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My wife takes really good care of herself. We've been married for 15+ years and have had a lot of great sex. She likes giving/ receiving oral sex, but otherwise she's fairly conservative. She loves to bone, but is fairly predictable with her choice of positions. For instance, reverse cowgirl not even in discussion.

In the past 2 months, I've become fixated with tossing salad. Not sure why. Back door is strictly off limits with her. Not even sure how to ask cause I don't think she'd be interested. But I am........

Any opinions? Am I simply chasing forbidden fruit? Is it worth the effort?

 
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Worst case scenario you will get your tongue farted on.

But your a gambler right?

 
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get her into a nice relaxing bath then give her a massage when she gets out. after working your way down her back rub that ass and cooch, letting your hand walk up that taint line and linger a little on the brown star. dont stick it in just rub it a bit. at the same time start kissing her lower back and work your way to the ass cheeks. move your fingers back to the gina and start sliding your kisses lower and lower until your mouth reaches the promised land, all the while still rubbin and fingerin the gina. dont go all crazy at first. be gentle like when your boyfriend first did it to you
 
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Nice twist misfit in the end

Halfway through I was lost in a Penthouse Forum letter working on that brown star 

 
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Nice twist misfit in the end

Halfway through I was lost in a Penthouse Forum letter working on that brown star 

i swear this place now teaches sex ed
 
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get her into a nice relaxing bath then give her a massage when she gets out. after working your way down her back rub that ass and cooch, letting your hand walk up that taint line and linger a little on the brown star. dont stick it in just rub it a bit. at the same time start kissing her lower back and work your way to the ass cheeks. move your fingers back to the gina and start sliding your kisses lower and lower until your mouth reaches the promised land, all the while still rubbin and fingerin the gina. dont go all crazy at first. be gentle like when your boyfriend first did it to you




 
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It seemed like it was just yesterday we were schooling some lad on the fine art of box sniffing without hurting her feelings.........

Oh wait, that WAS yesterday

 
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get her all liquored up and slide the hammer into her pooper...she will love you baby!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by misfits:

get her into a nice relaxing bath then give her a massage when she gets out. after working your way down her back rub that ass and cooch, letting your hand walk up that taint line and linger a little on the brown star. dont stick it in just rub it a bit. at the same time start kissing her lower back and work your way to the ass cheeks. move your fingers back to the gina and start sliding your kisses lower and lower until your mouth reaches the promised land, all the while still rubbin and fingerin the gina. dont go all crazy at first. be gentle like when your boyfriend first did it to you




 
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Misfit...excellent answer buddy. Truly classic.
BoneDoc, thank you for this gem of a thread sir and good luck! 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by misfits:

get her into a nice relaxing bath then give her a massage when she gets out. after working your way down her back rub that ass and cooch, letting your hand walk up that taint line and linger a little on the brown star. dont stick it in just rub it a bit. at the same time start kissing her lower back and work your way to the ass cheeks. move your fingers back to the gina and start sliding your kisses lower and lower until your mouth reaches the promised land, all the while still rubbin and fingerin the gina. dont go all crazy at first. be gentle like when your boyfriend first did it to you


true gentlemen
 
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dude.  next time she takes a shit, run into the bathroom and push her off the toilet.  reach in and grab a log and stuff it in your mouth.

your obsession with licking her shithole will subside

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

dude.  next time she takes a shit, run into the bathroom and push her off the toilet.  reach in and grab a log and stuff it in your mouth.

your obsession with licking her shithole will subside




 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

get her all liquored up and slide the hammer into her pooper...she will love you baby!
What do you know. MikeyPaul showing what a douche he is...


Go Fuck yourself MP
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BoneDoc32:

My wife takes really good care of herself. We've been married for 15+ years and have had a lot of great sex. She likes giving/ receiving oral sex, but otherwise she's fairly conservative. She loves to bone, but is fairly predictable with her choice of positions. For instance, reverse cowgirl not even in discussion.

In the past 2 months, I've become fixated with tossing salad. Not sure why. Back door is strictly off limits with her. Not even sure how to ask cause I don't think she'd be interested. But I am........

Any opinions? Am I simply chasing forbidden fruit? Is it worth the effort?


that's odd. when she is with me i blast her ass like there is no tomorrow and then she tongues my ass like it was a popsicle....you filthy fucking animal....
 
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DEFINITELY do not surprise her with it, she would have to get it ready and you would not want to get her on a day she didn't wipe good enough..
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


that's odd. when she is with me i blast her ass like there is no tomorrow and then she tongues my ass like it was a popsicle....you filthy fucking animal....



 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


that's odd. when she is with me i blast her ass like there is no tomorrow and then she tongues my ass like it was a popsicle....you filthy fucking animal....

So your into having your asshole licked

Do you prefer jelly, or syrup?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

dude.  next time she takes a shit, run into the bathroom and push her off the toilet.  reach in and grab a log and stuff it in your mouth.

your obsession with licking her shithole will subside

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

So your into having your asshole licked

Do you prefer jelly, or syrup?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ


i save my swamp ass for bone docs wife....i eat a nice bowl of chili ,go for a nice 6 mile run and then invite bonedocs wife over..no syrup needed...

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