Good Pinto Beans In Case The Chick Screws Up the Potato Salad

Always have a backup plan.......

 

Ingredients:

One Bag of dried pinto beans

One onion (any type, red, white, yellow, or Vidalia but I like white)

Half jar of sliced pickled jalapenos

Maybe a Habernero pepper if you like hot

Salt/Pepper

 

Soak the beans overnight or at least for several hours.  Rinse couple times.  Cover in few to several inches of water in stock pot with the onion (sliced), poke holes in an Haberno or two  if you like it hot, large amount of kosher salt and pepper, and either half or whole jar of the jalapenos WITH THE JUICE.  Boil those fuckers for a bit and then simmer for a couple hours.

 

Let it be but check the water level.  If too much water, it will evaporate but if not enough, then put a lid on the pot or partially cover the pot to retain some type of hopefully "thin" but "flavorful" gravy.

 

Slap yo Momma good.

 

Beans are also extremely good for you too   

If you have any meat drippings nearby, throw a little in there as well

And under no circumstances is anybody allowed to eat beans out of a can.

 

BUT, if you have to eat beans out of a can, try a little Liquid Smoke.

If the chick comes through with the potato salad, then you can stick the beans in the fridge and make refried beans huevos rancheros for breakfast..... or nachos or something.

And if the chick really screws up the potato salad then rub it in her face and start making "pinto bean parfaits"

 

In a fancy tall glass, stack beans, cheese, sour cream in layers into a nice glass.

 

Presentation is everything so go completely overboard

Like always, garnish and top with one single slice of jalapeno

 

We are friends now.

 

Are you gonna send me a ribeye recipe?

 

 

No I am not into bondage but THANK YOU for asking.

 

Just kidding.... Saffron is too expensive so I have been using Tumeric.

 

Well at least bought some Tumeric.  Really do not know how to use it yet.

What???????????? No bacon drippin's to saute the onion,

and what about some GARLIC?????????