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    richieporter
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:21 PM ET #76

    if your such a mush give us the games you'd play we fade and make money we'll help you out in return
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    if your such a mush give us the games you'd play we fade and make money we'll help you out in return
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:23 PM ET #77

    Quote Originally Posted by joegunn:

    how many times do we have to go through this... if you can't win, don't gamble... I ONLY bet NBA, i don't bet MLB, NFL, or anything else, because i if did, i wouldn't be UP $$$
    NBA is what i know and i'm fortunate enough to be in the 1% of the population that profits
    the moral of the story is "if you aren't exceptionally good at it, don't waste your time or money trying to convince yourself you are"... i wouldn't go to a pool hall and try to hustle pool. why? because i'm not exceptionally good at that.
    I hope this helps. GL

    i was golfing one day with an older local. he had about 250 customers during his peak years. we got talking about how many people win. he told me ... "in all of my years, i have only had one person up on me. there are guys that hit a quick 500 and leave but only one for a normal customer. i wouldn't suggest making a career out of it." because he knew i liked to gamble. take what you want from that but i learned a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joegunn:

    how many times do we have to go through this... if you can't win, don't gamble... I ONLY bet NBA, i don't bet MLB, NFL, or anything else, because i if did, i wouldn't be UP $$$
    NBA is what i know and i'm fortunate enough to be in the 1% of the population that profits
    the moral of the story is "if you aren't exceptionally good at it, don't waste your time or money trying to convince yourself you are"... i wouldn't go to a pool hall and try to hustle pool. why? because i'm not exceptionally good at that.
    I hope this helps. GL

    i was golfing one day with an older local. he had about 250 customers during his peak years. we got talking about how many people win. he told me ... "in all of my years, i have only had one person up on me. there are guys that hit a quick 500 and leave but only one for a normal customer. i wouldn't suggest making a career out of it." because he knew i liked to gamble. take what you want from that but i learned a lot.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:34 PM ET #78

    A guy goes in a bar.  He sees a drunk watching the evening news.  There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building.  The crowd is telling him to jump.  Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps".  Drunk says "Your on".  The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building.  As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty.  Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news."  Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too.  I just never thought he'd do it again"

    Now that's bad handicapping.

     

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    A guy goes in a bar.  He sees a drunk watching the evening news.  There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building.  The crowd is telling him to jump.  Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps".  Drunk says "Your on".  The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building.  As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty.  Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news."  Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too.  I just never thought he'd do it again"

    Now that's bad handicapping.

     

     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:35 PM ET #79

    If you send me some nake pictures of your gf I will send you cash . I like big naturals
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    If you send me some nake pictures of your gf I will send you cash . I like big naturals
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:36 PM ET #80

    im not gonna say i dont believe you...but if u lost everything...wats the meanin of bettin 27 buck??????? i fockin rather go get myself a 12 pack  and fock my lifezzzz....

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    im not gonna say i dont believe you...but if u lost everything...wats the meanin of bettin 27 buck??????? i fockin rather go get myself a 12 pack  and fock my lifezzzz....

     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:37 PM ET #81

    Quote Originally Posted by callmejaypage:

    Question now lets start with everything I have lost gambling the past 3 years.500k House, 50k Credit Cards, Over 300k savings and cds, Brand New Dodge Magnum, 2004 Avalanche, 2004 H2 Hummer.

    Look up 29 Bryant St NW Washington, Dc and you will see I am the sap that quick sold my uncle's house I inherited for $400k and it was worth over 700k. The guy I sold it to invested another $20k and sold it 3 months later for $650. I pawned all my cars. Maxed out all my credit cards, gambled away all my money. Now i am 24, broke, living with my girlfriend who is pregnant and the baby might not be mine. I have stories and experiences like once my tire went flat midnight on my way to a casino 40 miles away and I was only a mile from town and I had my car towed to the casino. I then lost all my money and had to borrow money to get my car towed back home. I still have comps in Las Vegas at all of the major hotels and resorts. 2 years ago I lost $100k in one night. I have lost it all now my family will not even help me. My grandfather still has over $500k but claims he is broke. I have lost it all and even considered suicide but thats the coward way out! I can't find nothing but minimal wage jobs and my lease is up in June and don't have the money to renew. I was offered a chance to tell Dr.Phil my story but had to decline due to my mom not being able to make the trip! I have lost it all. 
    Before gambling I was in college, great business, happy but now I am 24 broke without a cell phone or hope. I haven't had more than $1000 in my bank account in a year.To make things worse I owe a bookie $15k and he is looking for me.  I can get back into business but would need $10,000 but I have no way of getting it. My question for you guys is what would you do or recommended? I have listed some my options below.

    -My last $28 that in my pocket into my betjamaica account and go for in tomorrow. 
    -Try to get back to Las Vegas and get all my comps and try to get lucky. If I lose then make a career from panhandling on the streets.
    -Go to Navy
    -Jump out of a window from at least 30 stories

    Help me and give me suggestions. I have been told I could try and sell my story but how? If you take anything from my story DON'T GAMBLE.
    I was up $50k when I first started sports betting but since then I lose!
    ....U FORGOT u let me have your wife for $25 chip @ Bellagio.  (she was great too)
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    Quote Originally Posted by callmejaypage:

    Question now lets start with everything I have lost gambling the past 3 years.500k House, 50k Credit Cards, Over 300k savings and cds, Brand New Dodge Magnum, 2004 Avalanche, 2004 H2 Hummer.

    Look up 29 Bryant St NW Washington, Dc and you will see I am the sap that quick sold my uncle's house I inherited for $400k and it was worth over 700k. The guy I sold it to invested another $20k and sold it 3 months later for $650. I pawned all my cars. Maxed out all my credit cards, gambled away all my money. Now i am 24, broke, living with my girlfriend who is pregnant and the baby might not be mine. I have stories and experiences like once my tire went flat midnight on my way to a casino 40 miles away and I was only a mile from town and I had my car towed to the casino. I then lost all my money and had to borrow money to get my car towed back home. I still have comps in Las Vegas at all of the major hotels and resorts. 2 years ago I lost $100k in one night. I have lost it all now my family will not even help me. My grandfather still has over $500k but claims he is broke. I have lost it all and even considered suicide but thats the coward way out! I can't find nothing but minimal wage jobs and my lease is up in June and don't have the money to renew. I was offered a chance to tell Dr.Phil my story but had to decline due to my mom not being able to make the trip! I have lost it all. 
    Before gambling I was in college, great business, happy but now I am 24 broke without a cell phone or hope. I haven't had more than $1000 in my bank account in a year.To make things worse I owe a bookie $15k and he is looking for me.  I can get back into business but would need $10,000 but I have no way of getting it. My question for you guys is what would you do or recommended? I have listed some my options below.

    -My last $28 that in my pocket into my betjamaica account and go for in tomorrow. 
    -Try to get back to Las Vegas and get all my comps and try to get lucky. If I lose then make a career from panhandling on the streets.
    -Go to Navy
    -Jump out of a window from at least 30 stories

    Help me and give me suggestions. I have been told I could try and sell my story but how? If you take anything from my story DON'T GAMBLE.
    I was up $50k when I first started sports betting but since then I lose!
    ....U FORGOT u let me have your wife for $25 chip @ Bellagio.  (she was great too)
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:43 PM ET #82

    What the fuck is wrong with people how come everyone is telling this dude to gamble like this or gamble like that.  WTF!!  If you havent noticed this dude (if his story is true) has a major major gambling problem.  Playing no limit, or money management or making smaller wagers is not the right answer neither is going to vegas!!!  Wtf dude I know I sounded (cause i kinda am) like an asshole, but at least my advice is the truth, reality, and only good way to go.  Man up, get a job, understand what mistakes you have made and dont do them again and start life over (without gambling).
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    What the fuck is wrong with people how come everyone is telling this dude to gamble like this or gamble like that.  WTF!!  If you havent noticed this dude (if his story is true) has a major major gambling problem.  Playing no limit, or money management or making smaller wagers is not the right answer neither is going to vegas!!!  Wtf dude I know I sounded (cause i kinda am) like an asshole, but at least my advice is the truth, reality, and only good way to go.  Man up, get a job, understand what mistakes you have made and dont do them again and start life over (without gambling).
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:45 PM ET #83

    Give me a picture of your woman. Maybe we can pimp her for cash. You can then use your cash to bet through me. This way when you lose you are taking it out on her ass (and mouth).

    What a dumb BS post you have to big the king of the bull shitters
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    Give me a picture of your woman. Maybe we can pimp her for cash. You can then use your cash to bet through me. This way when you lose you are taking it out on her ass (and mouth).

    What a dumb BS post you have to big the king of the bull shitters
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:45 PM ET #84

    Quote Originally Posted by SevenIron:

    A guy goes in a bar.  He sees a drunk watching the evening news.  There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building.  The crowd is telling him to jump.  Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps".  Drunk says "Your on".  The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building.  As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty.  Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news."  Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too.  I just never thought he'd do it again"

    Now that's bad handicapping.

     

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by SevenIron:

    A guy goes in a bar.  He sees a drunk watching the evening news.  There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building.  The crowd is telling him to jump.  Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps".  Drunk says "Your on".  The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building.  As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty.  Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news."  Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too.  I just never thought he'd do it again"

    Now that's bad handicapping.

     

     

    .....CLASSIC

     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 6:48 PM ET #85

    Quote Originally Posted by mrquija27:

    How is this not a fucking joke dude?  Your saying you lost all your shit that was obviously given to you being that your 24 and so called had all this shit.  Then you come to a sports betting website to ask for advice?  My suggestion is the mental instatuion.  Seriously this is either a fucking joke/prank or its time to man the fuck up!  I dont feel bad for you one bit my man.  If this story is true you come from a rich family and were given opportunies that most of us could never imagine being giving and you fuck it all  up BIGTIME!!!  Sorry my man yeah go to navy, go work at mcdonalds, do something like the rest of us.  Ive worked for every penny and thing I own and I dont feel bad for people who look to take the easy way out of everything.  Man the fuck up get a job and start over your 24 years fucking old.  You fucked up take it like a man and start over and quit depending on other people to bail you out.  Do something for yourself you fucking box!  Sorry but people like you irritate the shit out of me.  Should I gamble, go get comps and pan handle, man shut the fuck up and get a J.O.B.!!!  Like the rest of us!



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    Quote Originally Posted by mrquija27:

    How is this not a fucking joke dude?  Your saying you lost all your shit that was obviously given to you being that your 24 and so called had all this shit.  Then you come to a sports betting website to ask for advice?  My suggestion is the mental instatuion.  Seriously this is either a fucking joke/prank or its time to man the fuck up!  I dont feel bad for you one bit my man.  If this story is true you come from a rich family and were given opportunies that most of us could never imagine being giving and you fuck it all  up BIGTIME!!!  Sorry my man yeah go to navy, go work at mcdonalds, do something like the rest of us.  Ive worked for every penny and thing I own and I dont feel bad for people who look to take the easy way out of everything.  Man the fuck up get a job and start over your 24 years fucking old.  You fucked up take it like a man and start over and quit depending on other people to bail you out.  Do something for yourself you fucking box!  Sorry but people like you irritate the shit out of me.  Should I gamble, go get comps and pan handle, man shut the fuck up and get a J.O.B.!!!  Like the rest of us!



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SevenIron:

    A guy goes in a bar.  He sees a drunk watching the evening news.  There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building.  The crowd is telling him to jump.  Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps".  Drunk says "Your on".  The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building.  As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty.  Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news."  Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too.  I just never thought he'd do it again"

    Now that's bad handicapping.

     

    see dr j 500hr

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    A guy goes in a bar.  He sees a drunk watching the evening news.  There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building.  The crowd is telling him to jump.  Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps".  Drunk says "Your on".  The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building.  As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty.  Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news."  Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too.  I just never thought he'd do it again"

    Now that's bad handicapping.

     

    see dr j 500hr

     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:03 PM ET #87

     find out if the kid is yours if so join the navy!!!!!    if not fuck rob a bank make a quick 6k and head west 2 vegas and win bigggggggggg     quitters never win

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     find out if the kid is yours if so join the navy!!!!!    if not fuck rob a bank make a quick 6k and head west 2 vegas and win bigggggggggg     quitters never win

     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:06 PM ET #88

    Just ring the bell you fuck'n panzy
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:10 PM ET #89

    If the baby isnt yours you need to fucking jump and make sure its a 30 story building. If the baby is yours please fucking join the Navy and take care of the little one. Cant believe you made that $ 20 wager after all this mess you little fucker. I hope you fucking lose for the sake of the baby. Hope you fucking lose the last $7 too fucker.
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    If the baby isnt yours you need to fucking jump and make sure its a 30 story building. If the baby is yours please fucking join the Navy and take care of the little one. Cant believe you made that $ 20 wager after all this mess you little fucker. I hope you fucking lose for the sake of the baby. Hope you fucking lose the last $7 too fucker.
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:13 PM ET #90

    i've spent 30seconds on this..........big rick is right on!

    JUMP!      

     

     

     

     

     

    ps-  the story sells better if it true.

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    i've spent 30seconds on this..........big rick is right on!

    JUMP!      

     

     

     

     

     

    ps-  the story sells better if it true.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:13 PM ET #91

    some local in dc =
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:14 PM ET #92

    I would love to hear from you
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:17 PM ET #93

    Please have some compassion for a fellow human being. To my gambling friend that has a very serious situation:
    I went to GA for 2 years, and yes here I'm ,,,back on here...I'm sure you have never seen me post on here,,,I very seldom do. GA is a wonderful org. Go and go at least 2 time s a week. I'm 53 and have lost everything a long time ago. I gamble on here , but do it very casually. 3 weeks ago...I put $300 in my account and through some pretty patient betting ...it was up to $1600 and then I have lost my last 13 out of 14 bets. WHY ? because I got greedy and cocky,,,I know people that are bookies and they say that the people that KILL them (the bookie) are the people that bet once a week. You should be looking at this an investment,,,if you can get 10% return on your money in a few weeks then you will be rich in one year.....this is not a way to get rich every week, or to make a living. Get a job and start working 60 hours a week, that's what I have been doing...you need a change of lifestyle. find something else to occupy your time. working very hard at gambling will kill you. Prayers are a good idea as well. There are a lot more important things in life than money....like your family and friends... 
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    Please have some compassion for a fellow human being. To my gambling friend that has a very serious situation:
    I went to GA for 2 years, and yes here I'm ,,,back on here...I'm sure you have never seen me post on here,,,I very seldom do. GA is a wonderful org. Go and go at least 2 time s a week. I'm 53 and have lost everything a long time ago. I gamble on here , but do it very casually. 3 weeks ago...I put $300 in my account and through some pretty patient betting ...it was up to $1600 and then I have lost my last 13 out of 14 bets. WHY ? because I got greedy and cocky,,,I know people that are bookies and they say that the people that KILL them (the bookie) are the people that bet once a week. You should be looking at this an investment,,,if you can get 10% return on your money in a few weeks then you will be rich in one year.....this is not a way to get rich every week, or to make a living. Get a job and start working 60 hours a week, that's what I have been doing...you need a change of lifestyle. find something else to occupy your time. working very hard at gambling will kill you. Prayers are a good idea as well. There are a lot more important things in life than money....like your family and friends... 
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:17 PM ET #94

    Its called self discipline in life.  This has nothing to do with gambling, you need all kinds of help.  I think the Navy would be a great choice to become a better man.  God Bless.
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    Its called self discipline in life.  This has nothing to do with gambling, you need all kinds of help.  I think the Navy would be a great choice to become a better man.  God Bless.
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:20 PM ET #95

    Quote Originally Posted by LONG-TU:

    If the baby isnt yours you need to fucking jump and make sure its a 30 story building. If the baby is yours please fucking join the Navy and take care of the little one. Cant believe you made that $ 20 wager after all this mess you little fucker. I hope you fucking lose for the sake of the baby. Hope you fucking lose the last $7 too fucker.

    hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by LONG-TU:

    If the baby isnt yours you need to fucking jump and make sure its a 30 story building. If the baby is yours please fucking join the Navy and take care of the little one. Cant believe you made that $ 20 wager after all this mess you little fucker. I hope you fucking lose for the sake of the baby. Hope you fucking lose the last $7 too fucker.

    hahahaha
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:28 PM ET #96

    True story and I gave you the address of the house I sold. I have a serious problem. Thanks to all for the great advice. Everyone is right in their owns ways except for the people telling me to jump. I lost everything and I live in a city with no taxi and limited bus routes. Having no car its tuff. I have nothing to prove I just wanted some advice and I received alot of it! I think navy will be my option! I really screwed up I know. Question for you guy?

    -is it possible to sell my story just so I can get my business back started.
    -Get famous for being the worse loser ever!
    -I am going to Navy

    Just so you know my NY 1st half over 105 is losing terribly-I have no luck every freaking night these teams score but the one night I bet on them they decide to play defense! And I put the $7 on orlando under 91.5 1st quarter losing of course! 
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    True story and I gave you the address of the house I sold. I have a serious problem. Thanks to all for the great advice. Everyone is right in their owns ways except for the people telling me to jump. I lost everything and I live in a city with no taxi and limited bus routes. Having no car its tuff. I have nothing to prove I just wanted some advice and I received alot of it! I think navy will be my option! I really screwed up I know. Question for you guy?

    -is it possible to sell my story just so I can get my business back started.
    -Get famous for being the worse loser ever!
    -I am going to Navy

    Just so you know my NY 1st half over 105 is losing terribly-I have no luck every freaking night these teams score but the one night I bet on them they decide to play defense! And I put the $7 on orlando under 91.5 1st quarter losing of course! 
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:30 PM ET #97

    I HAVE A LOADED 9MM IF YOU WANT IT. DON'T JUMP THAT STUPID.
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    I HAVE A LOADED 9MM IF YOU WANT IT. DON'T JUMP THAT STUPID.
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:32 PM ET #98

    GET A JOB BUM
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:36 PM ET #99

    dude private message me I work in DC I can try and point you in the rite direction for a job to help you get on your feet the right way.
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    dude private message me I work in DC I can try and point you in the rite direction for a job to help you get on your feet the right way.
     
     
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    Posted: Apr. 6, 2011 - 7:40 PM ET #100

    I really need help and I now feel signing up for the Navy is the right choice and even if the baby isn't mine I will take him. No child deserves to not have a father. Everything is legit as I had a opportunity to appear on doctor Phil and if anyone can help me get me story out please contact me. I would hope to make enough to get my business started. I was a big event promoter and planner. I had huge concerts with Wiz Khalifa, Snoop Dogg, Trey Songz, and I even threw Anthony Smith Birthday/Super Bowl Party. I would spend $3000 on a event and charge admission/liquor sells make $7000 on average. I have video and all documentation, bank receipts to show. But after every event I went to the casino and blew it. I had no control. Now I can't come up with enough money to do a event which all I need is 1 to get back on my feet. Now whenever I get a chance to promote a event I get the short end of the stick as I make them all the money and they only kick back a few hundred. These are all people who I helped get where they are now. They were friends at one time and I spent and loan them money. Now nobody even thinks about repaying the favor. I am a good person and the only reason I still try and gamble is to make a couple thousand on top of working so I can throw a event and never look back.
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    I really need help and I now feel signing up for the Navy is the right choice and even if the baby isn't mine I will take him. No child deserves to not have a father. Everything is legit as I had a opportunity to appear on doctor Phil and if anyone can help me get me story out please contact me. I would hope to make enough to get my business started. I was a big event promoter and planner. I had huge concerts with Wiz Khalifa, Snoop Dogg, Trey Songz, and I even threw Anthony Smith Birthday/Super Bowl Party. I would spend $3000 on a event and charge admission/liquor sells make $7000 on average. I have video and all documentation, bank receipts to show. But after every event I went to the casino and blew it. I had no control. Now I can't come up with enough money to do a event which all I need is 1 to get back on my feet. Now whenever I get a chance to promote a event I get the short end of the stick as I make them all the money and they only kick back a few hundred. These are all people who I helped get where they are now. They were friends at one time and I spent and loan them money. Now nobody even thinks about repaying the favor. I am a good person and the only reason I still try and gamble is to make a couple thousand on top of working so I can throw a event and never look back.
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