But pretty soon I will have my cardboard box in Vegas and then it will be all better ha, well you know that is where I'm headin down the cardboard box path yep.
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But pretty soon I will have my cardboard box in Vegas and then it will be all better ha, well you know that is where I'm headin down the cardboard box path yep.
Somehow I just need to hook up with a chick that will take care of me ha ha. Oh yeah that will happen considering the piece of azz I am oh yeah. Yeah I am just sitting around the house while she works oh see ya later baby I am just gonna sit here on the couch and get wasted ha. Yep don't mind me I will be all hammered when you get home at 5:30 later yeah. Like I don't know anybody that could pull that off no, fuckk even my friends here none of em have a chick that takes care of em and they sit at home, and hell 95% of the dudes I know here look much better than my drunk fat azz ha, they can't pull it off what chance do I have?
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Somehow I just need to hook up with a chick that will take care of me ha ha. Oh yeah that will happen considering the piece of azz I am oh yeah. Yeah I am just sitting around the house while she works oh see ya later baby I am just gonna sit here on the couch and get wasted ha. Yep don't mind me I will be all hammered when you get home at 5:30 later yeah. Like I don't know anybody that could pull that off no, fuckk even my friends here none of em have a chick that takes care of em and they sit at home, and hell 95% of the dudes I know here look much better than my drunk fat azz ha, they can't pull it off what chance do I have?
Oh yeah the only dude I know here that has that arrangement is my local bookie that I'm not paying ha ha. Well he can come get it that fuckker ha. Well that lucky bastardd has it all damn it, what a lucky fuckk has a wife that takes care of him some guys just have all the luck damn it, maybe I should put that song on isn't that 80's like how does it go some guys have all the luck, and blah blah, I don't remember.
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Oh yeah the only dude I know here that has that arrangement is my local bookie that I'm not paying ha ha. Well he can come get it that fuckker ha. Well that lucky bastardd has it all damn it, what a lucky fuckk has a wife that takes care of him some guys just have all the luck damn it, maybe I should put that song on isn't that 80's like how does it go some guys have all the luck, and blah blah, I don't remember.
I did change back to drinking milk and vodka like I used to, did it yesterday I didn't talk about it. I was hoping it would change my luck, but it isn't working today. Yesterday it came through for me. Well the Cubs are hangin so far maybe they can do it for me still.
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I did change back to drinking milk and vodka like I used to, did it yesterday I didn't talk about it. I was hoping it would change my luck, but it isn't working today. Yesterday it came through for me. Well the Cubs are hangin so far maybe they can do it for me still.
Oh yeah I am every chicks dream right here ha. Yeah I am just gonna sit on my fat worthless azz okay? Sound good? Then when you get home you need to bang my sloppy Joe azz everyday okay?
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Oh yeah I am every chicks dream right here ha. Yeah I am just gonna sit on my fat worthless azz okay? Sound good? Then when you get home you need to bang my sloppy Joe azz everyday okay?
Oh yeah the only dude I know here that has that arrangement is my local bookie that I'm not paying ha ha. Well he can come get it that fuckker ha. Well that lucky bastardd has it all damn it, what a lucky fuckk has a wife that takes care of him some guys just have all the luck damn it, maybe I should put that song on isn't that 80's like how does it go some guys have all the luck, and blah blah, I don't remember.
Every dammbookie ive ever known has that arrangement. Just fukk around all day while the wifes workin, not that she needs to, its moreless a front. He just hangs around the house, oh the phone let me answer that.
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Oh yeah the only dude I know here that has that arrangement is my local bookie that I'm not paying ha ha. Well he can come get it that fuckker ha. Well that lucky bastardd has it all damn it, what a lucky fuckk has a wife that takes care of him some guys just have all the luck damn it, maybe I should put that song on isn't that 80's like how does it go some guys have all the luck, and blah blah, I don't remember.
Every dammbookie ive ever known has that arrangement. Just fukk around all day while the wifes workin, not that she needs to, its moreless a front. He just hangs around the house, oh the phone let me answer that.
Fuckk my bro is going down my path as well now, I mean he never like drank before work or during work, but he does now ha, well he isn't sneaking in any drinks while at work but at lunch yeah and before, I mean at my old job they caught me drinking at work ha, then eventually I got fired, they didn't even fire me though when they caught me drinking on the job no, but they did soon after. We will be both be homeless then and jobless the duke boys are outta commission ha.
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Fuckk my bro is going down my path as well now, I mean he never like drank before work or during work, but he does now ha, well he isn't sneaking in any drinks while at work but at lunch yeah and before, I mean at my old job they caught me drinking at work ha, then eventually I got fired, they didn't even fire me though when they caught me drinking on the job no, but they did soon after. We will be both be homeless then and jobless the duke boys are outta commission ha.
Wouldn't booking with a fuckking website scare the shitt outta you though if you were doing it in the states? Fuckk I would be like paranoid sittin in a deep sweat every day ha. That geto boys song, paranoid sittin in a deep sweat, yeah that would be me, like everyday I would be lookin over my shoulder and be all worried. That seems so damn risky, like betting is nothing nobody cares, but if you are the big deal big shot bookie that is a risky maneuver to me especially with a damn web site, fuckk I would never do that no way ha.
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Wouldn't booking with a fuckking website scare the shitt outta you though if you were doing it in the states? Fuckk I would be like paranoid sittin in a deep sweat every day ha. That geto boys song, paranoid sittin in a deep sweat, yeah that would be me, like everyday I would be lookin over my shoulder and be all worried. That seems so damn risky, like betting is nothing nobody cares, but if you are the big deal big shot bookie that is a risky maneuver to me especially with a damn web site, fuckk I would never do that no way ha.
Yeah like back in the day bookies would just hand out sheets ya know and you would call em of course like I would be a bit more comfortable with that deal. Like damn flaunting it and having a website on the internet that just seems way to risky to me. Gambling hell who cares if your betting a few bucks everybody does that, but booking with a damn website ha that is just like flaunting and shitt ha.
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Yeah like back in the day bookies would just hand out sheets ya know and you would call em of course like I would be a bit more comfortable with that deal. Like damn flaunting it and having a website on the internet that just seems way to risky to me. Gambling hell who cares if your betting a few bucks everybody does that, but booking with a damn website ha that is just like flaunting and shitt ha.
Ha I wouldn't want a damn website about my illegal doings hell no ha. Well gambling is technically illegal, but nobody is gonna do anything about that fuckk everybody I know here bets every dude, but the booking with a website oh my I would never ever do that shitt.
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Ha I wouldn't want a damn website about my illegal doings hell no ha. Well gambling is technically illegal, but nobody is gonna do anything about that fuckk everybody I know here bets every dude, but the booking with a website oh my I would never ever do that shitt.
That would be funny the cops start just rolling around busting individual bettors ha, there would be like 20 k dudes in jail then here fuckk at least that many. Oh yeah for sure on that one.
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That would be funny the cops start just rolling around busting individual bettors ha, there would be like 20 k dudes in jail then here fuckk at least that many. Oh yeah for sure on that one.
Fuckking damn it I am gonna lose again. Well I still don't have to reload though yet. Think I'm gonna just go to the horse track here now, may get some free drinks ha. I need to get out of my hole here for a bit go talk to somebody yeah. Well my buddy Bob won't be there, I can talk to the help though the bartender or something ha. I don't even know what track will be going, oh maybe Mountaineer, or like mountin rear is what this one guy calls it, gimme mountin rear ha, yeah mountin rear 2 bucks to win on 5.
Oh woooo homer Cubbies back in it. I am though gonna get off here and take a cab out to the horse track I need to get out of my hole ha.
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Fuckking damn it I am gonna lose again. Well I still don't have to reload though yet. Think I'm gonna just go to the horse track here now, may get some free drinks ha. I need to get out of my hole here for a bit go talk to somebody yeah. Well my buddy Bob won't be there, I can talk to the help though the bartender or something ha. I don't even know what track will be going, oh maybe Mountaineer, or like mountin rear is what this one guy calls it, gimme mountin rear ha, yeah mountin rear 2 bucks to win on 5.
Oh woooo homer Cubbies back in it. I am though gonna get off here and take a cab out to the horse track I need to get out of my hole ha.
Well headin to the horse track gonna sit at the bar drink vodka and milk, maybe chocolate milk, wish I could suck some chocolate milk outta some big brown titties ha ha, nope, but oh well.
Yeah too bad Terry doesn't work there anymore that bartender he was a cool guy to talk to always, but he moved not sure who it will be tonight ha, nobody will be there on a Sunday night hell no. At least stupid azz Todd won't be there I hate that fuckking d bag who yelled at me out there ha.
Will be back on here later I'm sure.
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Yeah jammer it is crazy now isn't it?
Well headin to the horse track gonna sit at the bar drink vodka and milk, maybe chocolate milk, wish I could suck some chocolate milk outta some big brown titties ha ha, nope, but oh well.
Yeah too bad Terry doesn't work there anymore that bartender he was a cool guy to talk to always, but he moved not sure who it will be tonight ha, nobody will be there on a Sunday night hell no. At least stupid azz Todd won't be there I hate that fuckking d bag who yelled at me out there ha.
Yeah jammer the dude abides there. I love that movie, like I am the dude in a way sort of, the fuckking dude abides bitchh, well he always drank those white russians in that movie The Big Lebowski.
Fuckk I just went to the horse track and lost, that chick was there though that I just love like oh man she is like my favorite oh I wanna bang her so bad ha, yeah I wanna give her the Tuck tube so bad Billie. Well I don't think she likes me in that way though, like she likes me in a friend kind of way. Well she is just like me in a way, yeah her parents have a bunch of money just like mine and she is sort of strugglin a bit like just workin at the track and crap. She is so much like me oh yeah, fuckk I wanna friggin bang her so bad, and then ya know my life could take off, well I think if I am gettin some pusssy on the reg and have a chick to talk to and hang with I could go places ha yeah ya know really take off ha. Well hell yeah like what do you have in life really if you are sitting in your parents basement jerking off all the time with no chick ha, yeah you have nothing. Well I really love Billie she is just the best, but it isn't gonna happen ha. Wonder if the Cubs won ha I better check that. Oh Billie is so great like her fake tits are just amazing yeah, and I just like her ya know like she is really cool that chick at the horse track.
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Yeah jammer the dude abides there. I love that movie, like I am the dude in a way sort of, the fuckking dude abides bitchh, well he always drank those white russians in that movie The Big Lebowski.
Fuckk I just went to the horse track and lost, that chick was there though that I just love like oh man she is like my favorite oh I wanna bang her so bad ha, yeah I wanna give her the Tuck tube so bad Billie. Well I don't think she likes me in that way though, like she likes me in a friend kind of way. Well she is just like me in a way, yeah her parents have a bunch of money just like mine and she is sort of strugglin a bit like just workin at the track and crap. She is so much like me oh yeah, fuckk I wanna friggin bang her so bad, and then ya know my life could take off, well I think if I am gettin some pusssy on the reg and have a chick to talk to and hang with I could go places ha yeah ya know really take off ha. Well hell yeah like what do you have in life really if you are sitting in your parents basement jerking off all the time with no chick ha, yeah you have nothing. Well I really love Billie she is just the best, but it isn't gonna happen ha. Wonder if the Cubs won ha I better check that. Oh Billie is so great like her fake tits are just amazing yeah, and I just like her ya know like she is really cool that chick at the horse track.
Fuckk the Cubs lost damn it. I wonder if Billie would consider the Tuck tube ha ha, probably a no on that ha. She is like my favorite chick that I know anyway or talk to oh yeah she is great. But she doesn't want my fat azz ha. Like maybe if I could get to know somebody well they would want to hang out and bang me ha, yeah that would ya know just set it off for me, like no stopping Tuck then oh no, but nobody does ha. Guess I better jerk it now yeah my ed thing went away today I jerked one earlier ha. Well viagra is a needed thing sometimes and I am getting it. For Billie oh fuckk no if she was laying in front of me oh I would get a huge rager she is so great, I could talk about her for hours on here. Well she kicked me out of the horse track here once, but it was only for my own good like I was so wasted she did. Tonight I was pretty drunk and she goes Tuck don't you think you need a cab like I don't want you passing out here ha, and ya know she was right and that is what I need some chick to bang that will take care of me. Like hell I don't wanna go to Vegas I would prefer to stay here and get my life together ya know get a chick that likes me then I think I could quell the drinking a bit if I was getting some yeah, but it is all just a dream it isn't happening for me.
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Fuckk the Cubs lost damn it. I wonder if Billie would consider the Tuck tube ha ha, probably a no on that ha. She is like my favorite chick that I know anyway or talk to oh yeah she is great. But she doesn't want my fat azz ha. Like maybe if I could get to know somebody well they would want to hang out and bang me ha, yeah that would ya know just set it off for me, like no stopping Tuck then oh no, but nobody does ha. Guess I better jerk it now yeah my ed thing went away today I jerked one earlier ha. Well viagra is a needed thing sometimes and I am getting it. For Billie oh fuckk no if she was laying in front of me oh I would get a huge rager she is so great, I could talk about her for hours on here. Well she kicked me out of the horse track here once, but it was only for my own good like I was so wasted she did. Tonight I was pretty drunk and she goes Tuck don't you think you need a cab like I don't want you passing out here ha, and ya know she was right and that is what I need some chick to bang that will take care of me. Like hell I don't wanna go to Vegas I would prefer to stay here and get my life together ya know get a chick that likes me then I think I could quell the drinking a bit if I was getting some yeah, but it is all just a dream it isn't happening for me.
Oh but she likes me though Billie she is just great like I wanna bang her so bad ha. Yeah she just looks out for me when I get too drunk, and I need that, but I think she kinda likes me too, but maybe not in the banging way ha, no probably not well she is just hot as hell like I would do anything to be bangin her on the reg ha ha, oh yeah I would bow down there ha.
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Oh but she likes me though Billie she is just great like I wanna bang her so bad ha. Yeah she just looks out for me when I get too drunk, and I need that, but I think she kinda likes me too, but maybe not in the banging way ha, no probably not well she is just hot as hell like I would do anything to be bangin her on the reg ha ha, oh yeah I would bow down there ha.
Yeah casino I need to grow a fuckking pair well I don't think there is anyway she likes me in that way no, but ya know I could ask ha, I may next time I go to the track yeah. Fuckk yeah I am gonna, I mean what the hell it could change my life if she says yes ha ha, she won't however but ya never know Jacksonville St has a chance vs Florida St they still put their pants on one leg at a time ha.
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Yeah casino I need to grow a fuckking pair well I don't think there is anyway she likes me in that way no, but ya know I could ask ha, I may next time I go to the track yeah. Fuckk yeah I am gonna, I mean what the hell it could change my life if she says yes ha ha, she won't however but ya never know Jacksonville St has a chance vs Florida St they still put their pants on one leg at a time ha.
The one thing I have going for me there is we are both from super rich families here so she is ya know like me in a way there ha, but she has a boyfriend and man he is like a stud I have seen him, yeah I don't think it is happening no.
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The one thing I have going for me there is we are both from super rich families here so she is ya know like me in a way there ha, but she has a boyfriend and man he is like a stud I have seen him, yeah I don't think it is happening no.
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