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    JoeyOhhh
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 6:32 PM ET #8301

    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

    Lets goooooo

    just realized I can post here from the penalty box

    North Carolina Tarheels -4.5 (-110) $2200/$2000

    need a cover in the worst way


    IDK man, awful lot of black guys on that team, maybe some of them are g@y, maybe even a J.E.W. or two......... You sure you're O.K. with that??
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    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

    Lets goooooo

    just realized I can post here from the penalty box

    North Carolina Tarheels -4.5 (-110) $2200/$2000

    need a cover in the worst way


    IDK man, awful lot of black guys on that team, maybe some of them are g@y, maybe even a J.E.W. or two......... You sure you're O.K. with that??
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 6:35 PM ET #8302

    Good luck CG you got this the winning streak is about to start 
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    Good luck CG you got this the winning streak is about to start 
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 6:44 PM ET #8303

    When someone disrespects money this badly, they don't deserve to win.
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    When someone disrespects money this badly, they don't deserve to win.
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 6:47 PM ET #8304

    Didn't know CG was also anti-semitic.  Add it to the list of why he's going to burn in hell someday
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    Didn't know CG was also anti-semitic.  Add it to the list of why he's going to burn in hell someday
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 6:59 PM ET #8305

    Wish CG winners, and i've tailed him nominally on several of his wagers, but it's sad that less than two months into a "pro career", that bet size has increased by 8x.

    Thanks for somewhat redeeming this situation with your charitable donation, Van
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    Wish CG winners, and i've tailed him nominally on several of his wagers, but it's sad that less than two months into a "pro career", that bet size has increased by 8x.

    Thanks for somewhat redeeming this situation with your charitable donation, Van
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 7:02 PM ET #8306

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyOhhh:


    IDK man, awful lot of black guys on that team, maybe some of them are g@y, maybe even a J.E.W. or two......... You sure you're O.K. with that??



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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyOhhh:


    IDK man, awful lot of black guys on that team, maybe some of them are g@y, maybe even a J.E.W. or two......... You sure you're O.K. with that??



     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 7:13 PM ET #8307

    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

    the bruins are 5-0 for me in my pro career and I don't ride them either game to start tourney like an imbecile

    yea im 0-3 in pro career taking tar heels games

    had them vs duke at home and lost

    bet against them with lousiville in acc tourney and lost

    took them in acc title game vs irish and lost

    I feel they are a much better team not impressed by Arkansas.  now I will have to overcome my typical 2-20 from three and somehow still cover -4.5 

    u know my teams no matter how good they are always have an off shooting night 

    maybe FINALLY this miserable run ends and I get on a hot run at 2.2/2K a game and build my betting empire and organization back up


    I hear this every single time from your "analysis".
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    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

    the bruins are 5-0 for me in my pro career and I don't ride them either game to start tourney like an imbecile

    yea im 0-3 in pro career taking tar heels games

    had them vs duke at home and lost

    bet against them with lousiville in acc tourney and lost

    took them in acc title game vs irish and lost

    I feel they are a much better team not impressed by Arkansas.  now I will have to overcome my typical 2-20 from three and somehow still cover -4.5 

    u know my teams no matter how good they are always have an off shooting night 

    maybe FINALLY this miserable run ends and I get on a hot run at 2.2/2K a game and build my betting empire and organization back up


    I hear this every single time from your "analysis".
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 7:16 PM ET #8308

    CG - give us details on ur scrap last night on the strip
    Mayweather bet 450000 on
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    CG - give us details on ur scrap last night on the strip
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 7:17 PM ET #8309

    CG betting on Tar Heels

    You can't make this up......................

    .....................................or

    .................is he trying to prove he's NOT prejudice?

    YOU DECIDE
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    CG betting on Tar Heels

    You can't make this up......................

    .....................................or

    .................is he trying to prove he's NOT prejudice?

    YOU DECIDE
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 7:20 PM ET #8310

    Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

    Well CG I have a friend that knows Arkansas very well and he says this game will be very close.  




    I hope he's better than your Alabama guy!    
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    Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

    Well CG I have a friend that knows Arkansas very well and he says this game will be very close.  




    I hope he's better than your Alabama guy!    
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 7:33 PM ET #8311

    Quote Originally Posted by Laroja:


    I hear this every single time from your "analysis".

    So true. 
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laroja:


    I hear this every single time from your "analysis".

    So true. 
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 8:01 PM ET #8312

    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


    I hope he's better than your Alabama guy!    
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    Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:


    I hope he's better than your Alabama guy!    
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 8:05 PM ET #8313



    Fact of the Day:

    Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate in America. At 34.5 per 100,000 people annually, Sin City scores over three times above the national rate of 10.7 per 100,000 people annually.




    ~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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    Fact of the Day:

    Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate in America. At 34.5 per 100,000 people annually, Sin City scores over three times above the national rate of 10.7 per 100,000 people annually.




     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 8:11 PM ET #8314

    Quote Originally Posted by Bradyisgreat:

    I am done bashing CG. He is just a pathetic, immature kid who has serious psychological issues. It is really sad to watch. To the people that really know Nick, please get the kid in rehab or back in Jersey before he winds up dead or in jail. It is really just sad now.

    This is exactly it. No reason to hate even if his actions in the past have been douchey. 

    And if he loses by a hook this will take an even worse turn than those have predicted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bradyisgreat:

    I am done bashing CG. He is just a pathetic, immature kid who has serious psychological issues. It is really sad to watch. To the people that really know Nick, please get the kid in rehab or back in Jersey before he winds up dead or in jail. It is really just sad now.

    This is exactly it. No reason to hate even if his actions in the past have been douchey. 

    And if he loses by a hook this will take an even worse turn than those have predicted.
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 8:19 PM ET #8315

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



    Fact of the Day:

    Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate in America. At 34.5 per 100,000 people annually, Sin City scores over three times above the national rate of 10.7 per 100,000 people annually.





    Wow.  Don't go Buud Dwyer on us CG.  It's only money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



    Fact of the Day:

    Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate in America. At 34.5 per 100,000 people annually, Sin City scores over three times above the national rate of 10.7 per 100,000 people annually.





    Wow.  Don't go Buud Dwyer on us CG.  It's only money.
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 8:21 PM ET #8316

    *Budd Dwyer
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 8:50 PM ET #8317

    Quote Originally Posted by ARKPLUS5ALLIN:

    cg who you going to fight with tonight when PAIGE goes 2 for 15 from the floor? but they win on a late 3

    CG:" Who's Paige?"   
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    Quote Originally Posted by ARKPLUS5ALLIN:

    cg who you going to fight with tonight when PAIGE goes 2 for 15 from the floor? but they win on a late 3

    CG:" Who's Paige?"   
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 8:56 PM ET #8318

    Quote Originally Posted by ARKPLUS5ALLIN:

    got to fade you CG... arkansas +5 ALL IN!... i think there is a better chance you commit suicide tonight than you win a bet... in all seriousness i was not even going to bet this game but seeing you on north carolina i knew what to do

    Shut up, TBag, you douche nozzle.

    You are the North end of a South bound donkey........

    When you get a chance..............go to Hell

    And say hi to your Father...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by ARKPLUS5ALLIN:

    got to fade you CG... arkansas +5 ALL IN!... i think there is a better chance you commit suicide tonight than you win a bet... in all seriousness i was not even going to bet this game but seeing you on north carolina i knew what to do

    Shut up, TBag, you douche nozzle.

    You are the North end of a South bound donkey........

    When you get a chance..............go to Hell

    And say hi to your Father...........
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 9:07 PM ET #8319

    Madness Picks is on Arkansas and they have been on fire for the whole tournament, haven;t missed today including being on NC ST. I wouldn't want to be on UNC right now.....
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    Madness Picks is on Arkansas and they have been on fire for the whole tournament, haven;t missed today including being on NC ST. I wouldn't want to be on UNC right now.....
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 9:12 PM ET #8320

    LETS FUKKN GO RAZORBACKS!!


    PUT THE CG (C0CK GOBBLER) OUT OF HIS MISERY!!!
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    LETS FUKKN GO RAZORBACKS!!


    PUT THE CG (C0CK GOBBLER) OUT OF HIS MISERY!!!
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 9:13 PM ET #8321

    A LOSS HERE TONIGHT WILL PROBABLY SEND THE C0CKGOBBLER TO THE STRIP LOOKING FOR SOME HERRON TO SHOOT UP WITH
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 9:21 PM ET #8322

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



    Fact of the Day:

    Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate in America. At 34.5 per 100,000 people annually, Sin City scores over three times above the national rate of 10.7 per 100,000 people annually.





    SAY IT AINT SO, IS GOOOOOOSE JUMPING OFF THE CG TRAIN? 
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



    Fact of the Day:

    Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate in America. At 34.5 per 100,000 people annually, Sin City scores over three times above the national rate of 10.7 per 100,000 people annually.





    SAY IT AINT SO, IS GOOOOOOSE JUMPING OFF THE CG TRAIN? 
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2015 - 9:22 PM ET #8323

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



    Fact of the Day:

    Las Vegas has the highest suicide rate in America. At 34.5 per 100,000 people annually, Sin City scores over three times above the national rate of 10.7 per 100,000 people annually.




    There's a joke about the broke guy ready to jump on x-mas eve and Santa Claus knocks on the door and and asks wtf are you doing on the ledge? Guy explains he's lost his entire savings and most by .5 points..Went on an 0-8 run..and then weeks and Days of WL WL WL WL WL. Sportsbook tellers writing thier own tickets fading his Bomb picks and gift wrapped presents for thier children waiting under the tree.

    Santa says well that sucks but suck my d ic k and I'll give you your bankroll back..Guy hesitates a moment and thinks well it might be like a big candy cane..Santa's not a J e w either..he does it and Santa asks him a question..Son,how old are you? Guy replies I'm 28...Santa says you're freaking 28 years old and still belive in Santa Claus??

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



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    There's a joke about the broke guy ready to jump on x-mas eve and Santa Claus knocks on the door and and asks wtf are you doing on the ledge? Guy explains he's lost his entire savings and most by .5 points..Went on an 0-8 run..and then weeks and Days of WL WL WL WL WL. Sportsbook tellers writing thier own tickets fading his Bomb picks and gift wrapped presents for thier children waiting under the tree.

    Santa says well that sucks but suck my d ic k and I'll give you your bankroll back..Guy hesitates a moment and thinks well it might be like a big candy cane..Santa's not a J e w either..he does it and Santa asks him a question..Son,how old are you? Guy replies I'm 28...Santa says you're freaking 28 years old and still belive in Santa Claus??

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesxnj:

    There's a joke about the broke guy ready to jump on x-mas eve and Santa Claus knocks on the door and and asks wtf are you doing on the ledge? Guy explains he's lost his entire savings and most by .5 points..Went on an 0-8 run..and then weeks and Days of WL WL WL WL WL. Sportsbook tellers writing thier own tickets fading his Bomb picks and gift wrapped presents for thier children waiting under the tree.

    Santa says well that sucks but suck my d ic k and I'll give you your bankroll back..Guy hesitates a moment and thinks well it might be like a big candy cane..Santa's not a J e w either..he does it and Santa asks him a question..Son,how old are you? Guy replies I'm 28...Santa says you're freaking 28 years old and still belive in Santa Claus??

    Wish I could get that 30 seconds of my life back. 
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    There's a joke about the broke guy ready to jump on x-mas eve and Santa Claus knocks on the door and and asks wtf are you doing on the ledge? Guy explains he's lost his entire savings and most by .5 points..Went on an 0-8 run..and then weeks and Days of WL WL WL WL WL. Sportsbook tellers writing thier own tickets fading his Bomb picks and gift wrapped presents for thier children waiting under the tree.

    Santa says well that sucks but suck my d ic k and I'll give you your bankroll back..Guy hesitates a moment and thinks well it might be like a big candy cane..Santa's not a J e w either..he does it and Santa asks him a question..Son,how old are you? Guy replies I'm 28...Santa says you're freaking 28 years old and still belive in Santa Claus??

    Wish I could get that 30 seconds of my life back. 
     
     
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    I think we missed the sign all along. He calls himself a gambler. If you do it right it isn't gambling.
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    I think we missed the sign all along. He calls himself a gambler. If you do it right it isn't gambling.
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