Sunday bases

Or I meant 2 months, over/under ha.

What is your bankroll for Vegas?

But I am not gonna be sucking dickk in Vegas for 100 bucks no way ha.  That was so funny that guy propositioning me when I lived there hey 100 bucks come on come on ha on the strip.  Well I'm sure college gambler is sucking dickk for money there.

Oh only about 20 k there arby.  Give or take a few k depending on how much the flight costs and if I win here in the next couple of days.

Yeah I was pretty hungover probably lookin a bit rough and down on my luck maybe ha.

5dimes bets just posted:

O/u 2.5 hookers tuck bangs in first week in Vegas
O/u 12.5 hrs from when tuck lands in Vegas until he bangs first hooker
O/u 57 days tuck lasts in Vegas
O/u 39 days until tuck homeless in Vegas
10-1 odds a guy flashes a franklin to tuck and points to his junk
3-1 odds tuck gets flattened by a punch
100-1 tuck swigs goose on a hOrse on the strip
50-1 tuck gets married at a Vegas chapel
1000000-1 tuck goes a day in Vegas without drinking
50000-1 tuck gets a job in Vegas

I wonder if I am capable of actually making it out there?  The odds are fuckk not good, and now hell I talk to myself all the time and sometimes ya know I would probably do that in the book if I don't have somebody to talk to.  Yeah I don't know if this is a good idea I may just be in the book losing my mind talking to myself in there and then yelling at the tv's when I lose ha, your outta here fuckker that is what they are gonna do be like you can't yell loud f bombs you idiot ha.

Good odds there arby ha.  I think though you could risk it all on the going a day without drinking it is a big hefty price to pay, but you would win for sure ha.  That is like fuckk Florida St vs Jacksonville St there you have no chance of losing.

'The hookers thing is a risky prop like you don't know cuz it depends on how good I'm doing ha.

Oh but take the under on the hooker hours thing cuz I am getting one right away as soon as possible the first day ha.

Yeah first thing I'm doing is a hooker when I get in ha.

I don't think I will get flattened by a punch though, or well maybe I did last time I was there by that security guy at the Palms that threw me out ha, he jacked my azz yeah down goes Tuck, down goes Tuck.

Yeah I will get flattened by a punch ha.  At some point yes I'm sure.  Like I can take a good punch that guy that knocked out that one dude you showed me arby he wouldn't be able to knock me out, but some huge dude like that guy at the Palms oh hell yeah, well he was ya know this beat meat head huge dude that benched probably 500 lbs or who knows that I was just lucky he didn't break my jaw there yeah.

Oh I meant big meat head not beat.

That was really funny like I wish I could see it on youtube right now the big meat head at the Palms knocking me out ha ha.  You guys would love that one, oh ouch Tuck got shitt canned there whoa.

Yeah that big goombah just leveled my azz ha, then he ripped off my head phones when I was knocked out on the ground and broke em that fuckk ha.

I wonder how long 20 k will last me there arby?  I am thinking not long well I am a total mess like I sit here and drink so much that I couldn't possibly make it.  I want to think I can, but there is no way no no.  I am trying to be confident, but hell who can do that?  Like who can drink all day and bet on sports and win consistently?  Fuckk nobody unless you are just tailing somebody really good or something.

Like I said though I could tail Ray if he is still there, but shitt I have no idea if those guys are even there anymore my buddies that I know.  They just like drunk retard Nebraska for some reason, with how messed up I am now though they may be like just get away from us, no they wouldn't do that I don't think although I am in seriously rough shape like I am talking to myself on here all the time nobody is reading it or anything.

Tuck there are thousands there who drink all day and survive vegas. But they aren't betting $200+ a game with a 20k bankroll. They are betting $2 parlays and living in a cardboard box.

I wonder if I bailed on my misdemeanor here if the cops would like come after my azz?  I assume no on that, but I am not sure I guess.  I just don't wanna have the withdrawals on that is the deal.

You need to hook up with a hot shooter at the craps table..  you could bank a couple grand on a hot table.

Arby-  Aren't you a big craps player?

Yeah arby maybe I should try that just bet small parlays and be a loser living in a box ha.  Well I could always get some booze still and do that I suppose.  I remember at the Budget Suites when I lived there, there were always bums out in the parking lot with a fire in the trash can at night ha, yeah right behind the Stardust and I would see em then in the book they would be sitting in there not even betting or like you said the 2 buck parlays yeah.  That will be me soon a bum standing by a trash can at night, and betting 2 buck parlays by panhandling a bit, although Vegas right now it would stay fairly warm all night so no fire needed yet.

Yeah casino I play craps on occasion with my buddies after the games, but I mean that is real hit and miss there.  Then occasional black jack after the games, but really is there any chance of winning big on table games?  Suppose I could give it a shot like you said hope I get lucky somehow.

Yo man what up?