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Ring Ring! "Hello?" "It's the Bama Sharp, and this time, I mean business..."

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"I tell ya, the other day, with the wife in the car, tells me to pull over. Wanted to have sex in the back seat......................told me to stay in front................"
 
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Glad to see SCAL around these parts again.  Dude got run off during NFL.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

"I tell ya, the other day, with the wife in the car, tells me to pull over. Wanted to have sex in the back seat......................told me to stay in front................"

Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield story. LOL
 
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I loved it, thought it was a funny read, good luck Scal!  I wonder.... if you listened to the whole conversation you might have heard where he addressed the total in this one...???   
 
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Scal, capping abilities aside. You have some serious skill in writing. Lol
 
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Its not just sharps on Bama....the world is on them. As is all the pressure....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by lancer89074:


Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield story. LOL

Good ear, Lance. It was
 
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Quote Originally Posted by nflcapperletsgo:

Already had Bama minus 8 scal. Great to see your boy is on it too.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:

hehehehe,your best effort yet...i dont give a fu.k if its a winner or not,this brightened up my day.



next phone call........the shrew exterminators!!!!!

 As always Melos...

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by 1pumpchump:

are you still up from last night??? Bama rolls

I'm up alright. A different kind of up...The Jets paid off handsomely...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by frazdaman:

Sound like you should be writing books instead of handicapping, good luck
No money in book writing unless it has "Potter" in the title...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by lakers9:

Haha, you somehow got little house on the prairie into a writeup about the bama game.  Well done!!!  Im on the tide as well.

We all watched the reruns at some point in our lives!

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by BigUnit:

Roll Tide!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:

also,fedoras,scalabrine???...come on man,your love for carmelo has gone too far......i like the guy too but no need to be wearing silly lookin hats now

 

Oh god, the hat shenanigans with Melo is just another terrible footnote in the Knicks worst season ever...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by suuma:

Bama big

Enjoy the day, scal!
Glad to see you on them suuma!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

What if the phone rang, and it was a Buckeye sharp?

Even he'd be on Bama with this line

 
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On em as well


Good luck
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CAPT-DOUCHE:

The Rodney Dangerfield of Covers.  

 

Are you saying I think I get no respect?????????????????

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

"I tell ya, the other day, with the wife in the car, tells me to pull over. Wanted to have sex in the back seat......................told me to stay in front................"
very nice!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MGD:

I loved it, thought it was a funny read, good luck Scal!  I wonder.... if you listened to the whole conversation you might have heard where he addressed the total in this one...???   

 

I asked him for a final score.

He says 34-14.

 
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Maybe your set of books could be titled

Hairy Bettor
 
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Scal,

In this game I taking the points. The public is on Bama, look for The Ohio St to make a statement in this game!

Dog POD!

Happy New Year....


 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by GoGoplata123:

Scal, capping abilities aside. You have some serious skill in writing. Lol
Appreciate it.  Learned some of it reading David Sedaris.
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