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"Guns don’t kill people; dangerous minorities do"
 
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"Now heres Ollie Williams with a Blackie Weather report"

ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS!!!

"looks rough ollie, do you have an umbrella?"

HAD ONE!!!!

"where is it now"

INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!!!

"Can we get you anything"

BRING ME SOME SOUP!!!!

"what kind?"

CHUNKYY!!!!!!

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by totalguy:

Too many to mention.  I'm always amazed at clips like this that show the voice actors in studio.  Hard to believe that Seth does the voices for Peter, Brian, Stewie and Quagmire, that the guy that does Cleveland is white and the woman that does Loretta is white.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5am1bJfjOJE



  saw him do the voices all at once on Larry King one time it was so fucking funny.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Sharkysden:

 
The morning after....
Girl: I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I have a question for you, why are you still here?
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The mob episode
Peter: You want me to off a guy?  Wack a guy? Wack a guy off? Cause I'm married.

Love them both, especially the mob one. 

 
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I'm not a huge diehard fan of the show...but this one had me rolling:

Peter, sitting in a synagogue for some reason: "Optimus Primes Jewish?" - as Optimus rolls in, transforms and begins to worship.

 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fol6ECem_Zc

"We've got some pretty strong headwinds... giggity"
 
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gigady gigady..........
 
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"Peter.....I'm not wearing any underwear......."--"That's O.K.,we can throw the chair away"
 
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"Apache penis, ee nay chuck."
 
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"Apache penis, ee nay chuck."
 
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daughter makes cheer squad and comes home and asks, "guess what i am?".   stewie mutters, "the result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a broken prophylactic?".
 
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stewie to bryan "you googled yourself you egomaniac"

Tavern name Wifey Mcbeateys the sign for it is an old angry knocking his wife out.  The stuff they say sometimes.


 
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Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts. 
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy? 


Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur 
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. 


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Peter: I thought that dogs laid eggs so I learned something new today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7obgSCc7zC0
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sethm:

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts. 
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy? 


Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur 
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. 


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Seth M don't be a stranger pal
 
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None of it's funny here.
 
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I prefer southpark.
 
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Hilarious show. Just last week was a good one. Meg is going off to college and there are recruiters at her school. So Peter and Lois are like "how about State? Or look theres Oral Roberts. Then Peter see's a booth and says "And there is Anal Roberts. That is a tough tough place to get into. But once your in there you'll be surprised how much you like it"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqodpkDQ9AM

 
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Peter wins a Spelling Bee

Meg:  You're a smart speller Dad !!

Peter: ... And you're a fart smeller, Meg....  (Fart)

 
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Peter says to Brian: "Get a hold of yourself!", then Peter randomly slaps Lois instead of Brian, lol.

 
 
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 This is gonna be worse than the time I got stuck in line behind Robert Loggia at the airport.....
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