense of selling nuclear technology to Saddam Hussein.

23. Monica Lewinsky wore a beret.

24. The French harbored admitted murderer Ira Einhorn, because the US has the death penalty.

Then you nicely tell her you don't want to date.

Tell her you love cock.

Tell her that your only in to girls that look like your avatar