Creepiest feeling ever

I freaked the f%ck out last night when I came in from outside and felt something crawling on my neck.  I was standing in the kitchen... thought it was a spider and immediately smacked my neck with a force.  Luckily it was just one of those damn brown beetles you always see buzzing around the porch light.  

All that marijuana. Does things like that. 

Seriously though. I am a big sissy about roaches. Not many other bugs bother me. But for sure don't want them crawling down my neck! 

I was staying at a cut-rate motel in the American Southwest. I was sleeping in bed and I was sure I felt something skittle across my face.The place didn't have bedbugs or roaches but there were the big light brown desert crickets that would chirp and would take a bite out of you too.I slept with a pillow over my head.

Was thinking of scorpions there...

Ever had a 4 inch flying cockroach scurry across your face while you're sleeping... and then get away?

It's a loooong night sleeping on the couch.

 

One time I woke up in the middle of the night thinking there was this huge asss spider hanging from the cieling and about to land on my head  I jumped up as fast as I could and tore up my bedroom looking for this huge spider and never found it.  

I'm pretty bad with spiders, and I fully know most of them can't really hurt you.  They're too quiet and creepy.  And they have fangs, and eight eyes.  And they're all poisonous.

and dont forgot they have the most poisonous snakes in the world that get everywhere.  no thanks, couldnt give me a free trip to australia.   spiders and snakes

Australia has more venomous snakes than any other country in the world. It also has the unenviable distinction of being home to no fewer than 9 of the top 10 most venomous snakes in the world. Interestingly, it is the only continent with a higher proportion of venomous snakes to non-venomous ones: out of a total of nearly 170 species (including more than 30 sea snakes) around 120 of them are venomous. Some 20 - 25 of these are considered to be highly dangerous to people, the commonest cause of serious snakebite being the tiger snake

If you're into venomology, Australia is top 5 places to be.

Venom, a fascinating potion created by mother nature. We know less than 2% about the medicinal values to humans. Study is intense. 

City Folk

Don't forget about cow ants

Creepiest feeling ever though?

I'd have to say mine was when I was little I got lost in the mall.  My mom was nowhere to be found and I was really scared.  I tapped this old man on the back and asked him where my mom was, he turned around and started talking but he had a stoma in his throat and he sounded like Darth Vader or something.

Of course I had never seen that before and had no idea what a stoma was so I was really creeped out and never so glad to see my mom.

Praying Mantis are cool!  I would never harm those.  I do find it wrong that we (I think everyone does) pick and choose which life is sacred, and which isn't.  I'll squash a spider without thinking twice, but I would help an injured praying mantis like he's a sad puppy. 

Spent 6 days in the hospital after getting bit by a brown recluse. Had a 104.5 temp and blood pressure was 275 over 250. Walking dead i was. Never seen my doctor nervous like that. Rushed me right to the surgeon and he cut me right then and there no putting me out either. I hate all bugs now!

[Quote: Originally Posted by SteelCash] I'm pretty bad with spiders, and I fully know most of them can't really hurt you.