CD Newsletter 18

@trainwreck66

he said “Prize” not “Prizes”

@OlDirtyBaztid

 But Shanahan faked Jimmy G's injury to insert Lance(see what I did there).

He is the Niners savior. Executive order Alpha Zebra niner week 17 top secret attack=WIN

@trainwreck66

Who knowssssssssssss

@bigred84

Spending a day with you in the Ngata jersey with your critiques on the games is like winning both showcases on The Price is Right 

i think shanahan realizes he has made some very big mistakes in the qb category since being with the 9ers

@OlDirtyBaztid

 I'm saying that Jimmy G got hurt, someone has a theory that Shanny faked it to get Lance in as starter. 

The Niners will have their hands full with that Rams D. And the way that Stafford had been playing, and the playoff implications, gotta lean under here.

Someone leaked that the domain name Washington Commanders was created this morning. 

@Getty3

@trainwreck66

I can't wait until 2032 when the New York Knickerbockers change their name to the New York LGBTQ's  

@BIGDTITLE

 Dude....my company sells this

https://www.pennlive.com/food/2021/05/vizzy-hard-seltzer-releases-pride-pack-supporting-lgbtq-community.html

The product went out of date. Random stores bought it for discount and are trying to sell it for $6 a twelve pack, and still can't 

@undermysac

If you drink it does it give you the urge to suck a cock?

If so, bring a few cases to the party we are having on bigred's couch

@undermysac

 90% of gay people are just normal everyday folks. But the 10% who fly the rainbow flags, march in parades, and dress up as drag queens get all the attention from the media. 

It's like a church leader who wants to tell the media that they fed over 10,000 people last year alone and thinks it would be a nice story. Reporter likely responds "Unless you have some intel on a minor being molested during this time, I'm afraid we don't have a story to tell."

Just don't drink it alone, my neck still hurts

If KC were to lose to Denver on Saturday, Tennessee clinches the #1 bye before they ever snap the ball in Houston on Sunday.

This is a weekend that could see a lot of under the totals cash even though the oddsmakers have already set them rather low. Those guys know what they're doing.

Favorite non-alcoholic drink? I don't do soda. Not even as a youngster. I'll say cranberry-raspberry juice hits the spot almost any time. 

@Getty3

 No alcohol????? Gotta be OJ……ima spike that sht with some vodka when you’re not looking anyways though 

I knew this would be a hard question for everyone except Hugh who abstains. Good answer 

@Getty3

cherry limeade from Sonic 

or 

TW's Jizz 

The cherry limeade with a splash of rum takes me back to the islands. Best drink I ever had was at a bar in Nassau. They call it the Mastercard. Frozen rum drink with strawberry, mango, and coconut. 

@Getty3

 "90% of gay people are just normal everyday folks. But the 10% who fly the rainbow flags, march in parades, and dress up as drag queens get all the attention from the media."

No doubt man. 

The funniest thing to me is how lesbians and gay dudes dispise each other in certain neighborhoods. Legit feuding, they really don't want any part of anyone who's not like them living near them. The hypocrisy is overwhelming. Our great Mayor lives in one of these neighborhoods. The same Mayor who gets 24/7 police protection but at the same time vouchers the "defund the police" movement. 

@undermysac

 This early fall, my wife and I are spending the weekend in Chicago.  The Drake Hotel.  Rush Street is a block away.  John Hancock Building.  You know the neighborhood.

We're walking back to our hotel from Gibson's.  A big bull dyke is all over her average sized girlfriend.  A guy and his girl sees them.  He says, "you want to hear a joke?'  I'm like no.  He tells it anyways.  The lesbians are right in front of us.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?  A lickalottapuss.

I had to laugh.  My wife was afraid I was going to get beat up.

@Cranky_Hank

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-alderwoman-brings-back-whistlestop-program-to-deter-crime

This city sucks. Blow your whistle at the barrel of a gun. Great idea