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Couple of nice gals moving in directly above me.

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Take a wild guess what they both do for a living? 


 
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Cops

 
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Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

Cops


Niiiice guess, think bigger.
 
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DEA ?

Homeland ?

 
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Fat cops
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:

Fat cops



Bigger than DEA. the very top tier.
 
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 Plumbers?
 
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19% of them are women in the U.S. They have over 130,00 applications at any given time during the year. They select only 4% for interview. Break that figure down into the number of women that even pass all phases of background, interviews, education, perfection. 

Then they must get through academy. AMAZING.
 
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Search, I am Canadian so....... going with S.W.A.T.
 
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One is FBI SWAT.  You graduate to that.

FBI Special Agents.
I'm sooo screwed. And I'm the one that got e'm in. 
 
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Do you think they own strap ons? And I not talking their holsters!!!
 
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You bet your azz they own strap ons!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

One is FBI SWAT.  You graduate to that.

FBI Special Agents.
I'm sooo screwed. And I'm the one that got e'm in. 

I think you'll be okay................unless they're Profilers............then you're f*cked
 
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I think you'll be okay................unless they're Profilers............then you're f*cked

  they've already profiled me BUT, I did the same work in politics so we're even.
Super nice, stunning good looks and free ammunition at the range. 


One is homicide special unit and search warrants on dirtbag child porn offenders. Pretty cool, they tell me play by play a lot of stuff that's pretty intense. 
Pleasure having around. 
 
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CT, please delete this thread forever. I only wanted to say how proud I am to know an agent. They protect us in so many ways. 

Proud of them. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

CT, please delete this thread forever. I only wanted to say how proud I am to know an agent. They protect us in so many ways. Proud of them.

 

Oh, no! Don't delete! This has got it all: Blood, guts, girls, and guns!new_heart_eyes

 
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I'm not a robot

 

I'm The Hawk

 

Where is my f*cking avatar, New Format? Thanks, again, Coversnew_poop

 
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Juz go out for a HH one night...those folks CAN BE really kool once you loosen them up..


They'll spill all the beans since they got to put up that "front" all the time..


Trust me...I dealt with a DEA agent after  WACO ... as  a short lived barkeep......very, very enlightening AND graphic......be their trusted friends..they need an outlet...Good luck with your new neighbors...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:


  they've already profiled me BUT, I did the same work in politics so we're even.
Super nice, stunning good looks and free ammunition at the range. 


One is homicide special unit and search warrants on dirtbag child porn offenders. Pretty cool, they tell me play by play a lot of stuff that's pretty intense. 
Pleasure having around. 


I'm seeing a role-playing threeway in your future involving some "misplaced evidence" from a drug deal they happen to "find" on your person, and a "good cop/naughty cop" interrogation with you handcuffed to a chair.....

 
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Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:



I'm seeing a role-playing threeway in your future involving some "misplaced evidence" from a drug deal they happen to "find" on your person, and a "good cop/naughty cop" interrogation with you handcuffed to a chair.....





this whole thread hilarious.

Crusher you're completely right on about outlet stuff. 


 
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....the stories I'm hearing are brutally graphic.
 
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Are they single? 
 
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How old are they?  So you think they scissor?  

Pretty sweet jobs.  
 
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One 31's...single. Very cool. 
One has a boyfriend who's also fbi. 

They're everywhere here now. 
 
 
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Buy them a stuffed santa for christmas, install camera in santa. 

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