TheGoldenGoose

Yeah, well FTS, there is no way I’m even looking down that kind of drop.  No fear of heights but severe fear of falling.  Forget about skydiving or bungee cord jumping.  That’s never happening.  

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!

MGM will be announcing MAJOR LAYOFFS at their Las Vegas casinos.  The Aria and Bellagio will escape immediate cuts but who knows for how long.  
This is what happens when corporate greed runs amok.  Players have finally had enough of food price increases, ridiculous parking costs and comp reductions in general.  
MGM was trying to find the breaking point and guess what?  They found it!!!

@Daddy_Freddie

 Hey Freddie, doing good and hope you're the same.  Funny you mention zooming down the highway on my way to Foxwoods.  Had just put a new set of Michelins on my 2016 Maxima and they felt solid.  There is one straight on route 2 which was freshly paved for over 2 miles.  I opened it up to 122mph.  Steering was Solid and felt like I could do another 20mph easily but the rising sun on a Sunday morning had me blinded.  Shut her down.  A man's got to know his limitations!

This dude is blowing out about a 5 foot wake and then yelling at the other boat just sitting in the inlet minding his own business.  

He guts the fish.  “Look at that, hearts still beating”.

nature bumping his own Threads already.  
Now just settle down boy.  
Got big plans for you son as long as you can stay away from Missy.  

Put Pam Bondi on the case.  

Better stay clear of me for a while nature because you won’t just fall off the wagon.  It would be like a freight train hit you head on.  

This is totally, absolutely, 100%, TRUE.  

All four of my closest casinos have banned me at one time or another.  If they consider you a smart wise guy who can outplay them in the comp game and maintain a bankroll they will eventually ban you for being a winner.  
Because I know low people in high places I’ve been reinstated at two casinos and have no interest in the other two casinos. 
So how do you NOT get banned?  Just don’t get too greedy.  If you’re using your casino as your personal ATM then they will toss your azz.  Fly under the radar!!!

Back in the day, Larry Bird era, the fans rose to a thunderous ovation in the middle of the game for no apparent reason.  
There were five white players on the court for Boston.  

Johnny:

LMK if you can receive visitor/cash/clothes and I’ll make the 3 hour drive bro.

My phone has been MIA for over a week!!!

No way for Nature to contact me because he doesn’t have Wifey’s number.  
He’ll figure it out eventually and send me a letter.  
This sukks…. 

@umgmu

Tipping the staff has become a whole other problem.  When I sit down at a gaming table I’ll order a drink and flip the cocktail waitress a $25 chip when she brings it out and tell her, “hit me again on your next trip around “.  Not any more, the rules have changed.  $5 a drink is plenty now a days.  

 Wow.  Stars ML was a joke.  A 3-1 lead in the 3rd on your home ice, blow the lead 3-4, and then give up an empty netter to send your fans home a loser 5-3.  Just wow.

StL @ BOS series ends on the only Sunday Night Game but they should have called this game off 6 hours ago and played a Day/Nighter on Sunday like they would have done years ago.  But, no, because the NBA Celtics got a 6pm game Sunday they won't do that.  The NBA has become the new National Pastime over the MLB.  So, they will play the MLB game tonight in s#itty field conditions and some outfielder is going to get injured, but hey, the NBA is the new National Pastime.  

Women's basketball is sooooo bad...

How bad is it?

I live in CT and don't watch it.

^^^^^^^^^^ This

WTF are people thinking?

Wire to Wire transfer of funds is the only way to fly.  
You should NEVER travel alone for obvious reasons.  
I am planning a casino hit & run for next week. Running Mitch is my go to guy.  He drives and I fly.  He gets $200 or more for trip and I can relax and open up a can of whoop-ass on a baccarat table.  A nice filet mignon with a bottle of Cabernet and then put Foxwoods in our rear view mirror.  Easy Peasy.  

As always GLTA   

weebs 

Fukk MGM.  One month they want to fly me to Detroit.  The next month they want to fly me to Bioxi.  The next month they ban me from Springfield, MA and trespass me from all MGM properties.  They DO NOT LIKE WINNERS and people who know how to play THE COMP GAME.

With casinos BEGGING for action these days you’d think A little gratitude would go a long way.  But no, they apparently want to target old ladies pumping quarters in to slot machines.  Well, good luck with that business model.

You’ll get your money, umgmu, but s#it like this is aggravating as hell and designed to put you on tilt.  Best advice would be to leave MGM for a good long time.  Let them scratch their heads for a few months and when the contact you, and they will, you’ve got a great story to get this dope manager fired.