Jim and his wife Donna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Jim would say,
Donna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter,
Donna always replied,
I know Jim but that helisopter ride is fifty bucks,
and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
One year Jim and Donna went to the fair and Jim said,
Donna I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter I might never get another chance.
To this Donna replied,
Jim that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quite for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word its fifty dollars.
Jim and Donna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks, but still not a word.
By golly, I did everythind I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed said the pilot.
Jim replied,
Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Donna fell out,
but you know,
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks.
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