LEGENDS OF COVERS

 unfortunately until i receive at least 10 (ten) thumbs up ()  from ACCREDITED Covers members my contractual relationship with PLAYBOY prevents me from continuing to send these dispatches and believe me the Brits charge ALOT for FAX...not to mention the demands of a deranged Jim Rome......

THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:

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TAYLOR SWIFTS NEW BOYFRIEND " Ok  you are not gonna fucking believe this but all I did was smile at her in a Cleveland  Publix supermarket (Feb. 2011) and 6 months later there's this cd with a song about how 'he knew no mercy, tore my soul, couldnt remember where the artichoke hearts were.." and the liners had my name AND address on it. Serial psycho-bitch!! Seriously."