Tranzly Manboob

Call me tranzly manboob from now on dudes

I just put on my most soiled cotton panties, clicked my heels 3 times and bought one of those gay fruity pink drinks from starbucks, pink machiado latte whatever.  This can only mean 1 thing.....I'm ready to place wager upon hoops again

let's see if I can win a midmajor game for old times sake.  

1.18 / 1 (fagduel)

CSUN ml vs. uc irvnuts

gl 

Hahahaha classic!  Glad to see you back brother, good luck! 

The trannmann 

Great to see you cap!!!

Good luck this season Cap.......

@Cappologist

Welcome back!!!

thanks bros!

2.2 / 2

Mary's +2 vs zag (bo)

@Cappologist

 Good luck

so my welcome back game was a utterly miserable and preventable buzzer beater L.  That is a fucking sign from the gambling gods, that ole tranny boy isn't going to get away with this, ignoring ball all season then trying to jump in for action late.  Corndick nonsense

If mary's cant beat zags at home I'm not going to bother trying to bet in march lol

also fri action

considering mich is clearly a top 2-3 squad this year, and they have extreme motivation (pathetic losing streak to illinois, clinch outright title), giving them a shot here.  

used profit boosts on 3 sites to bet them lol no reason not to do this.  came out to less than a full unit but wgaf

all Mich ML- so $45 to win $44.90

$10 / 10.40 (DK- max $10 30% boost)

$10 / $11.10 (FD- max $10 30% boost)

$25 / $23.40 (BR- max $25 20% boost)

gl

gael kicked their zagass so here we are, time to transition into some occasional march action

speaking of transitions, super smooth tranzition I had this morning boys.  Woke up feeling like a dude, gorilla glued my wiener back on, I'm ready to roll...

Tues 3/3

1.1 / 1 

Cinci -1.5 vs mormon (fd)

1.02 / 1

UCLA ml vs. nebraska (fd)

also got my monday action, get on my level though dudes.  Inflationary environment we live in, value every last dollar.  I'm going to be 2 bucks richer minimum after tonight.  

10 / 12        Iowa St +7.5 (30% prof boost draftkings)

10 / 12.40   Zona -7.5 (30% prof boost fagduel)

felix whatup bro

uclgay has been total pieces of shit on the road every time, just like at minny the other day, but consistently they come home and manage to win, often after looking far shittier than the minny game.  So not sure why this will play out any differently, hence the wager

cinci randomly came back from the dead and have been pretty much top 25ish type team recent weeks, while the mormons are currently looking defeatable as fuck.  I dont know why cinci with the lame duck coach is suddenly presentable, but they're rabid desperate home team playing well.  Doesnt make much sense to me for byu to be able to regroup while scuffling and away from the mormon soil.  I suppose the nba player could go off for 40, or joe smith could appear and give them some kind of magic mormon potion (probably a mix of starbuck pink drink and mormon jizz), but will pay to see it.  

def gonna unglue the weiner if one or both plays loses.  

gl on the action dukes

BOL on your Cinci and UCLA tonight bro!!

LMAO, this is a post for the hall of fame for sure 

saturday 3/7

Metrosexual Saturday Action boyz lfg

1 / 1

Miami ml vs. louisville (dk)

1.1 / 1

Mizzou +3.5 vs. ark (dk)

BOL!!

1.18 / 1

Depaul -2.5 vs. butler (betrivers)