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why waste money going to pizza places...people that go out to eat for pizza should be shot in the face for being idiots.
 
check this out, better than any pizza on earth imo:
 
1. buy a tombstone extra cheese pizza
 
2. you better have a pizzaz pizza maker, obviously better than any oven or pizza over for gods sake...this goes without saying
 
3. go to a deli and buy some pepporoni
 
4. go to the store and buy a can of crushed pineapples
 
5. fry the fuck out of a few peices of bacon
 
6. cut up a onion
 
7. mission complete...its a doctored dad special...shit, there is plenty of other frozen pizza doctoring methods and im intrested in hearing them...please share...i have other ones i use but this is my favorite
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Sounds good Dad.

You could start with that extra cheese Tombstone.  Then add ham or Canadian Bacon.  Then chopped onions and that crushed pineapple.
 
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Extra Cheese Tombstone.  Fry up some cut up Roma Tomatoes in olive oil.  Get the water out of them.  Chopped onions.  Now add either Feta cheese or brick cheese.  Sliced chicken breast pieces.  Sprinkle with oregano.  Bake and eat.
 
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people that go out to eat for pizza should be shot in the face for being idiots





Piss on those people
 
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How revolting!! Cheap-ass bastards...
 
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Sorry buddy but frozen crust will never be as good as a fresh hand rolled crust from a pizza place.      
 
 
Frozen pizza has never tasted as good to me as restaurant pizza and the reason is the crust.
 
 
Those assembly line crusts that frozen pizzas are made with don't cut it.   
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Greyhound:

Sorry buddy but frozen crust will never be as good as a fresh hand rolled crust from a pizza place.      
 
 
Frozen pizza has never tasted as good to me as restaurant pizza and the reason is the crust.
 
 
Those assembly line crusts that frozen pizzas are made with don't cut it.   


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People aren't wasting money going to Pizza Places. First of all it is part of normal human socialization. Something a recluse wouldn't understand. Second, the Pizza you described making costs almost double what a pizza would cost at a Pizza place, which Hound described as having much better crust anyway.
 
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especially in this economy , places like Z Pizza have deals.. their pizza is better than anything store bought ..
 
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Little Caesars Large Pepperoni ( $5 )  ..I'm pretty sure the Frozen pizza cost almost as much as this does..
 
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This is not a food or fitness thread.
 
Take this frozen pizza crapola into another forum.
 
Thank You !
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FriedShrimp:

This is not a food or fitness thread.
 
Take this frozen pizza crapola into another forum.
 
Thank You !

This is a food and sharing thread, you liberal. Anyone with an idea they want to share is welcome. Thx,PGdad, I doctor my frozen pizza's too. I'll have to try the pineapple.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cyrax:

Little Caesars Large Pepperoni ( $5 )  ..I'm pretty sure the Frozen pizza cost almost as much as this does..

 

good call on the caesars, i get one of these usually every other weekend for lunch...always go with the pepporoni- their sausage tastes like piss...i would hit caesars more but im usually drunk when i have my pizza so i cant drive over and get one

 

caesars warmed up or reheated on my pizzaz aint that good...you need to get that shit and eat it right away imo

 
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Quote Originally Posted by PGdad:

i would hit caesars more but im usually drunk when i have my pizza so i cant drive over and get one

Bagel Sandwiches Suck
 
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Allright, hard to beat a pizza parlor but if forced to go frozen then maybe just take a pepperoni and douse it with hot sauce?
 
 
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I think Domino's has $5 pizzas though.  Maybe order three of those and freeze the other two?
 
 
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Frozen pizza is barely cheaper these days than most restaurant pizza.

And I fucking hate Tombstone.  I buy Rustico when they have it on sale 2/$7 but carry-out pizza is certainly not stupid, especially if you have a bunch of people to feed.  Get a big one and share.  A good $15 extra large can easily feed 5-6, under 3 bucks per person.
 
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depeche - you're in chicago, this shouldnt even be a thread you get into. you guys have great pizza out there

like a guy from brooklyn arguing about a chain deli
 
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Quote Originally Posted by depeche2:

Frozen pizza is barely cheaper these days than most restaurant pizza.

And I fucking hate Tombstone.  I buy Rustico when they have it on sale 2/$7 but carry-out pizza is certainly not stupid, especially if you have a bunch of people to feed.  Get a big one and share.  A good $15 extra large can easily feed 5-6, under 3 bucks per person.

 

 

complete disagreement.

 

i got a big freezer strictly for loading up on pizza deals...at all times i keep more than 20 pizzas in there...i pound when i see tombestones or jacks go on sale 5 for 10 dollars.

 

went out for pizza a few weeks ago with a party of 4 and payed 74 freaking dollars for 2 thin crust pizzas and 2 warm ass pitchers of michelob light beer...i thought to myself, geezus, i could of got two 30 packs of high life and 20 tombestones instead of that piss

 

even carryout you are going pay atleast 10 something plus everywhere no matter what kind of deal you have- well unless you hit caesars

 
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btw depeche- them rustico pizzas are pretty good- never have i seen them 2 for 7 though...every once and a while i get one on sale for 5 bucks
 
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Man, if you are gonna eat pizza every day, might as well get it down.  You know that the pizza parlor will sell you the dough for like a dollar.  I think you can freeze it?  Or you can make the dough.  If you have a stand mixer, it's pretty easy.
 
All you need is a rolling pin and you can go to town with some high quality pizza. 
 
Can throw it on the grill too
 
 
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LOSER!!!!!
 
 
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I haven't been to a pizza place in years.  I am always doctoring up frozen ones.  Its 22425 times better than ordering one, and you can do what you want to it. 
 
And who is the fucking idiot that acted like only shut-ins do this?  When my friends are over having beers before going out, or whenever, I doctor one up taking suggestions from them and they LOVE it. 
 
Tony Chachere's (sp) seasoning, a little EVOO, extra cheese, onions, meats, whatever the fuck you want.  And its delicious. And I'm social as fuck.
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