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I don't feel bad for calling anyone FAT. If you are fat it means you eat too much and eat a bunch of crappy food. If you don't want to be fat anymore then eat better and exercise. There is a reason you don't see any fat starving people.
 
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I am calling tonight to cancel. I hope I can get my money refunded.
 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by snicker] my buddy started using online dating a couple years ago and is getting more sex now then he's ever had in his life.   he loves it.    sex with cougars and no expectations for relationships.
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 Best time to be alive people.....

 
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Well it could also be where I live too. Any girl over 20 years old here is married and has kids already so by the time they are 25-30 if they are single they are divorced with about 2-3 kids.
 
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In Alabama, most of the women have brown rotted teeth by the time they're 25.  The chewing tobacco and crystal meth take their toll on these young damsels.

 
 
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Its true. This is not the place to be if you are in your 30's and single. I have pretty much given up on dating altogether.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

Not from me. I did it once when I was younger and vowed to never do it again then I did do it again about 7 years later and my dick has still never forgiven me. I have to live with those memories for the rest of my life.



wow... I feel so sorry for you.  Life gets real tough when you get thrown these curve balls.
 
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I have had sex with two distinctly over-weight chicks in my life.....and it was great both times.  They both certainly gave great head.  
 
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If I fuck another fat girl it would be a black fat girl because they dont show the fat as much. A fat white girl  is disgusting with the paley white fat cellulite. makes you want to vomit. but a fat black girl doesnt look nearly as bad and their bodies fit the big ass a lot better.
 
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somehow i was able to to fine in bars and clubs and whereever for most of my life until i met my wife

if they had internet dating as widespread as it is now when i was single my head would have exploded
 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

Well it could also be where I live too. Any girl over 20 years old here is married to their cousins and has kids already so by the time they are 25-30 if they are single they are divorced with about 12-13 kids.

Fix it for you.

 
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Posted: #37

Quote Originally Posted by starwink:

  Fat girls need loving too.

I'd rather jerk off then fuck a fat chick.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

Its true. This is not the place to be if you are in your 30's and single. I have pretty much given up on dating altogether.
LMAO at this thread.  I just signed up to Match.com . So far I get winks from overweight women once or twice a day.  I have sent out 70 emails and so far 1 girl replied "how was your weekend" and didn't reply to my reply.  ANd Just now, I got another reply from another broad who is decent.  Both are Polish chicks.  I did write that I am polish in my profile, so that is all I got going for me. .

It does suck being 33 and being on this site.  Cause I want girls that are 23-25 and that aint happening.  My last girl was 23.   I don't like girls over 30.  Usually there is something wrong with them. Either divorced, have kids, or post old pics 5 years ago and 30 pounds ago. 

 
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I fucked 3 girls from match.com last summer. One was ok but had 2 kids so that didn't last. The other one was disgusting but she came over my house just to fuck so I didnt even have to leave my house and the other one we went out and went back to her place and fucked. All 3 were single moms. They love to fuck. I guess thats how they end up with the kids. At the time it was cool cause I was in a little slump so that got me going again and ended up meeting some hotter girls just going out.

 
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Dude, you are NOT Tiger Woods. You do not get to choose who you wanna f*ck.  Stop being so damn picky.  Go f*ck a pie if you have too.

 
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Legwand, some of your posts in this thread literally have me laughing out loud....bol with all that though. The amount of anger in your posts is HILARIOUS. (Not laughing at you, just laughing at the way you make your posts)..  but seriously...
 
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Thanks ad. I appreciate the comments. I try to make people laugh. Usually at my expense but I am ok with that.
 
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Your threads crack me up, Legwand. I can imagine dating in Alabama must be tough. Maybe start with the best of the worst to get back on a roll? Just getting out, even with a fat chick can open doors. She might have a cute friend, or you could just run onto a chick and hit it off just being out at night, EVEN if you are towing a fat chick around with you for a a couple of weeks. You never know when you will meet a fuckable woman? But, what I do know is you won't find her sitting at home on the couch watching the NIT.    
 
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so you decided to try out but banged three girls from another dating site last summer what did you expect?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

If I fuck another fat girl it would be a black fat girl because they dont show the fat as much. A fat white girl  is disgusting with the paley white fat cellulite. makes you want to vomit. but a fat black girl doesnt look nearly as bad and their bodies fit the big ass a lot better.



 
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They rejected my application



 
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anybody try fling.com? Just curious if you can get good action on that site.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

If I fuck another fat girl it would be a black fat girl because they dont show the fat as much. A fat white girl  is disgusting with the paley white fat cellulite. makes you want to vomit. but a fat black girl doesnt look nearly as bad and their bodies fit the big ass a lot better.


No love for Kelly Clarkson?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hugh613:



No love for Kelly Clarkson?


(Insert barf emoticon here)
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

I fucked 3 girls from match.com last summer. One was ok but had 2 kids so that didn't last. The other one was disgusting but she came over my house just to fuck so I didnt even have to leave my house and the other one we went out and went back to her place and fucked. All 3 were single moms. They love to fuck. I guess thats how they end up with the kids. At the time it was cool cause I was in a little slump so that got me going again and ended up meeting some hotter girls just going out.

 LmAO
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