Sunday bases

Just kidding just kidding ha a joke okay I am not a psycho no.

Although I am getting to the point of no return here.  Yeah who knows I will just do whatever comes to mind now, may make some bets now.

I tell ya what my nephew is not losing this week in the 50 meters ha ha no fuckking way we are getting 2nd again that ugly kid is going down bitchh.  Well even if we lose my nephew is still way cuter and gonna bang a bunch of hot chicks in high school way more than that kid ha.

There is one dude at the horse track that actually knows very well about my loserism how I don't work and drink and gamble all the time with my parents money ha.  This one ticket writer Russ he has been there like fuckk 20 years or more and he knows I would sit there all day everyday ha and just bet horses like I am the only younger guy that is out there all the time well everybody else has a job, but not me no I am a bum ha.  Yeah everybody else is old and retired ya know, but then I am out there gambling all the time losing my parents money yeah.  Yeah good old Russ he knows about how big a loser I am.  Well nobody my age can afford to sit at the horse track all fuckking day and drink and gamble no they have to work ha.

Not silver spoon Tuck though ha ha, well I just ya know drink and gamble all day and not work ever yeah.

Like I haven't ever accomplished anything in my life besides getting drunk everyday yeah, and blowing my parents millions yeah I am good at that shitt bitchh oh yeah ha.

Occasionally my parents pay for a place for me to live ha, but usually I just stay in their basement ha ha.  I do sometimes make a go of it for a while though actually get a job and provide for myself for a little bit until I get fired for drinking on the job then it is back to the parents basement ha.

Maybe I will make some bets now and lose I'm sure yeah.  Be back with some Monday bases in a bit, think it is Monday if I'm not mistaken yeah.

Oh yeah it is a damn holiday I forgot ha, good deal now we have day games yes bang bang.

Oh now it all makes sense why there were so many people at the horse track last night ha ha nobody has to work.  I was wondering like why the fuckk are so many people here on a Sunday night ha it didn't even dawn on my drunk azz there was a holiday today Memorial Day ha.

Yeah a holiday is just another fuckking day to me like I don't care at all as long as nobody bothers me yeah.  Oh great there are day games a fuckking holiday Monday fuckking perfect yeah.

Like really I think the Tuck comedy special at the Gold Coast would just take off I love my comedy nobody else does however so maybe not.  Yeah most people just think I'm drunk and stupid, which they may be right on that ha.

Think I will watch some Mitch Hedburg then bet some games, wish I was that good, that guy was so fuckking funny like just great, I gotta get that on youtube now.

Yeah Tuck doesn't have a girlfriend, just a girl I know that would get really mad if I say that ha ha.

Yeah and I remember the day I was a worker in a lumber yard for a fuckking day ha ha.  Yeah I made it to lunch, and then I was like this fuckking sucks I am fuckking tired I am going home.

That was my own Mitch style joke there ha.

Not a good one however no, but I tried anyway ha.

Oh man I wish I could write great jokes like that guy man he is just the best Mitch.

Yeah this thread is going all right I guess, hell don't even say this sucks bitchh I have like all night to sit here and talk to myself.

Yeah I am gonna pour another cup of vodka here.  I wonder if that Billie chick would actually bang my sorry azz that chick at the track, probably not no ha my alcoholic retarded azz no way I have to pay for it yeah.

Ha I love the receipt joke on buying the doughnut by Mitch that is so funny ha, don't even act like I didn't buy this doughnut I got the documentation right here ha oh yeah.

Why can't I be funny?  Like why?  Why can't I ever get any pusssy either why am I so terrible at it like chicks just hate me or something.  Well they like me yeah I am a nice guy is what they say, in other words your fuckking ugly ha.

Yeah us nice guys ya know we get a ton of pusss oh yeah, I am just bangin chicks left and right I am so nice ha.  Yeah no that is not the case here, more like boobs here has to pay for it yeah, fuckking boobs that should be my posting name boobs ha.

Well in Vegas boobs is gonna score bitchh whether you like it or not, fuckking boobs is gonna get some pusssy ha ha.

Oh yeah and I will just leave my shirt on when I'm bangin hookers there no need to embarrass myself by showing the boobs ha ha.