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Back in the Second Grade, on the playground, I unzipped my Levi's and whipped my microphone out to show a small group of girls.  How many girls?  A group.  You know, six or seven.  Might have been eight or nine.  But definitely not more than ten.  Hey, I had connections.  All the way up to the Principal's Office.  Times were good and I made the most of my dominate position.

Am I going to get sued now a half century later?

Arrested and incarcerated?

What the he!! am I going to do now?

I'm terrified.


~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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Goose, according to witnesses of the event, there was not enough 'evidence' to bring charges 
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Key word there is "micro" phone
 
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LOL!
 
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can you guys help me understand the ranking order? ive been a reader of these forums for several years and just posted yesterday for first time now that im not bound legally.  Prospect is insulting and I need to advance to MVP HALL OF FAME VETERAN like you guys. 

obviously it wont happen over night but can you guys point me in right direction?
 
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How old were you in second grade, Mr Goose? 
 
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Ahhh, the ol' reverse circle jerk. Classic.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DetroitBookCook:

can you guys help me understand the ranking order? ive been a reader of these forums for several years and just posted yesterday for first time now that im not bound legally.  Prospect is insulting and I need to advance to MVP HALL OF FAME VETERAN like you guys. 

obviously it wont happen over night but can you guys point me in right direction?

It's in the Help Forum, you'll be a prospect for a while... A lot of basic questions you'll have are answered there.

Prospect1 - 500
Rookie501 - 1000 
Veteran1001 - 5000 
Captain5001 - 10000
All-Star10001 - 15000
MVP15001 - 20000 
Hall of Fame20001 - 30000
Legend30001 +
 
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Yeah i saw that thank you. I personally thought it had accountability toward picks but i guess not. kind of a let down.
 
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If you show your crank to a group of women that boosts you right up to LEGEND though
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DetroitBookCook:

can you guys help me understand the ranking order? ive been a reader of these forums for several years and just posted yesterday for first time now that im not bound legally.  Prospect is insulting and I need to advance to MVP HALL OF FAME VETERAN like you guys. 

obviously it wont happen over night but can you guys point me in right direction?

You say that you posted yesterday for the first time, but your join date is April of 2016, and you already have 152 posts. 
(I don't care enough to look up your posting history)

What does "bound legally" refer to?


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Hugh:  Beware.

A very good chance that rabbit hole runs deep...

 and emerges in the Penalty Box.

~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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At your pace, 75 posts per day, 400 days to reach legend staus.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Back in the Second Grade, on the playground, I unzipped my Levi's and whipped my microphone out to show a small group of girls.  How many girls?  A group.  You know, six or seven.  Might have been eight or nine.  But definitely not more than ten.  Hey, I had connections.  All the way up to the Principal's Office.  Times were good and I made the most of my dominate position.

Am I going to get sued now a half century later?

Arrested and incarcerated?

What the he!! am I going to do now?

I'm terrified.



Your parents were able to afford to buy you Levi's when you were 9?
Lucky!!!!
I had to wear Toughskins, and if I happened to rip the knee or something - on went an iron-on patch to cover up the hole. Luckily, I was the oldest boy, because when I grew out of them, guess who inherited them.....
 
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Although there were "a group of girls", I know for a fact that Goose had his eye on one in particular...

I PM'd him to ask him why, lest he be embarassed in the GD.

His reply? 

"Although she was 9 years old, she had the body of a 10 year old!"

Even at that young age, Goose was slaying 10s!thumbs_up

 
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I thought you were gonna confess to being the mastermind behind the new Covers site 'upgrade', telling us how you came up with the idea during a week long bath salt and pcp bender.  
 
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You were simply a 7 year old version of Dirk Diggler.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


Your parents were able to afford to buy you Levi's when you were 9?
Lucky!!!!
I had to wear Toughskins, and if I happened to rip the knee or something - on went an iron-on patch to cover up the hole. Luckily, I was the oldest boy, because when I grew out of them, guess who inherited them.....



Wow, the old memory just came back from way back then....I remember those iron on patches for the knees of the jeans quite well...Had them put on my jeans many times....

Times have certainly changed.....Nowadays the jeans are just thrown out if ripped,or the girls rip out the other knee area to create a stylish look in their opinion.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Johnzimbo34:

If you show your crank to a group of women that boosts you right up to LEGEND though
Legend on the show Lock Up.
 
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"What ever happened to, 'You show me your wee-wee, and I'll show you mine?'"  

-George Carlin
 
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an_eek2

Learn, be content and stay disciplined.
 
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Goose was interested in a "group" effort...

 
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Just be glad you didn’t ask the damsels in your class to grab the microphone and sing you a showtune 

A Perverted little kid version of Karaoke to blow you

you woulda been home schooled

suspended indefinitely 

definitely something to mention except pretend it was some kid Fred your friend I extend many pleasantries…….

 

good story 

wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
 
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@GimmeMoneyNow

 my family moved to a bigger house in a very astute school district when i was 13. It was April so i had to finish out the rest of the semester. My classmates tormented me bc i wore toughskins. my parents finally bought me a pair of Levis for Christmas that year. Wore them everyday til i got another pair

peace_5

 
 
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proud of you

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