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Quote Originally Posted by wwtpglobal:

After picking another winner last night we're now 6-1 ATS...I've decided to keep Lil Man out of pre-school today so that he can focus on what's really important - handicapping professional Football and making . At first he was really wanting to ride bikes outside, but I've had to remind him that we're burning valuable daylight and need to keep focused ( he gets it )...Picks to follow soon...



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Yes, no bike ride for the Lil fella. He must do his homework on the next play. Lol

Go Lil man!
 
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this is best thread ive ever seen 
 
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Hahaahhaahahaj. So funny

Lil man is good
 
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Your son is a dam genius! I took the dam bills last night without seeing this thread. If I had known Kev was going to be on the Bills it would've been an insta-fade. I need to set a bookmark on this thread so I don't screw up again. I doubt Kev will be back. I think he took it without the courteousy of lube last night.
 
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This is priceless. Keep it up!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bet4Bums:

Your son is a dam genius! I took the dam bills last night without seeing this thread. If I had known Kev was going to be on the Bills it would've been an insta-fade. I need to set a bookmark on this thread so I don't screw up again. I doubt Kev will be back. I think he took it without the courteousy of lube last night.
 
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Lmao
 
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6-1 let's keep it up!
Lil Man has been hard at wok all night, crunching numbers -
I kept refilling his sippy cup with RedBull to keep him focused. <----Lil Man + 5 redbulls
Sunday NFL Card
Colts +2.5
Patriots (pk)
Broncos -7
Carolina -1 (-116) 

Leans that we're laying off of at the moment:
Jax +11
Chi (pk)
Indy +3 (-130) too risky at 2.5. Hook or no play.
Best of luck everyone - 
 
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Wish you another winning week, Gl lil boy! 
 
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 Keep up the good work.  Love your comical angle as well.  Not many have that creativeness or handicapping skills.  You (mmhhh...your 4 yrs old) seemed to have both.  You should consider being a comedian as a night gig!!!!

Quote Originally Posted by wwtpglobal:

Lil Man came home from Pre-School today, excited and ready to talk some pigskin…Apparently the chicks all dig his Gruden Haircut, and Stuart Scott glasses.

He’s clear about this game tonight (and the grounding that awaits him if he misses). Although he isn’t allowed to get up from the dinner table until he finishes all of his peas (he’s been sitting there for over an hour)…

 Cleveland Browns at home -3.5 (-105 5d)

 I asked him for his write-up only to be quickly reminded that he can’t write or spell yet; his confident reasoning is that there’s some kid at school that he doesn’t like – Kid’s name apparently is Bill.  Works for me…Let’s make it 6-1 tonight.

 
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Can you ask your boy to point at which game is his most like out of these?  Though I have to say NE looks like a trap game to me.  Cinci always play NE tough. SEA may win vs IND too by 3 or 6pts.  Bruce Irvin is back and now they have their pass rush full force.  Which only mean 1 thing.  They make AL have to hurry his throw and guess where he will throw too?  Yep, #1 secondary in the NFL....Legions of BOOM!  

Quote Originally Posted by wwtpglobal:

6-1 let's keep it up!
Lil Man has been hard at wok all night, crunching numbers -
I kept refilling his sippy cup with RedBull to keep him focused. <----Lil Man + 5 redbulls
Sunday NFL Card
Colts +2.5
Patriots (pk)
Broncos -7
Carolina -1 (-116) 

Leans that we're laying off of at the moment:
Jax +11
Chi (pk)
Indy +3 (-130) too risky at 2.5. Hook or no play.
Best of luck everyone - 
 
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Sitting 7-4 YTD after Lil Man was 1-3 yesterday, (in retrospect we might have slightly overdone it on the 7 Redbull's and 3 dozen sugar cookies in our overnight numbers crunching session) Not to mention the Wizard of Oz hurricane (Toto flew by?) during the Pats last possession or Peyton deciding to do his best fetal position impression on the goal line...Oh well - it's Monday Night Football and Lil Man is all pumped up about his new Deon Sanders DooRag he's wearing to PreSchool today - admittedly it's to cover up the Jon Gruden haircut that has started to grow out unevenly.
Sitting at 7-4 he's on the visiting dog tonight:
Jets +10 (1.2/1) -120
Me: "Dude, why the Jets?"
Lil Man: "Cause Falcons can fly...But Jets can fly, are loud...and have TV's"
Me: Yep, makes perfect sense. Let's cash Lil Man, let's cash...

 
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8-4 ATS for Lil Man Picks...He's still so excited about last night's victory, he's running up to everyone he sees and abruptly shouts GENO!!! then runs away. It was funny at first, but...well heck, it's still funny.
3-4 more picks later this week - hope we all cashed last night!
 
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:D
 
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 Couldn´t saw you yesterday, threads running at 100/minute, glad on lil boy did hit on Jets, guess you limited the amount of redbulls and cookies, will wait for week 6 lil boy picks, tell him not to watch too much TV 
GL! 
 
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This is one of the best threads I've seen on hear. Obv the haters can't take a joke and tell you aren't serious......are you??!
 
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#lilman
 
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Kevmode=butthurt troll from twoplustwo come on back to the poker forum for you!
 
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8-4 ATS - Lil Man is ready to roll...I've pulled him out of school all together - Working from his Spiderman tricycle, humming the Sportscenter theme. He's making this week's picks, wearing his Ninja costume and power rangers mask. He clearly means business and we've switched from Redbull to a 5 hour energy in his sippy cups...
TNF - Chicago -7 (-120)

3-4 more pics to come...we're getting back to work after Dora is over.


 
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8-4 ATS...this week has consisted of a steady mix of SpongeBob's Halloween Adventure and NFL Around the League Live...He's addicted to Redzone and Redbull - it's gettin' real. Let's keep cashin' out! is his new favorite phrase...
Hou -7 (-125)
Pit +1.5 (-110)
Sea -13 (-110)
Den -27 (-110)
 
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It should be 8-5 rigth global im gonna tail little man this 4 plays
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wwtpglobal:

8-4 ATS...this week has consisted of a steady mix of SpongeBob's Halloween Adventure and NFL Around the League Live...He's addicted to Redzone and Redbull - it's gettin' real. Let's keep cashin' out! is his new favorite phrase...
Hou -7 (-125)
Pit +1.5 (-110)
Sea -13 (-110)
Den -27 (-110)

sounds like a parlay to me.....

gl lil man... gl. 
 
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Let´s keep cashin out lil boy, GL! 
 
 
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wwtpglobal..........this is friggin great!!!  I have the same exact humor as you do, and am literally laughing out loud.  Keep it up bro.  This forum can us a little levity!

Funny thing is, is that I'm picturing you kid with his haircut, his glasses, his costume, etc...........
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