KOAJ - 442 Sandwich Recipies!

 

Shrimp, please give your learned opinion on everyone. Pay particular attention to any improvements that should be made to any and all said sandwiches.

 

You have 1 hour....

Oops-a-daisy. A link might help.

man I love sandwiches but they got to be the right kind of course.  I have a high standard for sandwiches 

Okay.....

 

 

First of all, it is made with a can of spam.  Never had spam so really don't know about this one.

 

 

Contains a can of salmon and nonfat yogurt.  Not a big fan of canned meat or nonfat dairy products.

 

 

This list is gnarly.

Here is that first one......

 

A Good Hot Sandwich
 
Serving Size  : 1    Preparation Time :0:00
Categories    : Sandwiches

   Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
--------  ------------  --------------------------------
    1      cup           cubed American cheese
    3                    hard-cooked eggs -- chopped
    1      can           Spam -- cubed
    2      tablespoons   chopped green bell pepper
    2      tablespoons   chopped onion
    2      tablespoons   chopped green olives
    2      tablespoons   chopped sweet pickle
      1/2  cup           mayonnaise

Combine all ingredients; mix well.  Put into hamburger buns and wrap each
sandwich in foil.  Bake at 325F for 30 minutes.

 

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Seriously, could this be any worse?

 

Aside from the spam, a half a cup of mayonnaise in one sandwich  .  Sweet pickles

 

Actually you could probably put all that in a blender and call it a poor person's Foi Gras. 

Or melt it all down and make an extra gnarly dip out of it.

 

Or a sobriety test, or some type of food torture or something.

#15 has some potential.....

 

*  Exported from  MasterCook  *

                           “BALONEY” CHEESE DOGS

Recipe By     : BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS MAGAZINE -- SEPTEMBER 1996
Serving Size  : 2    Preparation Time :0:00
Categories    : Cheese                           Hot dogs

   Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
--------  ------------  --------------------------------
    2                    hot dog buns
                         mayonnaise or mustard
    2      slices        turkey bologna
    2      sticks        cheddar cheese or string cheese sticks

Spread inside of hot dog buns with mayonnaise or mustard.  Roll 1 bologna
slice around each cheese stick.  Place inside hot dog bun.  Wrap each bun
in plastic wrap.


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The fact that this was actually published in print is a little scary.

Does anybody know if supposed to wear gloves when handling that spam and that canned salmon?

 

Hate for any of it to actually penetrate into the bloodstream.