A man drives down a road and sees a sign by a driveway "Atheist Kittens For Sale." The sign is there for a week and despite his curiosity, he can't convince himself to investigate further.
The first day of the new week the sign has changed to "Christian Kittens For Sale." He can't take it any longer and pulls down the drive and to the home. He approaches the elderly man on the porch and asks "What happened to the atheist kittens?" He replies, "It's still the same litter, only this morning they opened their eyes."
A man drives down a road and sees a sign by a driveway "Atheist Kittens For Sale." The sign is there for a week and despite his curiosity, he can't convince himself to investigate further.
The first day of the new week the sign has changed to "Christian Kittens For Sale." He can't take it any longer and pulls down the drive and to the home. He approaches the elderly man on the porch and asks "What happened to the atheist kittens?" He replies, "It's still the same litter, only this morning they opened their eyes."
A man drives down a road and sees a sign by a driveway "Atheist Kittens For Sale." The sign is there for a week and despite his curiosity, he can't convince himself to investigate further.
The first day of the new week the sign has changed to "Christian Kittens For Sale." He can't take it any longer and pulls down the drive and to the home. He approaches the elderly man on the porch and asks "What happened to the atheist kittens?" He replies, "It's still the same litter, only this morning they opened their eyes."
lolol
Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:
A man drives down a road and sees a sign by a driveway "Atheist Kittens For Sale." The sign is there for a week and despite his curiosity, he can't convince himself to investigate further.
The first day of the new week the sign has changed to "Christian Kittens For Sale." He can't take it any longer and pulls down the drive and to the home. He approaches the elderly man on the porch and asks "What happened to the atheist kittens?" He replies, "It's still the same litter, only this morning they opened their eyes."
a blond , brunette and red head trapped on a deserted island fins a genie lamp
genie pops out states each of you get one wish.
brunnete says" i been here for three years after the plane crash i want to go home be with my family tend my garden and watch my daughter graduate. poof
red head states " i want to go back to my home i want my job as a lawyer back and i want 10,000,000 for deal i lost traveling and being stranded here
poof....
the blond states well i am lost i alone i really like to see my friends again.
poof and they were back on the islandl.
a blond , brunette and red head trapped on a deserted island fins a genie lamp
genie pops out states each of you get one wish.
brunnete says" i been here for three years after the plane crash i want to go home be with my family tend my garden and watch my daughter graduate. poof
red head states " i want to go back to my home i want my job as a lawyer back and i want 10,000,000 for deal i lost traveling and being stranded here
poof....
the blond states well i am lost i alone i really like to see my friends again.
A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi go out for a night and get drunk.
As they're leaving the bar, God says "I'm so disappointed in you both, that the first one who commits the next abominable sin will disappear and go to hell."
Frightfully they stumble down the sidewalk until the rabbi stops.
He bends over to pick up a penny and the priest disappears.
A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi go out for a night and get drunk.
As they're leaving the bar, God says "I'm so disappointed in you both, that the first one who commits the next abominable sin will disappear and go to hell."
Frightfully they stumble down the sidewalk until the rabbi stops.
He bends over to pick up a penny and the priest disappears.
A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi go out for a night and get drunk.
As they're leaving the bar, God says "I'm so disappointed in you both, that the first one who commits the next abominable sin will disappear and go to hell."
Frightfully they stumble down the sidewalk until the rabbi stops.
He bends over to pick up a penny and the priest disappears.
a huge gatheriing of clergy at wall mart many priest cardinals and bishops flyer big sale
boys pants half off
Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:
A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi go out for a night and get drunk.
As they're leaving the bar, God says "I'm so disappointed in you both, that the first one who commits the next abominable sin will disappear and go to hell."
Frightfully they stumble down the sidewalk until the rabbi stops.
He bends over to pick up a penny and the priest disappears.
a huge gatheriing of clergy at wall mart many priest cardinals and bishops flyer big sale
Anyone who cries fix doesn't understand they are putting real money on 19 year old kids with low IQ and hoping it works of for them. And for the record 3rd stringers on the best teams are worse than starters on mediocre teams. If you think 3rd stringers are gonna play hard cuz they never play you're a moron and you should just Paypal me half your money, I'll kick you in the nuts and well call it a day
this was on another thread posted by some else but too funny
still gets achuckle out of this as i think of kentuckiy
Anyone who cries fix doesn't understand they are putting real money on 19 year old kids with low IQ and hoping it works of for them. And for the record 3rd stringers on the best teams are worse than starters on mediocre teams. If you think 3rd stringers are gonna play hard cuz they never play you're a moron and you should just Paypal me half your money, I'll kick you in the nuts and well call it a day
this was on another thread posted by some else but too funny
still gets achuckle out of this as i think of kentuckiy
A man drives down a road and sees a sign by a driveway "Atheist Kittens For Sale." The sign is there for a week and despite his curiosity, he can't convince himself to investigate further.
The first day of the new week the sign has changed to "Christian Kittens For Sale." He can't take it any longer and pulls down the drive and to the home. He approaches the elderly man on the porch and asks "What happened to the atheist kittens?" He replies, "It's still the same litter, only this morning they opened their eyes."
Wait, shouldn't that be reversed? I don't get it.
Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:
A man drives down a road and sees a sign by a driveway "Atheist Kittens For Sale." The sign is there for a week and despite his curiosity, he can't convince himself to investigate further.
The first day of the new week the sign has changed to "Christian Kittens For Sale." He can't take it any longer and pulls down the drive and to the home. He approaches the elderly man on the porch and asks "What happened to the atheist kittens?" He replies, "It's still the same litter, only this morning they opened their eyes."
Okaaaaay, I get it now. People will pick up the new kiddy because the eyes opened up and most of the world is mentally disturbed until that is realized.. .
I'm sorry, just had a brain lock.
Great joke Getty..
Fukin walk over to neighbor's house and tell that one live.
Okaaaaay, I get it now. People will pick up the new kiddy because the eyes opened up and most of the world is mentally disturbed until that is realized.. .
I'm sorry, just had a brain lock.
Great joke Getty..
Fukin walk over to neighbor's house and tell that one live.
A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi go out for a night and get drunk.
As they're leaving the bar, God says "I'm so disappointed in you both, that the first one who commits the next abominable sin will disappear and go to hell."
Frightfully they stumble down the sidewalk until the rabbi stops.
He bends over to pick up a penny and the priest disappears.
Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old boy riding a bike. The priest says to the Rabbi "look at that boy, we should ffuck him" The Rabbi says "Out of what?".
Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:
A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi go out for a night and get drunk.
As they're leaving the bar, God says "I'm so disappointed in you both, that the first one who commits the next abominable sin will disappear and go to hell."
Frightfully they stumble down the sidewalk until the rabbi stops.
He bends over to pick up a penny and the priest disappears.
Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old boy riding a bike. The priest says to the Rabbi "look at that boy, we should ffuck him" The Rabbi says "Out of what?".
Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old boy riding a bike. The priest says to the Rabbi "look at that boy, we should ffuck him" The Rabbi says "Out of what?".
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
Quote Originally Posted by chaloots:
Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old boy riding a bike. The priest says to the Rabbi "look at that boy, we should ffuck him" The Rabbi says "Out of what?".
A man drives down a road and sees a sign by a driveway "Atheist Kittens For Sale." The sign is there for a week and despite his curiosity, he can't convince himself to investigate further.The first day of the new week the sign has changed to "Christian Kittens For Sale." He can't take it any longer and pulls down the drive and to the home. He approaches the elderly man on the porch and asks "What happened to the atheist kittens?" He replies, "It's still the same litter, only this morning they opened their eyes."
Nice one.
Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:
A man drives down a road and sees a sign by a driveway "Atheist Kittens For Sale." The sign is there for a week and despite his curiosity, he can't convince himself to investigate further.The first day of the new week the sign has changed to "Christian Kittens For Sale." He can't take it any longer and pulls down the drive and to the home. He approaches the elderly man on the porch and asks "What happened to the atheist kittens?" He replies, "It's still the same litter, only this morning they opened their eyes."
Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight
attendant nervously made the following painful
announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: “Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up
by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we
have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner
meals I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.”
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.”
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.”
The Irish! The Utmost In Caring And Compassion
Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening
Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight
attendant nervously made the following painful
announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: “Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up
by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we
have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner
meals I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.”
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.”
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.”
I don't get it. 
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